i legitimately sliced my finger open with a fucking butter knife today
why would you do this?
what's up rhizzone? shit has been tense lately!
probably no one at all noticed because I've been handling myself with panache and grace but yes I've been extremely irritable and on edge lately. been taking on too much, need a break
spent a week dealing with a family emergency and feel pretty drained. forgot to put a joke here
i can relate. hang in there
looking after my parents' place while they're out of town and sitting in their dining room on my laptop and thinking about how I went to have dinner with them the day Rumsfeld died, and my mom was like "He's burning in Hell already. I know I'm not supposed to say that, I don't get to decide who goes to Hell. What about Kissinger though, is he STILL ALIVE?!?!?!" lol
Jealous that you have family like that
imagining becoming the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom guy. A vivid fantasy of becoming the guy who champions the revival and global dominance of the Heavenly Dynasty of Hong Xiuquan, King of Heaven, Son of God, successor and younger brother to Jesus Christ, and His son Hong Tianguifu, Junior King of Heaven, seated forever in Their revealed and righteous Kingdom, whose holy and eternal capital is Nanjing, which They and Their chosen defended to the death against the Qing demons and their Satanic priest, "Chinese Gordon"... ah...! senpai, I did not see you... you say this is the Real Life thread? I must be daydreaming out loud again.. sumimasen....
*suddenly emerges from cloud of smoke*
Will you slay the evil, preserve the righteous, and relieve the people's suffering?
at least i can get a pumkin spice latte at starbucks now
i don’t really go to starfuckers because fuck i$rael and BDS krew for life until the day i fucking die but pumpkin and coffee and sugar and cinnamon is a Good Drink
lame psl joke not intended as a criticism of your Drink preferences, sip in power Fellow Poster
i am also trying to convince paypal that donations to a nonprofit are not proceeds from the sale of goods or services. this argument is much more difficult because i cannot even find an actual human who works for paypal to receive my complaint