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persistent and very specific rumors have been circulating that one of the MAGA mans that died was trying to steal a painting of Tip O'neill with a taser stuck in his waistband, and activated the taser into his ballsack and fell holding the button down until he had a heart attack. Quite understandably in these grim times, this story has sparked much joy.

So Snopes.com called the bereaved widow (who wasn't there) of the guy who killed himself by tasering his balls, even before the static electricity had a chance to dissipate and his hair stopped standing on end with sparks running up it, to ask her if her dead husband tasered himself to death (via balls) to which she could only reply in defense of his honour that no, he was just a big fat loser who flopped over on the sidewalk before even getting inside.

RIP taser balls, the most comprehensively owned person of 2021 (week 2)
#42
still laughing at kops and troops killing kops and troops
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in the 234 years of genocide, corruption, war crimes, oppression, terrorism, and crimes against humanity of the american regime since the slave rapists wrote the US constitution, the only act the democractic party has ever deemed vile enough to attempt to remove a president for is repeatedly impugning the honor and integrity of the house of biden
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I haven't laughed so much in years. I guess it truly is the funniest day in american history
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karphead posted:

still laughing at kops and troops killing kops and troops


#49
I am lmaoing heartily at all these international headlines of president charged with insurrection. I can't stop
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I turned on NPR for a minute and was impressed how they kept the exact same calm ASMR tone while reporting the president has been charged with insurrection. I lolled. Anyways liberalism is in crisis and t̸͔̄͠h̸̪͆͒e̴͕͘͜ ̸͉̩̉̀c̴̟̘̕̕o̸̳͘n̸͉̆̈́ṱ̵̈͜r̸̼̔a̴̲̦͊d̶̝̩̈́͋ȋ̷͙c̴̦̳̐̏t̶̘̱̀i̴̤͉͆̀o̷̦͘n̵̦̋̚s̶̨̓́ a̴̬̾̾r̸̪̼͔̫̠̅ē̷͈̗̳̦̞̂̅ ̸̟̘̏̈́̃̃̃a̸̻͖̝͑̆̐̏͝c̷̱͈̜̲͗͊͆̈́͝c̴̛̺͌́̄e̶̺͉͆ľ̸͙͇̘̰̇͛͐͜e̷̘̖̩̬͂͐̽̋r̵̠̦̞̮͇͂ą̵͉͓̬̂̋t̸̫̖̉̿̀̚i̴̠̓͜ǹ̷̝͎g̸̘͊̊̑ ...ḧ̶̘́͊e̴̤͖͌y̸̩̝̓̀, w̸̬̆̏h̴̠̓̐a̴̡̺̎͝ț̵̅ ̵̝͖̈́t̸̺̑h̷̹͌e̶͠... ̴̫́m̶̙̬̈͝ỹ̵̫̮̚ ̵͕̜͋ṿ̷̙̈͐o̵̟̔i̶̩̹͋c̸̖͐̑e̶̜͊ ̴̬̰́͊i̵̭̞͌s̶̛̲ ̵͕̃̕͜b̸̨̲́r̴̛̟͈͠è̷̥̾a̷̡̬̋͝k̸͇̄̑ḭ̶̰̓n̶̰̞̎͌g̵̡̥͆̀ ̶̡̔̀u̴͝p̵̩̲͇͗͂̽̀͜- ==TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTED== as a citizen subject to U.S. laws and jurisdiction, those who denigrate this great nation or incite insurrection will surely pay dearly for their crimes, both internet crimes and real-life crimes.
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wrong thread

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#53
best part of the “insurrection” thing is that Trump’s only able to be charged with insurrection because this was about as much an insurrection as a college town riot on the night of the big championship. It didn’t challenge the government’s stability, it barely even delayed the event it was meant to interrupt, everyone involved just walked right back out. Even violent conflict is empty pageantry for the theater kids of the bourgeois “”””Republic“”””
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https://www.prisoncensorship.info/article/capital-seizure-demonstrates-need-for-new-democracy/

Another test of principled actions that many communists failed was the reliance and aid to the existing bourgeois institutions such as the FBI and the police. Many radical liberals online have resorted to identifying the Capitol Hill fascists for the police agencies while also hoping these police institutions can repress the fascist movement. The Communist Party of India (Maoist) have had the correct response to this regarding the issue of rape in the country of India. Whereas petty-bourgeois movements call for the death penalty and stronger punishments for rapists in the semi-feudal country, the Maoists recognize that rape is not alien to the system and stronger state forces against these anti-people crimes will result in stronger state repression against the masses.(5) And just like how relying on the bourgeois state to give justice in India will result in the repression against the masses, these acts by radical liberals of relying on the FBI and the police departments will only result in more surveillance and crackdowns on the oppressed people.



i know this might sound wrong and short sighted but maybe our tasks as communists who oppose white nation neofascism isnt to help with police work by identifying those people

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dizastar posted:

help with police work by identifying those people


all we said was look in the mirror

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cars posted:

best part of the “insurrection” thing is that Trump’s only able to be charged with insurrection because this was about as much an insurrection as a college town riot on the night of the big championship. It didn’t challenge the government’s stability, it barely even delayed the event it was meant to interrupt, everyone involved just walked right back out. Even violent conflict is empty pageantry for the theater kids of the bourgeois “”””Republic“”””


The cops seemed to wait for them to get bored once they were inside, just delaying them for a little bit before walking them back out. I think the people involved have also been expecting somebody else in the federal bureaucracy to intervene on their behalf all along. It's a whole thing with the QAnon types who believe that once The Storm begins, the shadow army within the military and 10th Mountain Division will spring into action and resolve the impasse, lock up their enemies, and solve their problems. It doesn't work out that way, but I think it's pretty much the same thing the Democrats believe. There are 20,000 soldiers in D.C. right now and liberals are furiously saluting the tr00ps.

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R Y A N
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"BY THE POWER OF GOD, THIS IS OUR HOUSE, OUR COUNTRY, OUR PEOPLE"
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trO_Ops
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dizastar posted:

i know this might sound wrong and short sighted but maybe our tasks as communists who oppose white nation neofascism isnt to help with police work by identifying those people



No offense but who are you even talking to when you post that on this forum.

#62
They’re literally putting the Hurricane Katrina Guy in charge of the Troops in Washington. LMAO
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#64
“an abundance of caution” has identified 12 of 25,000 national guard deployed to Washington as potential assassins who will be assigned to other duties during the inauguration
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there are many ways a patriot can guard the nation without assassinating joseph biden. i cant think of any off the top of my head but there must be
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cars posted:

“an abundance of caution” has identified 12 of 25,000 national guard deployed to Washington as potential assassins who will be assigned to other duties during the inauguration



I'm surprised they found 12 national guard that liked a Black Lives Matter facebook page

#67
well only 2 of them were reassigned for their posting, the other ten were pulled cause of a failed criminal background check
#68
Death to Amerikkka. Biden 2020. If you think these statements are contradictory you’re part of the problem.
#69
orderly transition of senile rapists