#121
He's like a cool older brother.., you like his swagger... Damn. Didn't think I'd have to defend boba fett in TYOOOL 2016. Rofl. Holy crap
#122
why do you abbreviate it TYOOL when we already have AD
#123
#124
this exchange happened in 2012 in this very thread!!

ilmdge posted:

boba fett was a lameass who called a TIPS hotline and then fell into a giant pit. suck on THAT, people

Keven posted:

Your fearless takedown of Bobba Fett leaves me angry, but with a strong respect for your willingness to march to the beat of your own drum.

#125
the western world has struggled with the Boba Fett Question since the beginning of the modern era
#126
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for Boba Fett.
#127
one thing i noticed about the force awakens, having paid to see it, repeatedly, is that they bill it as episode vii, ie the next movie in the epic series, but actually it's literally just a stealth remake of the original movie. and that's actually why people like it so much, i think, because it's familiar and good while also having the illusion of being new content.

deep thoughts, by ilmdge.
#128
is it even stealthy? I haven't seen it and I already knew that
#129
it's really not a remake
#130
it's similar to a new hope especially Death Star mk. 43 but that's not the same as being a remake
#131
I think it's entirely a remake.
#132
Daisy is Luke, and she's on a desert planet that is Luke's desert planet. the death star is the death star and the empire and rebel alliance are the same but with new names. han solo is han solo. kylo ren is vader. the bar on that planet with the weird eyes lady is the mos eisley cantina. the black stormstrooper is leia.
#133
they're actually different as characters and what set pieces are similar except the death star appear at different times in the story
#134
Le.
#135
Same.
#136
star wars was real fun to watch and i liked the characters. my gay son was too little to go but my daughter liked it. disney wants girls to get into star wars too, which is cool because some nerds are mad about it without realizing how economically irrelevant their misogyny is. capital cannot abide a limit to profitability
#137
Its important for men and women to enjoy exactly the same products but also hate each other.
#138
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#139

swampman posted:

Its important for men and women to enjoy exactly the same products but also hate each other.


but only hate each other the way one might hate the need to eat; we must always be products to one another at all times. everyone is a means to the end of capital. hooray. dytd

#140
rey is a better hero in every way than luke and the new film is actually the best star wars film to date.
#141
Oh Word? Cool. I'll keep that in mind. Actually good info for me since I didn't see the new star wars movie, due to being an adult.
#142
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#143

tpaine posted:

the black stormtrooper is gay and got raped by yoda

http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/d1/59/00208894.0001.gif

#144
what was the deal with beavis being in the movie, it broke my suspension of disbelief
#145
'new' star wars is a remake of the original except the revolutionary massage is replaced with multiculturalism and identity politics. its basically an exact remake of the movie A New Hope that exists in the popular consciousness after 30 years of marketing and serving as a signifier of 'nerd' idenity.
#146

Petrol posted:

rey is a better hero in every way than luke and the new film is actually the best star wars film to date.



actually The Phantom Menace is the best and its not close

#147
*raises hands, staring to the sky* MULTICULTURALISMMMMMMMMMM
#148

babyhueypnewton posted:

'new' star wars is a remake of the original except the revolutionary massage is replaced with multiculturalism and identity politics. its basically an exact remake of the movie A New Hope that exists in the popular consciousness after 30 years of marketing and serving as a signifier of 'nerd' idenity.



#149
#150
I am going to see the new one in Monday but I already know it will be bad but I won't be able to express that view irl without everyone going apeshit and calling me a contrarian
#151
Also lol @ everything about BHPN
#152
i want to see star wars but i dont want to pay for it
#153
i bought a ticket to a different movie so disney wouldnt get my money
#154

TG posted:

i bought a ticket to a different movie so disney wouldnt get my money



are you sure they didnt

#155
all money on earth flows towards disney so im sure they did at some point
#156

littlegreenpills posted:

i want to see star wars but i dont want to pay for it



Same but otoh im concerned the only way i could enjoy it is in full 3d imax etc

#157
otoh & imax, the controversial new jedis
#158
i thought that the people had turned their backs on 3d movies
#159
They're 3D. Turning our backs didn't help.
#160
how long until this starts playing at the second run theaters