Traveling to the Horn of Africa as a “tourist” at the height of the piracy problem that was going on there— 💋Tom🍸 (@NewSovietPoster) December 6, 2019
"3 out of 4 CIA operatives give Pete Buttigieg a thumbs up."
*guy comes out of unmarked van* "He sure would make my life a helluva lot easier!"
My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, “See ya Monday-Bundy” and I can’t imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for it.— Ben Anderson (@BensHoops) December 9, 2019
posting this mainly for the replies in which it is revealed that 90% of Twitter personally knows someone who has a True Story about, yeah Ted Bundy almost killed me, personally as the person you know, here is the story, you know it's the truth because it's exactly the same as everyone else's story and serial killers have a Em Oh. imagining Ted Bundy rushing from spot to spot all over the country every single evening, wiping his brow with a bloody rag, Whew I just can't seem to kill anyone this month, they all just barely escaped with an bonechilling tale from the crypt! Tarnation!!
respect though to the mega power move of the one person who tries for, You Are Like A Little Baby, I know someone who hit Bundy with their car when he was escaping from jail and nobody ever found out
Werner Herzog at a Bernie event is moving because it means a person who has spent 50+ years trying to convey the absurd uncaring indifference of the universe to our suffering and anguish... believes in our capacity to improve things for the better, for each other. That rules.— Screamer Jim (@HeheWaitWhut) December 22, 2019
this is the bizarro idea of Herzog belonging to people whose entire exposure to the guy is the one short monologue from Grizzly Man about "a half-bored interest in food". just that one bit, not even the whole movie, the idea of his movies where it's exactly opposite to everything he puts into his movies. 11K DSA voted for this and counting
BREAKING — “We tell everyone be patient to see the dead bodies of Americans all over the Middle East,” says the new commander of the Iranian Quds Force Ismail Qaani— Ragıp Soylu (@ragipsoylu) January 3, 2020
p impressive to write an article that goes on for like thirty paragraphs without admitting once that important iraqis were also killed in the attack and that the militias in iraq are in fact composed of iraqis
he went on to make a bunch of tweets about how actually, according to criteria i just made up, the vote doesn't count, and also if it does count, it has no authority. lol
This Media Post will serve as a reminder that war powers reside in the Congress under the United States Constitution. And that you should read the War Powers Act. And that you’re not a dictator. https://t.co/VTroMegWv0— House Foreign Affairs Committee (@HouseForeign) January 5, 2020
i'm pretty sure we're fucked
real weird seeing the blue checks baffled as to why a bunch of people are cheering in the video. he's doing the normal thing where parts of conversations he's had get passed down to his mouth by the neural equivalent of a bucket brigade across the Toronto ravines, but idk how any of these particular superstar posters could miss that e.g. low-flush toilets have been a Blut und Boden issue for his current base for thirty years and counting
I never really thought about it much until recently, but fuuuuuuck is Canada fuuuuuuuuuuuuucked.— Yasha Levine (@yashalevine) February 9, 2020
i, personally, enjoyed the corn more than anything