#401
- British forces raid the suburb of Camden where a cell of brown people with northern English accents have taken root; in set-pieces reminiscent of Zionist propaganda film "Munich", there are ambiguities* about the unarmed female brown people

*ambiguities helpfully assuaged by the colour of the subtitle text and the fact that the only "good" one isn't shrieking hysterically but rather calming her child

- some dialogue between CIA Bro and Mia Khalifa in Kurd-drag may or may not imply some foreshadowing of backstabbery and general brown person untrustworthiness

- US Marines assault yet another TV station except this time it's a "hospital" and capture a man that looks like both the main antagonist AND the Not-Kurd Gf's uncle
#402
- some Chris Kyle set pieces
- some bizarre "rebel teaching the CIA guy how to shoot" set piece
- inevitable "reveal" that it was the Good Rebels who stole the poison gas, at least the menfolk. the Mia Khalifa stand-in remains pure and virginal
#403
flashback fun time!

- POV from the young girl, being dug out of rubble by none other than the White Helmets, circa 20 years ago
- her father, with a Pashtun pakol hat, mourns the loss of his wife
- despite there being no Americans/Britons, they're speaking English in lieu of Arabic (slight American inflections)
- a bunch of soldiers start massacring civilians right after some danger-close bombing
- turns out they're Russians, who are apparently the guys who do 20-year long interventions or whatever
- they're dispensing poison gas, not via aerial assault but 10 metres away with grenade launchers, because that's sane
- PRESS X NOT TO BREATHE THE POISON GAS
- son they're killing us because they think we help the rebels *starts to clear the house of gas masks and multiple burner phones*
- jacked Russian porn star breaks down door and eviliciously murders baba
- girl finds screwdriver and goes stabby on him
- does this
- weird incestuous dialogue as the kids suddenly go full mujahdeen operator and start systematically checking the dead Russian for gear, all of a sudden knowing precisely how to get to safety
- some last-breath words of wisdom from daddy
- the russians are for some reason abducting the women folk
- the kid knows when the air is safe all of a sudden
- he also suddenly knows they need to exfil on a truck and use those phones as distractions. not to mention arm up
- these kids are like Bana al-Abed's twitter feed in 5 minutes
- Russian general shows up and seems over-joyed that two little runts killed 3 of his soldiers


this is truly insane and inept
#404
oh boy

- after murking the old fella, the SAS-CIA-Mary Sue rag tag team goes back to base and is confronted with the fact that she and her forces are designated as a terror group, which means the Americans aren't going to be nice to her anymore, which is appears to contradict the US-YPG/US-FSA storyline in the other universe, but I digress
- CIA Bro just straight up says he's leaving with her, and not only aren't they shot on sight, they actually leave together, the absolute mad men

another flashback to 1999

- girl in prison
- russians are raping prisoners next door
- fallout 4-esque interrogation options
- russians doing waterboarding
- it's got a very obvious rape POV implication
- absurd prison break stuff with a rusty spoon
- the SAS saves the day (wearing late 201X gear, despite it being '99)

present day
- secret SAS attack on terrorist HQ in... St Petersburg
- usual inane crap with RPGs being fired from inside a vehicle
- they interrogate the baddie by threatening the wife and child, who are at your ~reluctant~ mercy
- optional murder stuff


edgy

- suddenly terrorist is not-terrorist again
- freakin' ebin "ON YOUR FEET WE ARE LEAVING" reference for the winrar

some more boring crap that ends with the russian general getting murked. the whole "we don't want to engage russians" stuff goes right out the door and never comes back in, final mission involves a Bradley IFV and UAV support

appalling even by normal CoD standards
#405
damoj thank you for your service
#406
i forgot damoj was transcribing a video game plot when i clicked on this thread again and thought they were just schizophrenia posting, but nope, just the plot to a CoD game
#407
i started playing destiny 2 since it went free to play. having fun but it's also possible that it sucks and i just miss fps's.
#408
#409
great bargains friends.
#410
Game critics found out that you can shoot a baby in Call of Duty so get ready for this to become the thing about it now and not the fact that it's literal fascist propaganda
#411
im playing morrowind, fighting fantasy gamebook deathtrap dungeon mod, it owns
#412
#413

cars posted:



#414
WHERE IS BEARD?!?!?!?
#415
it's later
#416
haven't u ever watched start wreck. at the beginning of every episode rikers has no beard, and by the end it is full grown
#417
#418

tears posted:

im playing morrowind, fighting fantasy gamebook deathtrap dungeon mod, it owns



*enters as an imperialist stooge, gets dunked on by all the natives*

#419
that character gives you helpful keywords about healer and trader but has to look tough in front of everyone to cover... could’ve not even mentioned them... maybe be a little more observant/grateful next time smdh...
#420
with heavy hard I report that Hideo Death Stranding is ok and boring. Sorry man i dont want to save United States and backpack all over United States.
#421
i dont even know what thread this belongs in