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persistent and very specific rumors have been circulating that one of the MAGA mans that died was trying to steal a painting of Tip O'neill with a taser stuck in his waistband, and activated the taser into his ballsack and fell holding the button down until he had a heart attack. Quite understandably in these grim times, this story has sparked much joy.

So Snopes.com called the bereaved widow (who wasn't there) of the guy who killed himself by tasering his balls, even before the static electricity had a chance to dissipate and his hair stopped standing on end with sparks running up it, to ask her if her dead husband tasered himself to death (via balls) to which she could only reply in defense of his honour that no, he was just a big fat loser who flopped over on the sidewalk before even getting inside.

RIP taser balls, the most comprehensively owned person of 2021 (week 2)
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still laughing at kops and troops killing kops and troops
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in the 234 years of genocide, corruption, war crimes, oppression, terrorism, and crimes against humanity of the american regime since the slave rapists wrote the US constitution, the only act the democractic party has ever deemed vile enough to attempt to remove a president for is repeatedly impugning the honor and integrity of the house of biden
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I haven't laughed so much in years. I guess it truly is the funniest day in american history
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karphead posted:

still laughing at kops and troops killing kops and troops


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I am lmaoing heartily at all these international headlines of president charged with insurrection. I can't stop
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I turned on NPR for a minute and was impressed how they kept the exact same calm ASMR tone while reporting the president has been charged with insurrection. I lolled. Anyways liberalism is in crisis and t̸͔̄͠h̸̪͆͒e̴͕͘͜ ̸͉̩̉̀c̴̟̘̕̕o̸̳͘n̸͉̆̈́ṱ̵̈͜r̸̼̔a̴̲̦͊d̶̝̩̈́͋ȋ̷͙c̴̦̳̐̏t̶̘̱̀i̴̤͉͆̀o̷̦͘n̵̦̋̚s̶̨̓́ a̴̬̾̾r̸̪̼͔̫̠̅ē̷͈̗̳̦̞̂̅ ̸̟̘̏̈́̃̃̃a̸̻͖̝͑̆̐̏͝c̷̱͈̜̲͗͊͆̈́͝c̴̛̺͌́̄e̶̺͉͆ľ̸͙͇̘̰̇͛͐͜e̷̘̖̩̬͂͐̽̋r̵̠̦̞̮͇͂ą̵͉͓̬̂̋t̸̫̖̉̿̀̚i̴̠̓͜ǹ̷̝͎g̸̘͊̊̑ ...ḧ̶̘́͊e̴̤͖͌y̸̩̝̓̀, w̸̬̆̏h̴̠̓̐a̴̡̺̎͝ț̵̅ ̵̝͖̈́t̸̺̑h̷̹͌e̶͠... ̴̫́m̶̙̬̈͝ỹ̵̫̮̚ ̵͕̜͋ṿ̷̙̈͐o̵̟̔i̶̩̹͋c̸̖͐̑e̶̜͊ ̴̬̰́͊i̵̭̞͌s̶̛̲ ̵͕̃̕͜b̸̨̲́r̴̛̟͈͠è̷̥̾a̷̡̬̋͝k̸͇̄̑ḭ̶̰̓n̶̰̞̎͌g̵̡̥͆̀ ̶̡̔̀u̴͝p̵̩̲͇͗͂̽̀͜- ==TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTED== as a citizen subject to U.S. laws and jurisdiction, those who denigrate this great nation or incite insurrection will surely pay dearly for their crimes, both internet crimes and real-life crimes.
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best part of the “insurrection” thing is that Trump’s only able to be charged with insurrection because this was about as much an insurrection as a college town riot on the night of the big championship. It didn’t challenge the government’s stability, it barely even delayed the event it was meant to interrupt, everyone involved just walked right back out. Even violent conflict is empty pageantry for the theater kids of the bourgeois “”””Republic“”””
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cars posted:

best part of the “insurrection” thing is that Trump’s only able to be charged with insurrection because this was about as much an insurrection as a college town riot on the night of the big championship. It didn’t challenge the government’s stability, it barely even delayed the event it was meant to interrupt, everyone involved just walked right back out. Even violent conflict is empty pageantry for the theater kids of the bourgeois “”””Republic“”””


The cops seemed to wait for them to get bored once they were inside, just delaying them for a little bit before walking them back out. I think the people involved have also been expecting somebody else in the federal bureaucracy to intervene on their behalf all along. It's a whole thing with the QAnon types who believe that once The Storm begins, the shadow army within the military and 10th Mountain Division will spring into action and resolve the impasse, lock up their enemies, and solve their problems. It doesn't work out that way, but I think it's pretty much the same thing the Democrats believe. There are 20,000 soldiers in D.C. right now and liberals are furiously saluting the tr00ps.

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R Y A N
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"BY THE POWER OF GOD, THIS IS OUR HOUSE, OUR COUNTRY, OUR PEOPLE"
*plunges knife into nancy pelosi's stomach"
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trO_Ops
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i know this might sound wrong and short sighted but maybe our tasks as communists who oppose white nation neofascism isnt to help with police work by identifying those people



No offense but who are you even talking to when you post that on this forum.

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They’re literally putting the Hurricane Katrina Guy in charge of the Troops in Washington. LMAO
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“an abundance of caution” has identified 12 of 25,000 national guard deployed to Washington as potential assassins who will be assigned to other duties during the inauguration
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there are many ways a patriot can guard the nation without assassinating joseph biden. i cant think of any off the top of my head but there must be
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cars posted:

“an abundance of caution” has identified 12 of 25,000 national guard deployed to Washington as potential assassins who will be assigned to other duties during the inauguration



I'm surprised they found 12 national guard that liked a Black Lives Matter facebook page

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Death to Amerikkka. Biden 2020. If you think these statements are contradictory you’re part of the problem.
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orderly transition of senile rapists
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the rally itself was primarily bankrolled by the daughter of the founder of publix supermarkets
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the most innocent president in american history
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peepaw posted:

the rally itself was primarily bankrolled by the daughter of the founder of publix supermarkets



Yeah. the “post left” types rushed to push a line about the rioters as “working class” and Rhizzone poster swampman said Oh just you wait until we have numbers on who they really were. And when those data were gathered the most represented jobs turned out to be like, “small business owner”, real estate person, commissioned-officer Troop and police chief. Lol

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im starting to think the 'post left' should stop posting!!
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cars posted:

peepaw posted:

the rally itself was primarily bankrolled by the daughter of the founder of publix supermarkets

Yeah. the “post left” types rushed to push a line about the rioters as “working class” and Rhizzone poster swampman said Oh just you wait until we have numbers on who they really were. And when those data were gathered the most represented jobs turned out to be like, “small business owner”, real estate person, commissioned-officer Troop and police chief. Lol


also, "the iced earth guy" https://www.loudersound.com/news/iced-earths-jon-schaffer-to-be-extradited-to-washington-dc-following-part-in-capitol-riots

lol remember when their singer left after 9/11 to go become a cop

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Constantignoble posted:

"the iced earth guy"


there was this kid at school who was really super into like night of the stormrider and when the 9/11 memorial album dropped it was like they'd been shot in the gut

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lo posted:

im starting to think the 'post left' should stop posting!!



they remind me of the online Stirnerite meme kids, where both groups have accidentally recreated the cutting edge of political clown makeup circa 1999, striving to be as impotent & useless as the self-perceived nadir of the Western left, when the big conversation was what word everyone had to use instead of "socialist" from now on. the main difference is the "post-left" in 1999 went out and shot autofire back-conversions with doomed KKK militiamen while the new ones just smash that Like button

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the first time as farce, the second as farce
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the authorities are making sounds like they might arrest former United States The President Trump over hush money for his rapes. In turn this old president man has ordered his petit-bourgeois gang to start another riot. The NYPD is one of the most well-armed paramilitaries in the world and they are flooding into the streets in body armor for their own planned riot, or for the same one as the other guys.

Maybe the undead rapist will stay where he is (the White House), maybe the cop/spook-influenced Small Business Moaners of AmeriKKKa will stay home too this time, maybe we will get to see some new directed-energy weapon blowback that makes stockbrokers vomit, who knows what will happen, like my maman used to say, nothing new under the Sun (US).