#121
#122
^ Ye.. yea... YEAH!!! That!
#123
zizek should plagiarize that analysis for his next book & add those tweets to his anecdotes
#124
i would also like some credit for my extensive pwning of a masjor credit card processor ..but i have learned to deal with obscurity....
#125


now I haven't read Settlers -- a book written for a specifically white audience, as it no doubt says in its very intro -- but let me tell you about what it probably says through the much-celebrated technique of centering the white reader
#126

Constantignoble posted:

now I haven't read Settlers -- a book written for a specifically white audience, as it no doubt says in its very intro -- but let me tell you about what it probably says through the much-celebrated technique of centering the white reader

hahaha

#127
my twitter account has been banned unless i give them my phone number and delete the offending tweets. so, i'm thru with twitter
#128
2/? but, i promise to keep myposts short for potetial includson on rhizzone.txt
#129
i will now be posting unfunny simpsons commentary in this thread. in episode 12 of season 13, "The Lastest Gun in the West," buck mccoy gives bart advice to tame aggressive dog by laying it down and putting your arms across its neck. this is bad advice.
#130
(Buck McCoy and the fam are watching his old TV shows)
TV announcer: Tonight's episode, "'Scuse Me While I Kill The Sky."
Lisa: Why are you driving a car?
Buck: Hehehehe... Yeah, in the 70s, westerns were out and detective shows were in. Seems like all I did was shoot hippies.
(On TV: point of view shot down the sight of the revolver as Buck begins a drive-by shooting on a sidewalk lined with hippies)
Buck: They wrote me out of the show and it became Room 222.


fucking genius
#131
red kahina tries out "humor"

#132
since linking a twitter page results in a massive post of their recent timeline, close thread and replace op with a link to redkahina
#133
She made 2 or 3 of the same 'parody' accounts for molly crabapple, called moldy kampfapple etc which I think just mostly featured spelling mistakes. Weird person twitter
#134

roseweird posted:

why do crazy people care about the rhizzone so much and talk about it publicly


i think Norman P CHompsky calls this phenomenon "The Threat of a Good Example"

#135

pogfan1996 posted:

red kahina tries out "humor"



this makes me for real pity this person

#136
Their attempts at comedy seem like bill hicks compared to when they try to talk about sex or human relations generally

#137

swampman posted:

my twitter account has been banned unless i give them my phone number and delete the offending tweets. so, i'm thru with twitter

get a fake number and use that. and what tweets??

#138
i dont know how to get a fake number and i have literally no clue which tweets
#139
Chairman Mao makes me shoot my white cum all over my belly, legs, chair, carpet, desk, etc.
#140

swampman posted:

my twitter account has been banned unless i give them my phone number and delete the offending tweets. so, i'm thru with twitter


What offensive tweets did you make

swampman posted:

i dont know how to get a fake number and i have literally no clue which tweets


Oh. Twitter ftw

#141
the plus side is now i reionvest my twitter energy budget back inot tHE r H i z z o n E.,. the bad side is that's where my stupider thoughts were bieng sequestered
#142
I think if you want to keep using twitter you need to buy a burner, like in The Wire.
#143
lmao just saw this

#144

pogfan1996 posted:

red kahina tries out "humor"



jfc this neither imitates the target's voice nor disguises the author's

e: incidentally, her current pinned tweet is a "preview" clip of her forthcoming podcast. i won't link it out of respect for the dead

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#145
this one?


#146

cars posted:

lmao just saw this


getfiscal seems to have won them over since then



Maybe now they'll take up some of his suggestions
#147
how can we trust the DSA given the infamous getfiscal flip-flop of 2017?
#148

ilmdge posted:

Maybe now they'll take up some of his suggestions


by that i mean

#149
donald is the only good and pure thing on twitter
#150

swampman posted:

i will now be posting unfunny simpsons commentary in this thread.

s14e14 credits, aired march 2003

#151
shit .

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#153
I often find myself lecturing my fellow young classmates that it's never a good idea to start rumors about other classmates or instructors. Not just because it could be harmful to the persons you are talking about, but it reflects very poorly on yourself.

but then professional ass people say to hundreds of thousands of listeners. "hey everyone, heads up: this dude is viagra raping killing mass murdering executing every person he sees on sight every day. he's awful and you should hate him".

And then i'm like... whatever. what can you do when you live in a shoe.
#154
#155
update: simpsons go to china episode is straightforward racism... quality dives incredibly seasons 15-16 wtf happened. looks like china banned the show a year after this episode aired :p

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#156
This is one of your best ones getfiscal

#157
i follow a lot of ok people on twitter but i feel like 1/4 of my experience lately is muting various DSA chapters that people retweet
#158
#159
Kevin is going to be one of the lucky ones who gets a guillotine blade stamped with one of his own quotes.
#160