#201
apparentlythe French think americans speaking french with an american accent is just as hot as americans think french accents are, i dated a french girl for awhile and she made me read random snippets of french out loud even though i speak no french at all heh

getfiscal take note
#202
chicks dig accents so the particulars don't even matter, but let's just say my chinese one is near-perfect
#203
love the one you're with, lf
#204

Senorah posted:

love the one you're with, lf

i was listening to the isley brothers cover of that song yesterday. good tune!

#205
don't worry y'all i'm dating one person now
#206
sorry for your loss
#207

dank_xiaopeng posted:

sorry for your loss

#208
boy, do i got the craigslist post for some of u dudes out there on the rhizzone:

http://www.critical-theory.com/marxist-craigslist-personal-seeks-degenerate-trotskyite-nsfw/
#209
who here posted that, confess
#210
damb
#211
thats me. thats my okc profile. thanks for posting it AGAIN, tons of visitors. Ciao gonna bang!
#212
been over a month since gf dumped me for being a dirty godhaver and her inability to be interested stuff i am (despite actually sharing a lot of common interests).

i think i'm finally at "anger" now and still p depressed.
#213
you're lucky the next stage is called 'getting another girlfriend' and it's the fun one.
#214
ive done that stage a bit. it's pretty dull and boring. it involves a lot of me nodding and not being interested.
#215
That's me to everything
#216
Except when u talk theoretical physics rashi-chan :3
#217

guidoanselmi posted:

ive done that stage a bit. it's pretty dull and boring. it involves a lot of me nodding and not being interested.


this is a bad sign imo

#218
youre totally right, no dispute there.

i have a pretty high bar/im pretty weird with a lot of contradictory interests, so finding someone i enjoy and am compatible with is practically impossible. im pretty tired of being relationships with people i know i dont want to be with.

this last relationship was with one of the few people i've met/seen that i'd be interested in marrying (which is something i do want to do). she thinks she can find someone more compatible than me. her ideal is "you, but with a more similar world view..." of course during the course of the relationship, she never really accepted anything i believed in or got into meaningful conversations about them. rather, she asked me about my beliefs and I answered pretty academically - but she ended up feeling defensive despite her asking me!

nevermind the fact that i likely wouldn't have all the qualities she loves in me without my system of beliefs she doesn't like or try to understand.

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#219

guidoanselmi posted:

youre totally right, no dispute there.

i have a pretty high bar/im pretty weird with a lot of contradictory interests, so finding someone i enjoy and am compatible with is practically impossible. im pretty tired of being relationships with people i know i dont want to be with.



Would you be able to meet someone's equally high standards?

#220
^incredibly likely.

man i have to stop realposting
#221
Nvm. You edited to say that you want to get married so you're just set on being miserable one way or the other.
#222
p much. i've reached many of my life goals but will never reach some, i'm certain. i want to have kids to have faith in the futjklfajdlfasd
#223

guidoanselmi posted:

man i have to stop realposting

that's what this thread is here for. littlegreenpills will be along shortly with a solution for you.

#224
one of my friends from hs is jewish by his mom but his dad's catholic. only the mom was concerned about the kids' religion and they grew up jewish but would go to catholic mass on xmas eve. what i'm saying is that bringing up your kids in ur favorite religious tradition can be easier than you think
#225
no shit. tell my ex that. oh wait. she doesnt like it when i fast because it's too hard for her. you see, we have to plan dinner around me fasting and no sex during the day.

and then the real tragedy is not being able to enjoy wine & beer tasting with her SO. im a fucking failure shoot this (<<<) pos godhaver

e: of course i told her i'd celebrate christmas with her (not that she's religious) even though i think it's a terrible hallmark holiday because it's always better to use differences between people to become closer together. i'd be happy to help celebrate her family traditions.
#226
"anger" phase indeed
#227
i wouldn't date anyone from a religion where fun isn't allowed either
#228
then she shouldnt have, let alone said a year in, "ya im generally cool with this"
#229
yeah i have a no-religion dating policy but if i had gotten into one and been ok with it that's a shitty way to deal with it.
#230

guidoanselmi posted:

no shit. tell my ex that. oh wait. she doesnt like it when i fast because it's too hard for her. you see, we have to plan dinner around me fasting and no sex during the day.


Lol i hear that

#231
I fast all the time and its not even a big deal.
#232
guido i think perhaps you need a nice muslim girl
#233
Iim really fast and i run everywhere I go
#234
i have been sending social justice tumblr girl articles like that marxist-feminist critique of intersectionality that was going round a few months ago & it's probably not long until she abandons bourgeois ideology for dialectical materialism
#235

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

guido i think perhaps you need a nice muslim girl



this. show your parents this thread and chances are they will find a suitable girl for you. after triumphally rubbing in your face for hours how you shd have listened to them in the first place and not waste time w white girls its the least they can do

#236
Greetings fellow high bar havers.
#237
q: how do i find happiness through other people?
a: u fokkin stupid bru
#238
#239

TheIneff posted:

q: how do i find happiness through other people?
a: lower the bar until it hits them on their fokken 'ed


#240
Teenagers are reportedly putting Burt's Bees lip balm on their eyelids to enhance their overall inebriated experience.

The new fad, called "Beezin,"