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gyrofry posted:

another thing that owns: marriage



well i must really own cause i'm married to my job

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LaserJob
#43
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tHe MoThErFuCkInG LASER_JEW, ladies and gents
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#45
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There is nothing like having some cool hard money in your hands
#46
Poronto
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wrong thread
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#48
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don't underscore me, motherfucker
#49
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you know what they say, a real man will take that superfluous job position and do that job as well as a lesser man with one less job
#50
political car tune
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its pouring down rain outside and I still have a job *miracles*
#51
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you know what was also a job?


nine eleven
#52
political car tune
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you know how my job is like 9/11?

They're both inside jobs! *rimshart*
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swampman posted:

oh seriously? khamsek does he always burst into your office all crazy like he did on the show?

yesterday I had someone tell me to wash their dishes. I also had a dude tell me how nice my legs looked in those tights. I told him he could find them at uniqlo in his size and he got all upset and all "my girlfriend!!!!!!"

don't even get me started on the black hole that is my boss



its sorta weird to live in a city where this shit would never fly, wouldnt happen, and if it did would probably end in a successful sexual harassment lawsuit

assuming youre not a foreigner and speak english of course

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#55
App Developer/Libertarian/Dad
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discipline posted:

yesterday I had someone tell me to wash their dishes. I also had a dude tell me how nice my legs looked in those tights. I told him he could find them at uniqlo in his size and he got all upset and all "my girlfriend!!!!!!"


Next time you're whining to the girls about why you're not married, look at this quote

#56
Kurdt
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she was just negging him
#57
political car tune
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Im off work today, which means more time to hunt down those delicious jobs!
#58
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Make a job
#59
sup b*tch
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i love my Job at A Big Company
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#61
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this is now the apple thread
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the iphone5 is p. dece
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yep, p. dece. wheres my Norton's Niggas, lets yos it up in here
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Zinovievist-Trotskyist gang
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ISO/WTB: JOBS
LOOKING FOR JOBS OF ALL SIZES MAKES AND MODELS. IF YOU HAVE A JOB THAT FITS THIS DESCRIPTION PLEASE MAIL ME...AND PLEASE NO TRADES!
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I have one, but we're not living in the same city, so we barely ever encounter. It took a while to establish
1) Establish friendship
2) Establish that both of you are not 100% straight (being a 100% gay sure helps there heh)
3) Talk about sex... it helps if it's the subject of how both of you are NOT having sex
4) Ask the other person if he'd want to give it a try
5) Pray he says yes
And Presto

SURE, it took a few years to get this going, but this way I knew he was the right one for it.
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penitent
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when i grow up i want to be a job
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FLAWDA
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deadken will you be my JOB
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FLAWDA
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we are both 100% straight and we can talk about sex
#69
penitent
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ok. no gay stuff tho
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sometimes, one job just isn't enough
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#73
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Dudes i got a new job. and you won't BELIEVE for how much!
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sup b*tch
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i got another Job offer today that pays more than my current Job. i'm thinking about doing both Jobs and putting together a 90 hour work week. thoughts?
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innsmouthful posted:

i got another Job offer today that pays more than my current Job. i'm thinking about doing both Jobs and putting together a 90 hour work week. thoughts?



i think as long as you keep looking for another job or maybe squeeze ten more hours out of the other two, that is a Good Plan

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Dont Mess With Sucess
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innsmouthful posted:

i got another Job offer today that pays more than my current Job. i'm thinking about doing both Jobs and putting together a 90 hour work week. thoughts?

i'm working 80 hours a week right now, it's pretty nice but I really love my job, I can see how it would be not so nice if I hated my job. Just a thought I had, maybe you can get something out of it. Have a great day.

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innsmouthful posted:

i got another Job offer today that pays more than my current Job. i'm thinking about doing both Jobs and putting together a 90 hour work week. thoughts?



I Think a Third is a Must Good Sir

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#79
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i got a raise so i guess that means no health insurance, retirement, or paid leave will be forthcoming at this job. maybe it's time to get another job!!
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hypothetically speaking if i wanted to settle in america by marrying a rhizzonite (including gay marrying) would there be any takers? half serious responses only