#761

deadken posted:
eat shit lovehavers



Baby Bitch

#762
nothing is genuine, especially not my feelings. welcome to the desert of the spectacle
#763
hey crow / deadken me and the girls are going out for some cocktails. let's do cocktails. hollaaaa

EmanuelaBrolandi was probated until (March 6, 2012 13:24:14) for this post!

#764
Ooh girl i cant wait till this week is OVER. lets go, i got so much to tell you
#765
i just want to quote this again real fast lmao

Crow posted:

dm posted:
the best part about trying to be genuinely non-threatening and understanding is that it makes me automatically suspect. it's like "there must be a catch here." and there totally is even if it's not what i'm doing at all.

i'm not even talking about anyone who would be reading this forum. that's how amazing it is.

if you radiate love you must also radiate a certain.. confidence. sometimes you can make it up with looks, certain people just 'look' more trustable, attractive people frequently have that quality (like patrick bate-men). but i know plenty of males that have this sort of universalized 'love' down, they just have to back it up with some sort of strength of conviction and confidence. just keep your head up, people's insecurities aren't your faults, that's the key to remember.

#766
also aerdil and i are both straight guys and men are babies about their sexuality
#767
and pronouns suck
#768
yo for real though what the fuck is radiating love lol
#769

dm posted:
also aerdil and i are both straight guys and men are babies about their sexuality


what do you mean

#770
ok i got a topic for the gender thread - whats the verdict on the words 'chick' and 'shorty?' can i call girls 'shorty?' what about 'corazon,' 'mi amol,' 'chica,' and 'mami'?
#771

Groulxsmith posted:
what do you mean



i sure hope he's not talking about having sex with people you don't love, right goldsmith?

y'all people keel talking about 'love' but i don't think you understand what it means, man. let me show you.

#772

EmanuelaOrlandi posted:
yo for real though what the fuck is radiating love lol



probably something you dont see around your self-loathing cracker friends, you self-loathing cracka

#773
my friends love being crackas but its cool because i have enough have for all of us.

edit: I wrote have instead of hate but i decided not to change it because I Ball. My sunglasses are more expensive than Oakleys motherfuckeeeerrrrssss
#774
"don't knock asexuality, it's sex with the person i love." - woodrow allen
#775

EmanuelaOrlandi posted:
let me show you.


do it via power ballad plz

#776
however retrograde the things i say may sound the alternative is being dead ken and exploiting the relations of production to your maximum advantage so you can joylessly put your penis inside a lady for a few passionateless minutes
#777

dm posted:
also aerdil and i are both straight guys and men are babies about their sexuality



i'm a sexual tyrannosaurus

#778

Groulxsmith posted:
however retrograde the things i say may sound the alternative is being dead ken and exploiting the relations of production to your maximum advantage so you can joylessly put your penis inside a lady for a few passionateless minutes



hmmm yes i like how your marxist theory is completely absent of a women's narrative it's just 'put your penis in female by exploiting the relations of production'

#779

EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

Groulxsmith posted:
however retrograde the things i say may sound the alternative is being dead ken and exploiting the relations of production to your maximum advantage so you can joylessly put your penis inside a lady for a few passionateless minutes

hmmm yes i like how your marxist theory is completely absent of a women's narrative it's just 'put your penis in female by exploiting the relations of production'



some complex system of colonial and neo-colonial institutions resulting in a blighted island of doughy cretins becoming sociosexually desirable to american women

#780
why is it at least on this forum the more permissive and intellectualized your take on sex the more miserable it seems to make you
#781
Because im gay
#782

Groulxsmith posted:

EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

Groulxsmith posted:
however retrograde the things i say may sound the alternative is being dead ken and exploiting the relations of production to your maximum advantage so you can joylessly put your penis inside a lady for a few passionateless minutes

hmmm yes i like how your marxist theory is completely absent of a women's narrative it's just 'put your penis in female by exploiting the relations of production'

some complex system of colonial and neo-colonial institutions resulting in a blighted island of doughy cretins becoming sociosexually desirable to american women



Yeah how did that happen anyway, those pasty fucks.

In Hawaii some drunk 40-year old lady at the hotel bar tried to hit on me and my friends with the opening gambit “ARE YOU GUYS BRITISH!?!?!”

Whoosh, that’s the sound of your chances going out the window toots.

#783

Groulxsmith posted:
why is it at least on this forum the more permissive and intellectualized your take on sex the more miserable it seems to make you



because it springs from miserable men who only see women as a refuge

#784
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#785

Lessons posted:
idk man, maybe what he's saying is juvenile (i don't read his posts) but i'm pretty sure his feelings are genuine and can't be solved by 'dispelling illusions' or whatever



just because someone is genuine doesn't mean it's not tedious.

hopefully ken will burn himself out and end things so he can stop bragging about his yonic conquests

#786
if you can't make women happy, kill yourself imo

there's no other reason you should exist as as man

Edited by futurewidow ()

#787
the best thing about the kind of shit ken describes is that dudes like that arent even fun to be around even for other dudes because they're on some Constant Confidence shit (ConCon, a term I invented and demand all credit for) that is really weird and it's by far too time consuming to be a part of living a truly steezy lifestyle
#788
let me mansplain to you ladies about steez
#789
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#790
lot of AFC's in this thread.
#791

EmanuelaOrlandi posted:
the best thing about the kind of shit ken describes is that dudes like that arent even fun to be around even for other dudes because they're on some Constant Confidence shit (ConCon, a term I invented and demand all credit for) that is really weird and it's by far too time consuming to be a part of living a truly steezy lifestyle



ya cause it's about constantly impressing ppl whether they care or not, hence all the lacan babble about shit that's only relevant to ken. dudes like that are inherently narcisstic cause they've always got something to prove but insist loudly that they don't.

#792

Groulxsmith posted:
why is it at least on this forum the more permissive and intellectualized your take on sex the more miserable it seems to make you




lmao

#793

Ironicwarcriminal posted:
lot of AFC's in this thread.



ambassadors for christ unite

#794

futurewidow posted:
ya cause it's about constantly impressing ppl whether they care or not, hence all the lacan babble about shit that's only relevant to ken. dudes like that are inherently narcisstic cause they've always got something to prove but insist loudly that they don't.



that's pretty deep but imo it's very presumptuous for us people from the americas to claim to understand the weird and frankly ridiculous workings behind the ways of british and australian 'people'

edit: and goldsmith i have a highly intellectualized and unpermissive take on sex and im miserable so there goes your theory broder i got anecdotal evidence on my side

#795

futurewidow posted:
if you can't make women happy, kill yourself imo

there's no other reason you should exist as as man



happiness comes from within

#796
im british motherfucker
#797

EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

futurewidow posted:
ya cause it's about constantly impressing ppl whether they care or not, hence all the lacan babble about shit that's only relevant to ken. dudes like that are inherently narcisstic cause they've always got something to prove but insist loudly that they don't.

that's pretty deep but imo it's very presumptuous for us people from the americas to claim to understand the weird and frankly ridiculous workings behind the ways of british and australian 'people'



Don’t lump us in together.

Ken’s probably got all this psychosexual baggage about the decline of his empire, the cannons of 1776 ringing in his head as he seeks vengeance for the loss of his most important colony. Why do you think all this terminology about “conquest”.

I’m just an innocent Aussie, I can’t help having a sexy accent.

#798

futurewidow posted:

EmanuelaOrlandi posted:
the best thing about the kind of shit ken describes is that dudes like that arent even fun to be around even for other dudes because they're on some Constant Confidence shit (ConCon, a term I invented and demand all credit for) that is really weird and it's by far too time consuming to be a part of living a truly steezy lifestyle

ya cause it's about constantly impressing ppl whether they care or not, hence all the lacan babble about shit that's only relevant to ken. dudes like that are inherently narcisstic cause they've always got something to prove but insist loudly that they don't.



i don't think that's true, at least in ken's case, he just has autism

#799

futurewidow posted:
im british motherfucker



*crosses he self*

#800
there go my personal problems again