#41
please write an article about the economic value of pitch and also the way it bridges the past with the present by preserving bones
#42
a fictional biography of don piano
#43
lil wayne: how getting money and fucking bitches led to increasingly weaker rhymes
#44

wasted posted:

lil wayne: how getting money and fucking bitches led to increasingly weaker rhymes

wasn't lil' wayne raped at the age of 11.

#45
Pitches lie in ditches OP.
#46
i think we should do intense investigative journalism into the nyc housing market
#47
Big Keven and Little Wayne: The Dream Team Reunites
#48
Maybe 2,000 words on if 5 guys burgers is the good burger, or in and out burger, maybe they're the good one? or what about chik-fil-a?
#49
make it a rule that all posts have to be at least 1000 words.
#50
I keep saying we need to just embrace our destiny and start doing vibrant food cart reviews.
#51
i wrote an article for the frontpage and it was turned into some of Dworkin's insane ramblings. i don't see why anyone would bother working on an article in such a hostile environment.
#52

Cycloneboy posted:

wasted posted:

lil wayne: how getting money and fucking bitches led to increasingly weaker rhymes

wasn't lil' wayne raped at the age of 11.



from a quick googling he seems to have loved being raped, and tried to get one of his friends to be raped as well. http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2010/01/12/lil-wayne-jokes-about-his-own-rape/

#53

Goethestein posted:

Cycloneboy posted:

wasted posted:

lil wayne: how getting money and fucking bitches led to increasingly weaker rhymes

wasn't lil' wayne raped at the age of 11.

from a quick googling he seems to have loved being raped, and tried to get one of his friends to be raped as well. http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2010/01/12/lil-wayne-jokes-about-his-own-rape/

oftentimes victims of CSA act out sexually.

neways, read your own article:

After the documentary was filmed, Lil' Wayne spoke about his childhood sexual assault again, in an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel's show. Kimmel goaded Wayne into talking about "losing his virginity" at the age of 11. Then, Kimmel—along with, oddly, Charlie Gibson, who was also a guest on the show that night—teamed up to tease Wayne over the incident, which they presented as an impressive display of Wayne's manhood. Except that this time, Wayne was no longer up for joking about the matter, and he finally explained to Kimmel that the experience was a negative one. It was also revealed that the woman who was being encouraged to "suck little Wayne's little dick" was 14 years old.

#54
that's fascinating and kind of horrifying, makes me want to read more about lil wayne's story
#55
Jimmy Kimmel: remember that time you got raped *audience lols*
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#57
Cycloneboy, have you seen the Adam Sandler movie That's My Boy?

http://www.avclub.com/articles/thats-my-boy-world-of-flops,89167/

That’s My Boy has a lot of unrealized potential. There’s considerable comic and dramatic power in the idea of a fortysomething manchild who is stuck emotionally at the age when he was sexually violated by an authority figure. But the most insight That’s My Boy can glean from that situation is that banging a hot-ass teacher with your wicked-long schlong when you’re still in middle school makes you the most awesome-cool party-starter this side of David Lee Roth.

Sandler’s rancid raunch-fest unapologetically depicts a 13-year-old being molested as the ultimate Letters To Penthouse fantasy, a scenario that begins with Sandler’s younger self being called into detention, then fucked senseless by his teacher (Eva Amurri Martino) while another student listens on in delight. The scene climaxes, literally and figuratively, when the sounds of white-hot adult-on-child action can be heard by attendees of a school assembly, before a curtain parts to reveal a naked Amurri Martino having sex on a piano with Sandler’s younger self. The audience reacts the way any audience would upon seeing a teacher have loud, enthusiastic sex with a 13-year-old: by breaking out into long, appreciative applause. Imagine this scene with the genders reversed and you have easily the creepiest scene in the history of American mainstream comedy

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#59
With the frequent flier miles on the Capital One No Hassle card, I can get raped in any of the rape capitals of the world!

*cut to savannah* Kinshasa!

*cut to desert city* Tahir Square!

*cut to dudes lining up for panty vending machine* Japan!

The new Capital One No Hassle Card, the card for people who know what they don't want!

Woah!! *Jimmy Kimmel is upskirted by Japanese pervert*
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#61

Goethestein posted:

*cut to savannah* Kinshasa!


Way to show you're geographical ignorance Goatstein

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#63
enough with the rage comics already
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#65

discipline posted:

well I'm off to hang myself now, thanks for all the input

#66
I was reading up on Sada Abe and saw an allusion to Japan's post Wwii 3S "sports, screen, and sex," policy of censorship, through which the government and US occupation forces collaborated to squash or marginalize dissent; and thought it would make a great article. Unfortunately every source I could find traced back to a single untranslated work by a Japanese writer, so I didn't feel confident there was enough information to write about.

I learnedly a lot about post war Japanese sexual history doing that though. The US army is basically responsible for the modern Japanese pornography industry. Obscenity was banned by the military regime before the occupation. Once the US army took over though the only thing censors cared about was miscegenation. The result was an explosion in dirty magazines and novels that was never entirely reigned in.

I'm lazy though so Ill probably just link the articles Ifound
#67

MadMedico posted:

Cycloneboy, have you seen the Adam Sandler movie That's My Boy?

http://www.avclub.com/articles/thats-my-boy-world-of-flops,89167/

That’s My Boy has a lot of unrealized potential. There’s considerable comic and dramatic power in the idea of a fortysomething manchild who is stuck emotionally at the age when he was sexually violated by an authority figure. But the most insight That’s My Boy can glean from that situation is that banging a hot-ass teacher with your wicked-long schlong when you’re still in middle school makes you the most awesome-cool party-starter this side of David Lee Roth.

Sandler’s rancid raunch-fest unapologetically depicts a 13-year-old being molested as the ultimate Letters To Penthouse fantasy, a scenario that begins with Sandler’s younger self being called into detention, then fucked senseless by his teacher (Eva Amurri Martino) while another student listens on in delight. The scene climaxes, literally and figuratively, when the sounds of white-hot adult-on-child action can be heard by attendees of a school assembly, before a curtain parts to reveal a naked Amurri Martino having sex on a piano with Sandler’s younger self. The audience reacts the way any audience would upon seeing a teacher have loud, enthusiastic sex with a 13-year-old: by breaking out into long, appreciative applause. Imagine this scene with the genders reversed and you have easily the creepiest scene in the history of American mainstream comedy



Imagine? I think the time is ripe for some enterprising young rape activist auteur to actually film a gender-swapped counterpart to this raunchy Adam Sandberg coming of age comedy *eyes Cycloneboy semi non-lustfully*

#68
i'm writing a big thing on the decrepitude of american film criticism, as can best be seen by their disgusting turn to vulgar aestheticism in order to praise torture apologia film Zero Dark Thirty while keeping their liberal consciences clean. it's the first piece i'm posting to MY BLOG but i can cross-post it here if people want
#69
whats youere blog
#70
a legal analysis of US patent law, focusing on the example of the patent issued for the following: http://www.google.com/patents/US5390937?printsec=description
#71
http://jacobinmag.com/2011/01/hipsters-food-stamps-and-the-politics-of-resentment/
#72
is that the article about young able bodied single white males who are on food stamps because they have no useful skills and consider burgers beneath them
#73

Goethestein posted:

is that the article about young able bodied single white males who are on food stamps because they have no useful skills and consider burgers beneath them

Thats the one, it goes on to point out that most people in their twenties are also part-time identity thieves, thats how we afford to shell out $1400 for a pair of skinny jeans at Buffalo Exchange.

#74
an exposé on a ring of disaffected marxist youth who get their kicks by sending good drugs through mail to middle aged midwestern cismoms in secret santa exchanges
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#76

gyrofry posted:

a legal analysis of US patent law, focusing on the example of the patent issued for the following: http://www.google.com/patents/US5390937?printsec=description

im definitely the only person qualified to do this and im not going to

#77
hey i took an intro to ip law course so i therefore know everything about patents, prior art, and the like

the closest thing i have is part of a paper i wrote for a labor law class, about how judicial injunctions against strikes helped cripple organized labor in america, and how congress passed an anti-injunction bill that the supreme court promptly interpreted as void and went back to allowing injunctions to crush strikes and basically anything labor did that was remotely effective. but i dont think yall would be that interested in it
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#79
change getfiscal's surname to Piano
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