#521
oh yeah there are some good bits at the end from allied organisations like the young lords and young patriots, who just keep raging on about middle class dickheads like abbie hoffman while they're starving in carbondale
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#523
starving in carbondale. sounds like a nice book title
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#526
the pizza hut in carbondale went out of business 3 times while i was in school there, the dominos went out of business twice, once because the owner decided he could lose the dominos name and go it alone, at which point dominos promoted free pizzas or massively discounted pizzas for every other pizza joint in town for a few months until he went out of business; no, alas - carbondale was a papa john's town. i knew the manager and he gave me free pizzas every day
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#528
Look at me! Look at me now! You see me and you don't see a destroyed man? A defeated man? No! My daily diet of Papa John's ended me. Demolished me. Defeated me! And what do I have to show for it? Sausage-fingers!
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swampman posted:

tpaine posted:
those threads were weird because they vacillated between "oh god i hate my life and i'm worthless an wish death would find me soon" and "oh god you expressed the same sentiment CrunchyPriest but you are a beautiful and wonderful person and the megaman snugglies you knit for the internet are so awesome" which can't be good for people because they can see its obviously patronizing garbage

and the only examples of people getting better over time are when someone gets a lucky break IRL (like employment ) which just hammers in the lack of control everyone else has over their own depression



i've complete control over my depression. my depression wanes and peaks in perfect synchronization with the plunger attached to the syringe full of drugs in my arm haghghaga afffedfh

#530

jools posted:
it was cool reading that black panther reader i got sent for wddp secret santa because youd get banned for about 80% of the stuff written in there

it was cool reading Nothing which is what i got for secret santa

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#532
crazy bread is from little caesars. consumer loses pizza privileges for 72 hrs. micropeeler macropeeler
#533
weren't you the guy that got banned for sending ecstacy through the postal service? Serves you right!! HAHAHHA
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Impper posted:
weren't you the guy that got banned for sending ecstacy through the postal service? Serves you right!! HAHAHHA


not funnny. enjouy youre ban

#537

Impper posted:
Please, Nazbro, check your privilege at the door and acknowledge TRUTH for once. Ever since Dominos NOT ONLY switched to their new crust, but began to offer the $5.99 MEDIUM TWO TOPPING PIZZA MEAL DEAL {MINIMUM 2 ORDERS} I have eaten at Dominos for my last 16 pizzas. I simply acknowledge the greatness, also, of Pizza Hut



i want to vomit. please stop. at least eat some shitty fast food that tastes good. all the big name commercial pizza places are horrible

#538

AmericanNazbro posted:

Impper posted:
Please, Nazbro, check your privilege at the door and acknowledge TRUTH for once. Ever since Dominos NOT ONLY switched to their new crust, but began to offer the $5.99 MEDIUM TWO TOPPING PIZZA MEAL DEAL {MINIMUM 2 ORDERS} I have eaten at Dominos for my last 16 pizzas. I simply acknowledge the greatness, also, of Pizza Hut

i want to vomit. please stop. at least eat some shitty fast food that tastes good. all the big name commercial pizza places are horrible

Hahaha, you pretend as if I do not enjoy a lavish meal in some Modern Tavern or Asian Fusion restaurant every night, along with $8 micro-brew beers? Give me a break! Hahahaa

#539
Quinoa Cheese Pizza with Duck & Ceviche. Yes Please.
#540
someone please send me drugs in the mail
#541
i hung out with this white girl that kept like shamefully admitting privilege and i just laughed and keeled over on the drive way. Thick & strong i laughed! Poor people! They really exist!
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#544
i dont know why anyone would eat a pizza when there is such a thing as a burrito
#545

deadken posted:
i dont know why anyone would eat a pizza when there is such a thing as a burrito

i just did my friend

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tpaine posted:
impper are you liek a poorer version of patrick bateman

probably yes. i'm more like a sort of sponge, i become very much like the people i'm around

#548
recently i discovered that you can improve basically any food by wrapping it up in a tortilla. egg & bacon burrito. spaghetti carbonara burrito. stilton pear and walnut salad burrito. ice cream burrito mother fucker
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#550
i dont think patrick bateman ever wrote three novels and self published one novel
#551

deadken posted:
i dont know why anyone would eat a pizza when there is such a thing as a burrito



a pizza is just an unraveled burrito when you really think about it

#552

AmericanNazbro posted:

deadken posted:
i dont know why anyone would eat a pizza when there is such a thing as a burrito

a pizza is just an unraveled burrito when you really think about it



hm. where's the guac. wheres the guac. WEARS THE GUAC

#553

deadken posted:
i dont think patrick bateman ever wrote three novels and self published one novel

realtalk do you think i should send the kobe book to my agent/agents/publishers

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#555
oh my god. Pizza Burrito. someone please tell me this hasnt already been done. i'm going to be a double millionaire
#556
sooner or later we had to get around to the p'zone
#557

Impper posted:

deadken posted:
i dont think patrick bateman ever wrote three novels and self published one novel

realtalk do you think i should send the kobe book to my agent/agents/publishers



ive hardly read any of it to be honest... i really did like what i read though, def show it to your agent tho if you have one. how do you even get an agent i want an agent. then i can talk to him on the phone and say to people 'yeah that was just my agent'

#558
Totino's Pizza Roll. MOds? Do We still ban for Stupidity reasons?
#559
i mean unlike Fuck And Destroy your fictional biography of kobe bryant might be a book that people, actual normal people, might want to buy
#560

deadken posted:

Impper posted:

deadken posted:
i dont think patrick bateman ever wrote three novels and self published one novel

realtalk do you think i should send the kobe book to my agent/agents/publishers

ive hardly read any of it to be honest... i really did like what i read though, def show it to your agent tho if you have one. how do you even get an agent i want an agent. then i can talk to him on the phone and say to people 'yeah that was just my agent'

i basically sent my manuscript to agents until one of them was like "hey this is pretty cool"