guest features on every episode and include stars like ice cube, tim allen, meryl streep and will ferrel who learn more about craft-culture and slow-living movements.
a big emphasis on the other locals in the bars and lounges, some of whom call him things like 'that vinny', 'old vince' and 'dr. vaughn'. the wait-staff is always mostly women but each place is run by a different chubby bald guy who recommends specialty products for his pal, mr. vaughn.
it's called: hey that's vince! (which is what everyone says when he walks in while blushingly smiling at the ground, a little shy and definitely excited for the treats of the day)
"to catch a predator" but we just set up outside an army recruiting center and harass people coming in and out
that would be a good show imo
Spy vs pie, a show where the different intelligence agencies enter a pie contest.
The NSA contestant requests an advance grant of 35 million dollars to make the Best Pie Ever, receives the money, and doesn't show up. The FBI contestant plates a cardboard printout depicting a pie, insists everyone eats it and denounces anyone who gives it a bad score as a Russian bot. The CIA contestant shoots the judges while his pie is still baking, leaves without turning the oven off, and the venue burns down.