#9641
what's up rhizzone? shit has been tense lately! everywhere! multiple threads of cross-intersecting arguments! resentments! the works! let's take stock... everyone doing fine? nobody really likes the summer, right? hot weather leads to hot tempers... who knows... anyway i'm personally taking stock. i got a hemorrhoid and a butter knife cut which has been humbling... mundane pains that make me feel like a grandpa. that's how it goes sometimes... so let's take stock. this is one of the best places on the Internet and would be a tragedy if it fell apart through bad-faith arguments.

my first request is that everyone purge their browser cache of reddit and twitter and blacklist each in as hardcore a way as possible. i broke twitter permanently on my browser after i was collecting all of the recent palestine stuff in may. i never used reddit beyond looking up some weird programming advice and once to find a roommate (which naturally was a disaster).

that's my two cents in Real Life
#9642

liceo posted:

i legitimately sliced my finger open with a fucking butter knife today


why would you do this?

#9643
TikTok Clout Crew checking in
#9644

chickeon posted:

liceo posted:

i legitimately sliced my finger open with a fucking butter knife today

why would you do this?



his oyabun ordered him to do it after a series of posts in the covid thread that made his posting clan lose face

#9645

liceo posted:

what's up rhizzone? shit has been tense lately!


probably no one at all noticed because I've been handling myself with panache and grace but yes I've been extremely irritable and on edge lately. been taking on too much, need a break

#9646
if i have to self-crit, i've been very glib lately, due to me not giving a fuck and drinking a lot. mea culpa.
#9647
i want some of them brioche with the chocolate chips in it but we don't have any and the food shopping happens tomorrow. that's life babey
#9648
got my cats a cat scratching toy with an ounce of the loud-pack xxxtra strength nip and god damn are they grateful
#9649
looking after my parents' place while they're out of town and sitting in their dining room on my laptop and thinking about how I went to have dinner with them the day Rumsfeld died, and my mom was like "He's burning in Hell already. I know I'm not supposed to say that, I don't get to decide who goes to Hell. What about Kissinger though, is he STILL ALIVE?!?!?!" lol
#9650
spent a week dealing with a family emergency and feel pretty drained. forgot to put a joke here
#9651
ganbatte shriekingviolet.
#9652

shriekingviolet posted:

spent a week dealing with a family emergency and feel pretty drained. forgot to put a joke here


i can relate. hang in there

#9653

cars posted:

looking after my parents' place while they're out of town and sitting in their dining room on my laptop and thinking about how I went to have dinner with them the day Rumsfeld died, and my mom was like "He's burning in Hell already. I know I'm not supposed to say that, I don't get to decide who goes to Hell. What about Kissinger though, is he STILL ALIVE?!?!?!" lol



Jealous that you have family like that

#9654
i live in a society
#9655
I'm trying to boycott texas
#9656
same, but i live there :(
#9657
it is that old time of year again when it's too hot to wear a sweater but too cold to wear a t-shirt and i leave the house in a panic every morning knowing i will be either drenched in sweat or contract hypothermia or contract hypothermia from being drenched in sweat
#9658
at least i can get a pumkin spice latte at starbucks now
#9659

cars posted:

imagining becoming the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom guy. A vivid fantasy of becoming the guy who champions the revival and global dominance of the Heavenly Dynasty of Hong Xiuquan, King of Heaven, Son of God, successor and younger brother to Jesus Christ, and His son Hong Tianguifu, Junior King of Heaven, seated forever in Their revealed and righteous Kingdom, whose holy and eternal capital is Nanjing, which They and Their chosen defended to the death against the Qing demons and their Satanic priest, "Chinese Gordon"... ah...! senpai, I did not see you... you say this is the Real Life thread? I must be daydreaming out loud again.. sumimasen....


*suddenly emerges from cloud of smoke*

Will you slay the evil, preserve the righteous, and relieve the people's suffering?


#9660

liceo posted:

at least i can get a pumkin spice latte at starbucks now


#9661
i don’t really go to starfuckers because fuck i$rael and BDS krew for life until the day i fucking die but pumpkin and coffee and sugar and cinnamon is a Good Drink
#9662
*luke skywalker voice* I go to starfuckers
#9663

str_el_boi posted:


liceo posted:

i don’t really go to starfuckers because fuck i$rael and BDS krew for life until the day i fucking die but pumpkin and coffee and sugar and cinnamon is a Good Drink


lame psl joke not intended as a criticism of your Drink preferences, sip in power Fellow Poster

#9664
p*mpkin
#9665

tears posted:

p*mpkin


pompkin

#9666
mods, please re-open the covid thread so i can quote airdill's post with "and die" lol
#9667
i'm also laughing that i suggested to aeirdil that he should reach out to toyo irl before all of this
#9668
reopen the covid thread so i can post the music video for "you need to calm down" by taylor swift
#9669
take it to the covid thread
#9670
#9671
hello
#9672
hi animedad how are things
#9673
hello.
#9674
i am in the middle of a prolonged dispute via email with a phone company over whether or not I must, can, or even should sign documents on their behalf thus perjuring myself by misrepresenting myself as their authorized representative. in order to assert tax-exempt status for a nonprofit. in order to save five fucking dollars per month

i am also trying to convince paypal that donations to a nonprofit are not proceeds from the sale of goods or services. this argument is much more difficult because i cannot even find an actual human who works for paypal to receive my complaint
#9675
im all out of dopamine cos i started posting on the stupid bird site again after 18 months of being clean. also it turned out a bunch of people thought I died of covid sorry everyone
#9676
hi animedad
#9677
hi little green pills. i am glad you survivΓ©d
#9678
my commute takes me across the mouth of the Puyallup river, over the Fish Wars Bridge, thru the Aroma of Tacoma. every day for the last 3 months. they should bottle that smell and call it amerikkka.
#9679
you could also call it "fermented dumpster juice in a bum's asshole" because that's what i've decided it smells like. just the worst putrescence you can imagine. and apparently no one one knows where it comes from apparently to stop it. fucking fucks.
#9680
Essence of Cascadia.