This president eating beans
crucial: which beans does biden eat?
we're hearing your questions and the biden campaign knows this is a very important issue. in the coming days there will be an announcement with regards to the beans. we are carefully weighing all the options to make the best bean decision for america.
trump killed herman cain... the electorate might think biden is weak if he doesn't respond with two murders of his own
please dont let it be maxwell
i do not like his absent spouse
i will not eat his can o'beans
i will not take his hoax vaccines
i do not like this president
of the united states, go get bent
not only would idiot americans suddenly find $150-$300 or more (depending on their wage) per paycheck, that they're obviously going to spend right away praising trump, he's going to make a huge plank of his campaign the fact that only he will make it permanent if he's elected - if his opponent is elected then everyone with a job will owe thousands of dollars of extra taxes they don't have in their accounts anymore. literally setting it up as a blackmail campaign lmao.
of course at the end of the day, making it permanent is overall stealing more money since jobhavers have been paying into a now more defunded social security this entire time with way more money than they're saving freezing it for however long.
i really do like the genre of trump speech where he goes to some hallowed hall of imperialism and calls all the functionaries there morons and dullards who actually suck at doing imperialism
i'm sure there's an author out there that writes books about presidents and their oddities and the trump volume is going to be so large that when they drop the book on the shelf all the other volumes are going to launch into the air and get stuck in the ceiling.
Trump rejected the idea of the visit because he feared his hair would become disheveled in the rain, and because he did not believe it important to honor American war dead, according to four people with firsthand knowledge of the discussion that day. In a conversation with senior staff members on the morning of the scheduled visit, Trump said, “Why should I go to that cemetery? It’s filled with losers.” In a separate conversation on the same trip, Trump referred to the more than 1,800 marines who lost their lives at Belleau Wood as “suckers” for getting killed.
Trump is clearly pandering to his rhizzone base
swampman made a good thread but some people couldn’t handle it and now it has to be destroyed to keep them from showing ass and Heiling Hitler on the front page. Sorry but I didn’t make that happen.
Every american election is a choice between the lesser of two hitlers
hwo about this for the left case for trump: if we're being honest, trump is going to win because 1) the dnc is not going to send up sanders and 1.5) even bourgeois amerikans know that buttigieg or bloomberg would be far, far worse so 2) we might as well stop lying to ourselves that there is any other potential future
You know the old saying—a stopped Hitler is right twice a day
just imho, but i for one think it is always right to stop hitler, no matter what time of day
“Trump held a meeting at Trump Tower with prominent evangelical leaders, where they laid their hands on him in prayer. Afterward, Trump allegedly said: ‘Can you believe that bullshit? Can you believe people believe that bullshit?’”— Helen Kennedy (@HelenKennedy) September 6, 2020
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Donald, I went to a naturist colony the other day with two female friends of mine. While we were there we saw a m… — Sorry to hear this. Well, get used to it. Nudism is the next left-wing jihad. Say you're gay or vegan or whatever… https://t.co/qqULpEuJ5b— Don Hughes 🦌 (@getfiscal) June 10, 2019
1988: only respectful shows about family are on television.— Don Hughes 🦌 (@getfiscal) December 2, 2018
2018: guys beat off on the bus watching alexandria ocasio-cortez bake totino’s pizza rolls and talk about ethanol subsidies.
2048: mandatory nudism written into constitution as the pervofascist movement reigns supreme.
You know the trick to boil a frog? If you make the water too hot, it’ll jump out. But if you turn the heat up slowly, the frog doesn’t notice until it’s too late. This is what liberals are doing to us with nudism.— Don Hughes 🦌 (@getfiscal) April 29, 2018
Readers (wise): This man would not lie to us.
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