#561

solzhesnitchin posted:

elemennop posted:

uh, have you seen interviews with any mma fighters?

well my cousin is friends with chuck liddell, so i guess you could say that i know a thing or two about seeing my opponent cast down before me, blood pouring down his swollen, mottled cheeks, with a look of dread in his eyes as i stride forward to deliver the finishing blows. or perhaps it is a look of longing, borne of a emptiness deep within that had been hitherto hidden from him through the intricate play of mimetic desire, an emptiness that can only be filled by me repeated smashing my forearm into his temple?



hahaha what are you doing with that forearm there

#562

solzhesnitchin posted:

elemennop posted:

uh, have you seen interviews with any mma fighters?

well my cousin is friends with chuck liddell, so i guess you could say that i know a thing or two about seeing my opponent cast down before me, blood pouring down his swollen, mottled cheeks, with a look of dread in his eyes as i stride forward to deliver the finishing blows. or perhaps it is a look of longing, borne of a emptiness deep within that had been hitherto hidden from him through the intricate play of mimetic desire, an emptiness that can only be filled by me repeated smashing my forearm into his temple?



stfu. stonecold steve austin could easily take chuck liddell in a no holds barred hell in the cell match. professional wrestlers have to train to counter EVERY single type of attack, even the use of blunt and sharp weaponry. if you honestly think some pampered poof mma "fighter" could even last 2 minutes in the ring with a WWE heavyweight champ, especially when there are steel chairs in the equation, you're fucking delusional mate. get out of here, moron.

#563
earlier this week i talked a judge into kicking out a 30+ million dollar contract breach counterclaim against a native american tribe on sovereign immunity grounds then drafted the opinion for her, it might be the greatest thing i've ever done
#564
if you can get a Job as a race traitor, do it

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#565
realistically you should betray your birthright into a fascist clique once or twice a week, if you can afford it
#566
swampoman at work

#567
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#568
god willing i will die like that dog did, confused yet resigned, and covered in sacks full of mini oreos and chips ahoy
#569
at the risk of making this place sound like one of those lf spinoffs where everyone jerks each other off all the time, thanks everyone for the supportive posts & advice on being more healthy about things. i was in a sad state when i made that post. i took my mom to the wedding of one of my best friends this weekend and it was nice and human and good.

also actual thanks to babyfinland, i do actually have some narcissistic personality traits and reading about them clued me in to some shitty habits i have. i am going to use what i learned to hopefully be a better friend & boyfriend. i think you were only right in the sense that a stopped clock is, but it still helped.

i am still up too late but i'll work on it.

now, let us return to hating each other. you're fat and you suck at things. let's marx
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#571

drwhat posted:

at the risk of making this place sound like one of those lf spinoffs where everyone jerks each other off all the time, thanks everyone for the supportive posts & advice on being more healthy about things. i was in a sad state when i made that post. i took my mom to the wedding of one of my best friends this weekend and it was nice and human and good.

also actual thanks to babyfinland, i do actually have some narcissistic personality traits and reading about them clued me in to some shitty habits i have. i am going to use what i learned to hopefully be a better friend & boyfriend. i think you were only right in the sense that a stopped clock is, but it still helped.

i am still up too late but i'll work on it.

now, let us return to hating each other. you're fat and you suck at things. let's marx



im always right

not because im so smart i figured everything out, its just how it is

#572
hey BF did you see that your boys Million Dollar Extreme hit the big time

http://vimeo.com/73716114
#573

thirdplace posted:

hey BF did you see that your boys Million Dollar Extreme hit the big time

http://vimeo.com/73716114



yum yum very nice

#574
i had a dream last night where i blazed a fat ass blunt and couldn't pass a drug test for my JOb and got fired
#575
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#576
I had a dream where we finally won the war on drugs and all crime ended and NOBODY SMOKED A FAT ASS BLUNT EVER AGAIN
#577

Lykourgos posted:

I had a dream where we finally won the war on drugs and all crime ended and NOBODY SMOKED A FAT ASS BLUNT EVER AGAIN


#578

drwhat posted:

at the risk of making this place sound like one of those lf spinoffs where everyone jerks each other off all the time, thanks everyone for the supportive posts & advice on being more healthy about things. i was in a sad state when i made that post. i took my mom to the wedding of one of my best friends this weekend and it was nice and human and good.

also actual thanks to babyfinland, i do actually have some narcissistic personality traits and reading about them clued me in to some shitty habits i have. i am going to use what i learned to hopefully be a better friend & boyfriend. i think you were only right in the sense that a stopped clock is, but it still helped.

i am still up too late but i'll work on it.

now, let us return to hating each other. you're fat and you suck at things. let's marx

you have a lucrative job, a girlfriend, and your best friend got married and youre miserable. fwiw im exactly the opposite so know what you have to do

#579
hey for real i will pay someone $150-200 or some other tiny amount of money if they can make website using php and or google maps api (or open equivalent) plus if it somehow ever generated ad revenue you would get a percent of that. please send me a PM if you're the smart computer hacker or whatever. jobs
#580
the Joel signal has been lit.
#581
Send me that mother fucking PM and do the easy computer work at home to make the slim jims please
#582
I will up my offer to $151-$201
#583

swampman posted:

I will up my offer to $151-$201


what do you want to do. or are you keeping it secret so to not ruin your chances of making millions

#584
doggie weed clinic
#585
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#586

drwhat posted:

swampman posted:

I will up my offer to $151-$201

what do you want to do. or are you keeping it secret so to not ruin your chances of making millions

i'm keeping it a secret to minimize the exposure my business has to tHE rHizzonE and vice versa. or is it supposed to be "reactionary" now to avoid all criticism of business practices to protect my bottom line (business term for butt crack)

#587
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#588
i need slaves
#589
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#590
i dont see how they expect me to turn a profit without slaves. its come to the point that i have almost no incentive to do what i do best: create jobs for slavedrivers.
#591
the lion king 2 in which the rulers of pride rock are enslaved and forced to walk dogs in the cold rainy brooklyn autumn
#592
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#593
for some reason she doesnt understand that screaming "MOVE, DAMNIT" at a puppy for precisely 30 minutes before tossing it back into its cage can sometimes be just as noble as helping workers organize against oppression by the rich
#594
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#595

drwhat posted:

swampman posted:

I will up my offer to $151-$201

what do you want to do. or are you keeping it secret so to not ruin your chances of making millions



its a simultaneous multi-user interface newsfeed aggregator for buzzworthy Natural Multiplicatives

#596

swampman posted:

i need slaves

http://www.rhizzone.net/forum/topic/11084/

#597
whoops meant this one: http://www.rhizzone.net/forum/topic/11083/
#598

thirdplace posted:

earlier this week i talked a judge into kicking out a 30+ million dollar contract breach counterclaim against a native american tribe on sovereign immunity grounds then drafted the opinion for her, it might be the greatest thing i've ever done



gj man. the zzone is proud of you..

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#600
took a third-party-created online training on harassment and about 1/3 of it was a direct rip off of that one scene from 'diversity day' on the office, with just the names changed, the same jokes and everything