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political car tune
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Crow posted:

Dudes i got a new job. and you won't BELIEVE for how much!

so are you both sucking and fucking then?

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#83
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whats a non-crude way of saying 'dick and shoes' because probably that, assuming i can Get A Job
#84
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#85
Dont Mess With Sucess
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cleanhands posted:

hypothetically speaking if i wanted to settle in america by marrying a rhizzonite (including gay marrying) would there be any takers? half serious responses only

no, there would be no takers

#86
political car tune
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Id bite but its still not legal in my state.

Im talking about marijuana
#87
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i need to get something off my chest

Spoiler!

#88
penitent
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LaserJew
#89
sup b*tch
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no jews in the thread bro, living off the fruits of global finance capital isn't a Job
#90
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innsmouthful posted:

no jews in the thread bro, living off the fruits of global finance capital isn't a Job

there are no jobs anywhere then

#91
political car tune
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PM me to get in jobs crew
#92
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lol if you aren't already boss of your own personal jobs crew
#93
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i'm just trying to live off the land

you know, toil off the soil

like, subsist off the schist

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#95
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roseweird posted:

i temped for a couple of months at citibank around 2007. it was my first job since moving to the city. they had me process a bunch of confusing, arcane forms that effected the rapid fire divesting and closing of hundreds of accounts in nassau, bahamas, and the scattering of their funds into lots of other funds elsewhere. no one could tell me what the forms were for. by the time i realized what i was doing my assignment was over. jobs~


i forgive you

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#97
mt.real
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cleanhands posted:

hypothetically speaking if i wanted to settle in america by marrying a rhizzonite (including gay marrying) would there be any takers? half serious responses only

even ironically why would you ask this, america is hell

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libelous_slander posted:

PM me to get in jobs crew



Me job now. Pm here?

#99
sup b*tch
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jobs crew
#100
FLAWDA
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PM me to get in on me and deadken's JOBs "crew"
#101
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half of jobs crew let go for not meeting 2100 posts/year minimum requirement.
#102
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i have a Job, but at the same time i wonder if it would be better to just kill myself than go on scraping by on the bare minimum??? thoughts/ideas? mods? job crew?
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#104
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roseweird posted:

rob your boss, seduce his wife, ride off into the sunset in his car



your boss is called rob too?

I'll pass on your second point, you really think Samantha is pretty?

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sup b*tch
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piss posted:

i have a Job, but at the same time i wonder if it would be better to just kill myself than go on scraping by on the bare minimum??? thoughts/ideas? mods? job crew?



hmmm well usually when i'm stressed out by life, i just look for another Job

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#107
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despite the layoffs, jobs crew has had a fantastic year; pozrep has exceeded expectations for the past three quarters and 'zzoner confidence is at an all time high.

the future is surely bright for this band of young upstarts whose entirely conventional organization has proven itself time and again to be a "sure thing."
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roseweird posted:

Ironicwarcriminal posted:
your boss is called rob too?

I'll pass on your second point, you really think Samantha is pretty?


i believe in that girl. she has spirit. she has heart.



she has a.....drinking problem if you ask me

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sup b*tch
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LaserJew posted:

despite the layoffs, jobs crew has had a fantastic year; pozrep has exceeded expectations for the past three quarters and 'zzoner confidence is at an all time high.

the future is surely bright for this band of young upstarts whose entirely conventional organization has proven itself time and again to be a "sure thing."



there's nothing jobs crew cannot do better than the competition. we add value in all major sectors of the economy... and that's A Good Thing. i look forward to realizing and maintaining our potential, leveraging synergy, and dialoguing and networking positively, competitively, and effectively with associates and clients.

#110
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NASDAQ: JBCW
#111
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i think a nasdaq listing undermines the blue chip long-term stability gimmick
#112
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are you questioning my authority?

pack up your desk, you're fucking fired

security will see you out
#113
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i only work in partnerships son better get used to it
#114
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If you have ever worked in a bank you are garbage
#115
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If you don't have a fulltime job right now you are garbage
#116
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If you're typing this post right now you are garbage
#117
penitent
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JOBs crew. we are virtuous, god torments us, and yet our faith is unfailing. no gay stuff
#118
political car tune
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JOBs CreW: Posting record Earnings since Fiscal Q2 2013
#119
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jobs crew ebitda forecast is strong but we will need a favourable tax regime to ensure our continuing incorporation in the rhizzone
#120
Kurdt
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dear rhizzone: can a career be a job? is it better to have one or the other? thanks in advance