Goethestein posted:
no thanks. just think about it: doesn't work for like the first twelve or thirteen years of its existence - a time longer than the lifespan of many medium-sized mammals. still can't safely be used for another three or four years after that or will likely lead to death. regular autonomic maintenance causes pain, mood swings, bloating, loss of fluids and iron. about one in eight times does not work at all, or only with extreme difficulty - imagine that rate with any other organ system. usage often leads to death in full-grown female without modern medicine. ceases working after only about 30 years of operation (again, imagine that with any other organ system) and chance of producing defective offspring increases dramatically until that point. lethal ectopic pregnancies are extremely common, as are stillbirths, congenital birth defects, and premature births, even with modern nutrition. gestation period of nine months; for the back half of the pregnancy, the mother goes through mood swings, pain, vomiting and becomes increasingly helpless to predators. median litter of only one. offspring does not develop enough internally; comes out utterly helpless and incompetent and remains that way for a startling amount of time: within a few hours after birth a deer or cow will be walking - it will take a human over a year, and at least three before they can do it reliably. it will be about ten years before the human can competently feed itself and be anything other than a joke to predators. initial intercourse causes pain, and infections common
why women are the lesser sex
goatstein posted:
counterpoint: getting kicked in the balls
Cycloneboy posted:
at least i don't have a hymen.
i read they're just a myth anyway
tpaine posted:
you guyz ever get nut shotted? holy shit bro. not even kidding. i mean what the fuck
no i never really have lol knocking on wood
shennong posted:
there is no such thing as an "evolutionary purpose"
nice idiot opinion
Goethestein posted:shennong posted:
there is no such thing as an "evolutionary purpose"nice idiot opinion
teleological arguments are by definition invalid in evolutionary theory, you cretin
Goethestein posted:
teleology refers to destiny not to cause idiot
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teleology#Teleology_and_science
http://www.rhizzone.net/forum/2/
shennong posted:
lmao you don't even know what teleology means in the context of evolutionary theory
theres no such thing as evolutionary purpose. fish have gills at random. im a liberal arts major
Adaptedness thus is an a posteriori result rather than an a priori goal-seeking."
-Ernst Mayr
"The Idea of Teleology"
Goethestein posted:shennong posted:
lmao you don't even know what teleology means in the context of evolutionary theorytheres no such thing as evolutionary purpose. fish have gills at random. im a liberal arts major
ahahaha tell me more, did you take a course in undergrad about it??
Goethestein posted:
right and the purpose of adaptations is to increase survivability within those conditions. the organism with those adaptations exists because it fit its environment. again, not a difficult concept to grasp
lmao
"this trait is adaptive because it exists"
discipline posted:
Goethestein posted:
that's a very simplistic way of putting it. more specifically, traits exist because they are beneficial or are insufficiently maladaptive to severely impact having viable offspring in context of all other adaptations and environment. for example, the human female can get away with producing inept grubs that cannot even fend for themselves for a decade because human society exists around her and developed to mitigate the failing of needing to produce offspring that are 50% skull by volume. again, not difficult
- You, to your wife, while she's in labor
discipline posted:Goethestein posted:
that's a very simplistic way of putting it. more specifically, traits exist because they are beneficial or are insufficiently maladaptive to severely impact having viable offspring in context of all other adaptations and environment. for example, the human female can get away with producing inept grubs that cannot even fend for themselves for a decade because human society exists around her and developed to mitigate the failing of needing to produce offspring that are 50% skull by volume. again, not difficult- You, to your wife, while she's in labor
she's probably going to just get herself opened up, take it out like removing the battery from a honda, avoid the terrible design of mother nature