roseweird posted:drwhat posted:
i would quit my job to be a wizard. where do i sign up roseweird
well i guess i could give you wizard lessons but how do i know you're the real deal kid
(feel free to make your own magic wand jokes here)
thirdplace posted:also apparently i had the most volunteer hours in my graduation class, i'm moving into a nice little apartment with my girlfriend. we're going to get a cat. peak liberal
congratulations 
thirdplace posted:also apparently i had the most volunteer hours in my graduation class, i'm moving into a nice little apartment with my girlfriend. we're going to get a cat. peak liberal
is the apartment a loft in an old factory in a historic neighborhood?
innsmouthful posted:thirdplace posted:also apparently i had the most volunteer hours in my graduation class, i'm moving into a nice little apartment with my girlfriend. we're going to get a cat. peak liberal
is the apartment a loft in an old factory in a historic neighborhood?
its not but lets just pretend it is for completion's sake
thirdplace posted:its not but lets just pretend it is for completion's sake
well you'll lose in that case b/c not only do i have all of the above but my loft is also a penthouse overlooking the mighty mississippi. that's what A Good Job With A Big Company will get you.
thirdplace posted:also apparently i had the most volunteer hours in my graduation class, i'm moving into a nice little apartment with my girlfriend. we're going to get a cat. peak liberal
hey don't worry about it, lots of people completely sell out and turn into everything that's wrong with this country, i'm sure they'll be happy to have you absorb a share of my baleful gaze, enjoy clinging to that fast eroding bit of limestone crap in the ocean of history, keep telling yourself it's happiness instead of the guaranteed obliteration of everything that makes you "human," that's cool too, enjoy, you foolish grub desperately hunting for the last scraps of marrow in a seared up bonescape.
roseweird posted:do ppl still take that, hasn't anyone invented better sleeping pills by now
yah it comes in these big glass pills called "bottles"
swampman posted:hey don't worry about it, lots of people completely sell out and turn into everything that's wrong with this country, i'm sure they'll be happy to have you absorb a share of my baleful gaze, enjoy clinging to that fast eroding bit of limestone crap in the ocean of history, keep telling yourself it's happiness instead of the guaranteed obliteration of everything that makes you "human," that's cool too, enjoy, you foolish grub desperately hunting for the last scraps of marrow in a seared up bonescape.
needing to eat isn't "selling out," bro. enjoying what the material world has to offer isn't a crime.
innsmouthful posted:needing to eat isn't "selling out," bro.
- the kulak mantra
swampman posted:thirdplace posted:also apparently i had the most volunteer hours in my graduation class, i'm moving into a nice little apartment with my girlfriend. we're going to get a cat. peak liberal
hey don't worry about it, lots of people completely sell out and turn into everything that's wrong with this country, i'm sure they'll be happy to have you absorb a share of my baleful gaze, enjoy clinging to that fast eroding bit of limestone crap in the ocean of history, keep telling yourself it's happiness instead of the guaranteed obliteration of everything that makes you "human," that's cool too, enjoy, you foolish grub desperately hunting for the last scraps of marrow in a seared up bonescape.
the neighbor has a four month old grey tabby with leopard spotted legs and eleven toes, she's been letting it play outside and its very friendly and adorable, i think i'm ask her if it has a home yet
innsmouthful posted:kulaks own, entrepreneurship owns, innovation owns
after reading this post i called a youth employment centre and started the process to get a career counselor.
getfiscal posted:after reading this post i called a youth employment centre and started the process to get a career counselor.
good move. everybody needs a Mentor.
tpaine posted:i think this might be sarcastic, thirdplace
thanks tpaine
deadken posted:whenever thirdplace and innsmouthful talk to each other the colours give me a headache, pls take it to pms
you can disable the display of personalized colors. at which point you'll learn it's not the colors but the words
thirdplace posted:i'm moving into a nice little apartment with my girlfriend. we're going to get a cat. peak liberal
enjoy your pussy
deadken posted:whenever thirdplace and innsmouthful talk to each other the colours give me a headache, pls take it to pms
take more psychedelics
thanks in advance pls have a copy ready by the end of the work day ttyl~
enayeneh posted:hey job guys my last day of work was thursday so i need another job is anyone good w/writing resumes?? how can i manuever my way into some sort of warehouse/manual labor job using fancy city slicker lingo, Power Words, Action Words, Buzzwords and downright lying with my almost exclusively restaurant experience?
you don't need skills to do unskilled manual labor. that's why laborers make almost no money; they have no skills and thus nothing to offer to the world.
roseweird posted:yours sure are, wth you've got some kind of nickelodeon thing going on or something
except the 'tar. that's "bone"