#9521
best of luck with the healing process, hopefully you come away with minimal complications
#9522
shit one.
a musician friend severed all tendons in their palm among other damage, but they were able to fully relearn and got even better, dont despair.

#9523
as an alternative to pain killers just drink.
#9524
avoid alcohol at all costs actually, in any healing situation. terrible advice!
#9525
well every one has their own health goals etc,
#9526
in a training we had a guest speaker come in to praise Elon Musk for 30 minutes. oh Elon is such a genius who is changing the world forever, he's just so smart and ahead of our generation that it must be tough for him to interact with normal people.

when i commented that his workers probably deserved a lot of the credit, i was told we don't recognize the innovation of talented individuals enough, too much focus is on the general public. then my eyes melted off my face like in Raiders of the Lost Ark and the building was evacuated.
#9527

Synergy posted:

in a training we had a guest speaker come in to praise Elon Musk for 30 minutes. oh Elon is such a genius who is changing the world forever, he's just so smart and ahead of our generation that it must be tough for him to interact with normal people.

when i commented that his workers probably deserved a lot of the credit, i was told we don't recognize the innovation of talented individuals enough, too much focus is on the general public. then my eyes melted off my face like in Raiders of the Lost Ark and the building was evacuated.



you misunderstood, the speaker was simply talking about his autism politely

#9528
i quit my job
#9529
i gave notice the same day they told everyone that they will have to come back to get infected with covid mid-june
#9530
#9531
finally, in an effort to kill any remaining survivors...
#9532
Victory over COVID party
#9533
i feel like covid is over but i endorse quitting any job
#9534
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
#9535

Parenti posted:

i feel like covid is over but i endorse quitting any job



i hope covid never ends

#9536
It’s jinxed now
#9537

Parenti posted:

i feel like covid is over but i endorse quitting any job



its far from over ... for the past two months theyre talking about indian strain this, south afrikan strain that... all of a sudden every public gathering place, restaurant cinema museum opens up like nothing ever happened. its because of the tourist season, always has been. this parasitic rotten out country just cant miss out on millions of foreigners spending. ppl rarely realize how big of a % tourism and its influence on the various sectors like services for ex plays on why the paris area is the region w the most capital flow in europe. then once october hits and the cargo short wearing sunburnt clientele is back to their McInsurance office theyre going to shut down everything until next spring and if people arent happy about it theyre gonna make some ex psych ward patient go gladio style like they did many times over the last decade when there was a big political turnover

#9538

shriekingviolet posted:

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED


HR will be organizing the party

#9539
you should go purposefully with covid and kiss your boss on the mouth, walk out of the recroom screaming VICTORY!
#9540
HR is currently fucking me out of the PTO that i've already earned
#9541
*goes gladio mode*
#9542
Ismail roped me into playing in another balance of power game on eregime. Lord help me I’m back on my bullshit XD
#9543
imagining becoming the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom guy. A vivid fantasy of becoming the guy who champions the revival and global dominance of the Heavenly Dynasty of Hong Xiuquan, King of Heaven, Son of God, successor and younger brother to Jesus Christ, and His son Hong Tianguifu, Junior King of Heaven, seated forever in Their revealed and righteous Kingdom, whose holy and eternal capital is Nanjing, which They and Their chosen defended to the death against the Qing demons and their Satanic priest, "Chinese Gordon"... ah...! senpai, I did not see you... you say this is the Real Life thread? I must be daydreaming out loud again.. sumimasen....
#9544









you know who else was a Taiping Heavenly Kingdom guy








ah.... Taiping Heavenly Kingdom.

#9545
wearing 100% linen for the next three months
#9546
i worked on a weed farm for 2 and a half hours and got fired
#9547
i turn 50 next month
#9548
my mom says i should have settled down by now so i guess I'm doing something right
#9549
if i have to continue to sabotage myself as a labour aristocrat then apparently that's what i'm going to do
#9550
walked c. ten miles today, which was great.

however, i learned that there is a big initiative here now by the so-called 'left party' which calls for troop$ to remain in afghanistan because it is still 'unsafe'.

now i got a backpack full of stupid little flag posters that all say 'afghanistan: NOT safe' to be used for bonfire kindling, plus some wild garlic to cook with once the weather cools down.
#9551

liceo posted:

walked c. ten miles today, which was great.

however, i learned that there is a big initiative here now by the so-called 'left party' which calls for troop$ to remain in afghanistan because it is still 'unsafe'.

now i got a backpack full of stupid little flag posters that all say 'afghanistan: NOT safe' to be used for bonfire kindling, plus some wild garlic to cook with once the weather cools down.



#9552
I've got back spasms, so I went to urgent care and they give me a muscle relaxant and the liteocain patches. This does nothing, my back gets worse I go to urgent care again, they send me to the ER. I wait 3 hours and decide to stop waiting and leave. On the way home I pass a smoke shop and buy some kratom. My back is now fine, but I'm wary on how long to use it for.
#9553
no more than three days
#9554
the joose is loose baby
#9555
Some experts say you use your back up to 24 hours a day
#9556
i'm in love now
#9557

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

i was reading map and the territory last night and there was a good passage about cars being one of the last temporary autonomous zones of our society



sorry

#9558

cars posted:

i'm in love now


that's great and all but don't lose sight of your obligations to this website

#9559

cars posted:

i'm in love now


let me talk to her

#9560
if cars puts the same effort in hashing out trolls/nazis in the rhizzone as he does to examining the potential pitfalls of a potential significant other then i dont think we need to talk to them