A tv series set in a reality where the nazis won. Its just a documentary about real life, now
People have asked me what I think a nazi run US would look like. I just tell them to look around, than they get pissy.
me having sex w a lady
The mockumentary format needs a rest
Troops making dramatic homecomings from whatever war of aggression except its just the ones without kids or friends
A good idea but bring back the kids as suicide bombers.
tom morello wearing an IWW shirt and hat combo, crying while playing overly emotional bruce springsteen covers for ten hours straight, but his guitar is badly out of tune and he doesn't realize it
i think i'm the target demographic for this show
it’s just a years-long series where NYT sends Bari Weiss to live in and defend every white settler colony on earth— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) January 9, 2019
Commentator: Absolutely amazing, 74 consecutive years and counting! How do they do it?
*standing ovation of hooting and hollering*
Award Winner: Please everyone... I just... thank you so much... I just have a few words to say... thank you... *pulls out handkerchief to wipe away tears* ... I want to thank the white settlers of Amerikkka for making this possible. No please, sit down, this is too much... *a canon on stage shoots flags into the audience*.
Commentator: And who said empires don't last forever? *laughter and fart sounds heard in the background*
Award Winner: Sanctions, death squads, drones, regime change... these are incredible times friends. Widespread death and destruction, families forever destroyed... *voice is drowned out by cheering and chanting.*
Commentator: Looks like another successful year for this all consuming death machine.
soemthing awful forum moderator
He was one irl
Smash cut to Dr Josef Mengele and his secret cloning lab in the depths of the Brazilian jungle, creating an unstoppable army of computer janitors to dominate the world of Massively Multiplayer Online Gaming,
its a distillation of every reason why i don't watch tv and its always on the tv in the break room at work, we can't change the channel or turn it off. they hardcoded it so folks wouldn't sit around watching tv when they supposed to be working thinking the weather channel is boring crap but times have changed. now the folks who used to get glued to the screen watching drag races and bloodsports are talking about el nino and how the european climate model predicts hurricanes more accurately than noaa
a reality show following john guido around as he declares himself the boss of various jobs and just starts trying to pretend like he's in charge now and acts like hes doing stuff and telling everyone what to do. supreme chancellor of venezuela, urologist, olympic athlete, soemthing awful forum moderator, NASA mission controller, sushi chef, grand dragon of tennessee, brexit negotiator,
criminally underrated post.