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sup b*tch
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i know this is a pretty common sentiment on the rhizzone, but Jobs own. i had to make a thread about this topic because i just cant contain my enthusiasm about my Job. i love my Job. if you don't have a Job, it is actually because you are a failure. maybe you should go out and Get A Job, if you don't have one. if you don't like your Job, it is because you have a bad attitude about your Job. if you don't like your Job, i think it would be better for the world in general if you just killed youreself. Job Job Jobby-mcJob.
#2
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Amen. Get a fucking job
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#4
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Yeah, you know what's awful? Having to listen to all these people whine about healthcare and shit. Just man up.
#5
sup b*tch
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pretty much my thoughts. maybe you could afford to pay your rent if you just had a Job????
#6
hi
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lots of jobs don't even offer health care these days
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#8
Kurdt
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another thing that owns: marriage
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#10
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if you don't have one already, please get a job
#11
Kurdt
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username post combo ftw
#12
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jobhaver here, fells good mane
#13
sup b*tch
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karphead posted:

jobhaver here, fells good mane



post is legit af

#14
political car tune
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if we get enough jobs, we can smash capital
#15
sup b*tch
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libelous_slander posted:

if we get enough jobs, we can smash capital



why would you want to smash something that creates more jobs are you crazy

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Job is its own reward
#17
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If you have a job: go tuck yourself. And get a second job, parasite. Criminal
#18
Dont Mess With Sucess
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I love my job!
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#20
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discipline posted:

I've worked full time 8 months for a major magazine in midtown manhattan, no healthcare, no sick days, no PTO, I take pay hits on mandatory holidays lol also they make me clock out for lunch



otoh starbucks/la boulange gives me all of those + holiday pay + free lunch

perhaps corporations & capitalism arent so bad after allllll

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#22
Dont Mess With Sucess
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oh seriously? khamsek does he always burst into your office all crazy like he did on the show?
#23
SMOOTH PUFFIN ZIGZAGS
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jobs are cool it is great to have tasks to accomplish. set goals and create "jobs" for yourself errrry day! god bless america.
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#25
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my job pays rent bzz bzz i am a happy worker bee
#26
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also i haven't begun to even test the limits of what i can get away with vis-a-vis coming in late, coming in high, generally fucking off & underperforming, etc., but the preliminary results are in and the projection says "Probably A Lot!"
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slumlord posted:

also i haven't begun to even test the limits of what i can get away with vis-a-vis coming in late, coming in high, generally fucking off & underperforming, etc., but the preliminary results are in and the projection says "Probably A Lot!"

you can do it

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drwhat posted:

slumlord posted:

also i haven't begun to even test the limits of what i can get away with vis-a-vis coming in late, coming in high, generally fucking off & underperforming, etc., but the preliminary results are in and the projection says "Probably A Lot!"

you can do it


this is literally the most sincere and thorough personal encouragement i have ever received in my entire professional career

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#30
political car tune
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swampman posted:
oh seriously? khamsek does he always burst into your office all crazy like he did on the show?


yesterday I had someone tell me to wash their dishes. I also had a dude tell me how nice my legs looked in those tights. I told him he could find them at uniqlo in his size and he got all upset and all "my girlfriend!!!!!!"

don't even get me started on the black hole that is my boss


don't dress provocatively at work imo. for my torso i always wear a pillowcase with holes cut out for my arms and an elaborate reed weave to cover my nether-regions. i wear dream catchers for shoes so I'm always stepping on dreams of others.

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swampman posted:

oh seriously? khamsek does he always burst into your office all crazy like he did on the show?

yesterday I had someone tell me to wash their dishes. I also had a dude tell me how nice my legs looked in those tights. I told him he could find them at uniqlo in his size and he got all upset and all "my girlfriend!!!!!!"

don't even get me started on the black hole that is my boss

what if i were to get you started on that topic

#32
political car tune
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you'd be denying zhir agency.
#33
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a comrade once said that legal work can be cover for your illegal work
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#36
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ive worked two jobs for the past 3 years while going to school full time. jobs own, school was a waste, it took up time that couldve been devoted to other jobs
#37
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people who don't have job: Mustang19
bad posters: Mustang19
Coincidence? I think not.
#38
hi
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i'm currently unemployed but looking
#39
Mike Nelson here.
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actually mustang has a job. when you don't have a job, looking for a job IS your full-time job!!!!!
#40
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Im a job CREATOR!

Enjoy your exploitation losers, ima appropriate me some surplus value