#9481
I think it's Very Interesting Indeedo that "tankie" is getting more widely adopted because anyone using it seriously sounds weird & stupid automatically, and when challenged none of them can explain what it means or who it includes because understanding its origin requires knowledge of history the people using it never have. A triumph of self-ignorance and, as expected, Good For Communism
#9482

cars posted:

I think it's Very Interesting Indeedo that "tankie" is getting more widely adopted because anyone using it seriously sounds weird & stupid automatically,


to normal people, sure, but last i checked it was still doing a pretty good job of creating cointelpro wedges in non-denominational (for want of a better term) leftist communities online

#9483
nearly got blasted by some lightning earlier, just abt scared the piss out of me, couldn't see or hear nothing for a min there. then i got back to work, the children of this community can rest assured that their supply of fluoride has not been interrupted and their teeth are safe

fuck lot of floodwater around here though
#9484
ganbatte Aquaman.
#9485

cars posted:

anyone using it seriously sounds weird & stupid automatically


not so fast

#9486

cars posted:

ganbatte Aquaman.


im stationed out in a pump house in a lake surrounded by floodwater making sure the sluice is opened juuust the right amount so the whole thing doesn't flood. usually we pump from the lake, now we're pumping our raw water out of the pumphouse basement, at around 6250 gallons a minute. if the lake rise much more ill have to make a break for it over the bridge that's usually like 15ft above the water, currently around 1ft

#9487
the volume of water that falls out of the sky is ridiculous, a quarter inch of rain falling on one square mile would amount to well over four million gallons. my county is a bit over five hundred square miles in area so that rain event would come to over two trillion gallons of water. over the last week we've had twenty-five times that much rain, what the fuck

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#9488
It's time we declared war on the sky
#9489
Sir we’ve tried drowning the sky in carbon dioxide, but it’s just making it stronger!
#9490
got a guitar on craigslist equivalent... $10... five strings but everything works. haven't touched one in over a year... a good day
#9491
Five strings? I think you got scammed dude, thats a banjo
#9492
found an unopened box of T-shaped earplugs.... party time
#9493

cars posted:

found an unopened box of T-shaped earplugs.... party time


you're going to need those for my five-string guitar playing

#9494
finally found a buyer for my old banjo.. had to convince em it was a guitar. sold it for ten bucks which is great, i only paid six for it myself
#9495
looking for some legal advice re: neighbor playing banjo (badly) at all times of day
#9496

Sunday posted:

banjo


招瑤 posted:

banjo


tears posted:

banjo


for christs sake!

#9497
all jokes aside thats a nice looking banjo
#9498
imagine posting a ukulele against a featureless white wall to fool people into thinking you haven't actually bought a banjo
#9499

Sunday posted:

banjo


招瑤 posted:

banjo


tears posted:

banjo


#9500
now if only i could find that box of T-shaped buttplugs i lost, i need them for my tiny butthole. plz hmu if you find them
#9501
liceo are you sure thats not a six string guitar with a string missing
#9502

tears posted:

looking for some legal advice re: neighbor playing banjo (badly) at all times of day



teach them to play well

#9503

招瑤 posted:

liceo are you sure thats not a six string guitar with a string missing


imagine buying a six string guitar with a string missing and telling everyone online that you bought a banjo

#9504
petition to rename this thread: Get off the off-site: Let's play the "Banjo"
#9505
#9506

liceo posted:

for christs sake!


Anecdotal evidence proves nothing

#9507
guess what motherfuckers i got a pack of strings today and now i have a six-string guitar
#9508
Why would you ruin a perfectly good banjo, by adding a sixth string?
#9509

Populares posted:

Why would you ruin a perfectly good banjo, by adding a sixth string?



you get your money for nothing and your chicks for free

#9510

liceo posted:

guess what motherfuckers i got a pack of strings today



that puts you at 11 strings; what you've got there is an oud, friend

#9511


you've probably already seen this but i thought it might help you starting out with your banjo, which you have (It's a banjo)
#9512
watch me turn this Banjo into a Lathe
#9513
I think I'm officially old and boring now because I considered a celebratory wake and bake but then stopped and thought "Wait... would that actually be fun. Do I even want to do that." Not really.