#441
[account deactivated]
#442
Poronto
Post rating: ~

SaintJust posted:

on the plus side i got tested friday since ive been doing some sketchy shit with strangers. my test results came back negative for stds but epically positive for aids and fail



sorry about ur unsuccessfully pozzed neg ass

#443
nuMbA B1tcH
Post rating: ~
i dont no what any of that means but ty lgp
#444
Kurdt
Post rating: +
#445
Post rating: +
i'm never having sex again
#446
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
Post rating: +

SaintJust posted:

on the plus side i got tested friday since ive been doing some sketchy shit with strangers.



same. although thats the risk you accept when you take up the lifestyle of a public park caricature artist

#447
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
Post rating: +
sometimes i pluck hairs out of my arms, hands, and face in order to savor the sharp sting of pain and pseudorgasmic release it brings. one day i hope to replace all of my hair with implants, placed neatly in perfect grid-like rows at a constant and aesthetic density, like an artificial construct, doll, or wax museum figure. i dream of cutting my wrist, pulling back the skin, and finding wires and pistons underneath
#448
[account deactivated]
#449
Mike Nelson here.
Post rating: +
my ocd thing is that i scratch my face until it bleeds a lot. which isn't really as cool as goth cutting because people just think you never shower or something.
#450
Post rating: +

getfiscal posted:

my ocd thing is that i scratch my face until it bleeds a lot. which isn't really as cool as goth cutting because people just think you never shower or something.



i know a goth who does that

#451
[account deactivated]
#452
Post rating: ~

roseweird posted:

begin countdown to 12 page suicide thread


LOok at the page count. We're already there.

#453
[account deactivated]
#454
Kurdt
Post rating: +
suicide is trill
#455
[account deactivated]
#456
UNUSUALY COOL
Post rating: ~
pics of the Mand??? Almost sorry I vilerat autobanned now.
#457
[account deactivated]
#458
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
Post rating: ~
Fun Fact: the safest and most efficient way to build up a tolerance to iocaine powder is rectal adsorption
#459
penitent
Post rating: +
why would i want to build up a tolerance
#460
[account deactivated]
#461
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
Post rating: ~

roseweird posted:



hell yeah i love Lorde

#462
[account deactivated]
#463
Mike Nelson here.
Post rating: ~
marina rules
#464
Kurdt
Post rating: ~

deadken posted:

why would i want to build up a tolerance

so you can put drugs in your butt

#465
[account deactivated]
#466
Mike Nelson here.
Post rating: +
$250 for a wedding dress is a steal, you guys should definitely buy that for conec.
#467
[account deactivated]
#468
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
Post rating: +
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Official-Sazac-Sanrio-Pompompurin-Kigurumi-Purin-Fancy-Dress-Cosplay-Costume-/310537270862

is this the one? i tried to order it but i think somebody already reported this card stolen
#469
Post rating: +
i'd prefer to buy $250 oversized jeans for conec's boyfriend than a wedding dress, seems more lf tbh
#470
[account deactivated]
#471
Poronto
Post rating: +

glomper_stomper posted:

the only person i've known who actually wore those godawful kigurumis had asperger's and a scat fetish



i told you not to tell anyone fuck you

#472
Post rating: ~
i had sex with a woman last night

shrive me, lf, for i have sinned
#473
Post rating: ~
>be me
>bulking for 6 months now
>eating 3 mcdoubles every day
>twice a day
>decide to go on a cut
>slowly transitioning to a cut
>go to le mcdonalds
>wanna order 1 mcdouble
>all the workers there know me
>they give me 3 mcdoubles without even saying a word like always
>tfw too beta to say anything
#474
[account deactivated]
#475
Kurdt
Post rating: +
to the above posters: congrats on the plushie and/or sex
#476
objekt-a.tumblr.com
Post rating: +

Excellent Thread,all! Good shit.
#477
Post rating: ~
i love a woman and wish to build a household together of which i shall, i suppose, be the father.
#478
Kurdt
Post rating: ~
let me talk to her
#479
Post rating: ~
let me talk to you
#480
Post rating: ~
let me talk to the deep dark abyss residing in the hearts of all men