cars posted:toyotathon posted:
can you imagine how mad americans would be if somebody took the flag down on the moon, like how frothing mad
Washington signed a treaty saying they're not allowed to treat stuff that only affects the moon as an act of aggression, and the first foreign deployment of the U.S. Marine Corps was supposedly because someone lumberjacked the flagpole in front of a U.S. embassy so troops would start angry-crying about it. Congress & the president would send a mission to put another flag up and it'd be farmed out to a robot built by Elon Musk that would get 0.5 miles off the launchpad and explode into a thousand pieces, literally burning the United States flag on live global TV
finally, the future we were promised
In a bathroom stall of this one place someone has graffito’d like “I ❤️ Ruth Bader Ginsburg” with another heart for the i dot, and every time I see it I can only think about how it was custom-designed to ruthlessly troll me.
you know you can change that stuff yourself right
I genuinely took too much and was panicked for a long while
this is why i am anti-edible, you can't titrate properly
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But weed aids dialectical thinking
you missed a verb
took an edible for the first time (that wasnt by accident) yesterday and just giggled while playing dark souls. i never would have considered it if i were not currently at the most bored i have ever been in my life
well now im anti-pyschoactive drugs because i ended up being hospitalized for doing too much. well was a very short and 50/50 experience
ever tried Phenazepam op?