#1281
i'm trying to impress my tongue, friend.
#1282
If you take down the
Dark Lord Lucifer,
I'll treat you to a
nice bottle of wine!
#1283

loudboy posted:

i'm trying to impress my tongue, friend.


there's no accounting for taste. in my budget. no funds set aside for taste

#1284
no tongue, no taste. problems solved
#1285



#1286
same, but with a forty
#1287
peppermint tea
#1288
you gon habe to drink an awfil lot of that to get turnt up
#1289
it's the end of an era. i just picked up the last case of hamm's from my nearest grocery. i think i was the only one buying them
#1290
#1291
russian memes ltd
#1292
I’m day drinking, pls tolerate my drunk posts
#1293
i sent a longish email to someone and i think it got eaten by my shitty apartments shitty internet and i'm fucking furious. also, drunk off of hefeweizen.
#1294
natural light. im night drinkin but i work a night shift* so i feel like im day drinkig cheera dimashq

*it is my weekend
#1295

ialdabaoth posted:

natural light. im night drinkin but i work a night shift* so i feel like im day drinkig cheera dimashq

*it is my weekend



It’s five o clock somewhere

#1296
its 3/16, do you know where your tapine is


#1297
can anyone explain to me why its so common to drink light beer in amerika?
#1298
they live in hell and happily drink the devil's piss
#1299
damn that one sounded too cool, now i want the devil piss.
#1300

Petrol posted:

can anyone explain to me why its so common to drink light beer in amerika?



it's a nice mild cold drink that costs less than six cents per fluid ounce and gets u buzzed. whats the problem w that

if you trying to get wasted you got to drink a lot of them so u need a low-calorie option there since theres enough beer bellies to go around already

what i dont understand is shandies

#1301

ialdabaoth posted:

costs less than six cents per fluid ounce


okay that makes sense. booze is heavily taxed down under, light beer less so but not enough to justify choosing it over the real stuff

#1302
liquor taxes are the only thing standing between me and true DYTD apotheosis. frankly i don't understand how anyone in the states is left alive.
#1303

Petrol posted:

ialdabaoth posted:

costs less than six cents per fluid ounce

okay that makes sense. booze is heavily taxed down under, light beer less so but not enough to justify choosing it over the real stuff



Yea it’s super cheap here. If it’s happy hour u can get a light beer for like $2 at a bar

#1304
its all this light beer. you have to spend so much time pissing that yr approach to dytd is asymptotic
#1305

dimashq posted:

Petrol posted:

ialdabaoth posted:

costs less than six cents per fluid ounce

okay that makes sense. booze is heavily taxed down under, light beer less so but not enough to justify choosing it over the real stuff

Yea it’s super cheap here. If it’s happy hour u can get a light beer for like $2 at a bar



$2 ?! and you let them get away with this sort of flagrant grubby profiteering?

#1306
pints of pibbers for more than one buck is not a Happy hour imvho
#1307

ialdabaoth posted:

pints of pibbers for more than one buck is not a Happy hour imvho



Well I’m jealous, I usually get $2 pbr at happy hour at a bar I frequent, but in my area $2-3 is regular, although some places sell the tall boys for $3 too.

#1308
$3 liter of gin
#1309
#1310
#1311
10% abv maple syrup porter, at breakfast
#1312
#1313

the sediment is so fine it never settles, completely opaque. like a solid brick of bitter citrus. wonderful.
#1314
you cain't really call it sediment of it don't settle. it's just suspended solids.

anyway i do wish i had access to a more diverse supply of brews. its nice there are so many little craft breweries around here now but they're all doing manifestly the same thing. give me a seaweed gose or something damn
#1315
Lake The Bitch
#1316

cars posted:

Lake The Bitch


ALBERTA'S LARGEST POWOW AND FISHING DERBY

The other side of the mug features a mink in honour of the local (now defunct) mink ranching industry, established by Lebanese furriers around the turn of the 20th century. Lac La Biche is a tiny backwater of only 2000 people these days but for a long time was a very important place for the islamic community in western canada, an ambitious imam founded one of the province's earliest mosques there. The rise of islamophobia prompted a mass exodus of that historic Lebanese population, a century of being peaceful neighbors is not enough to quell the psychosis of small town whitey. The town also has a significant Metis demographic, maybe as much as a quarter of the people, another product of its history as a fur trading hub.

A mink ranch smells absolutely awful. A writhing swarm of stressed out mustelids with nothing to do but spray scent glands, piss and shit all over each other. The stench is distinctly unforgettable. Real appetizing thing to put on a mug.

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#1317
i made a really delicious orange blossom water honey syrup for some spring floral goodness and was having it with bourbon and soda water but the provincial election is making me real cranky so ive discarded pretenses and now im drinking just bourbon from the bottle
#1318
gay drinks today:
some kind of citrus mead
dumb dessert sour that looks and tastes like a soda, literally called OOPS ALL BERRIES
white claw mango (oh boy)
revel stokes pecan (oh good golly gosh)
Im New To This
#1319
jack daniels and natural light
#1320
everything in the house