88888 posted:diet coke ☕
motherfucker...
tears posted:too lazy to pre-heat the soy milk so its coffee with curdled gloop
liceo posted:cold coffee = great cheap cocktails that Fuck you Up.
e.g.
gin + Coldbrew
brandy + Coldbrew
vodka + Coldbrew
amaro + Coldbrew
wild irish rose + Coldbrew
white wine + Coldbrew
white and red vermouth + Coldbrew
whiskey + Coldbrew
scotch + Coldbrew
maddog2020 + Coldbrew
moonshine + Coldbrew
limoncello + Coldbrew
amaretto + Coldbrew
tequila + Coldbrew
+ Coldbrew
this but with ampersands on a t-shirt
toyot posted:i quit coffee. imperialist plantation slop raising my blood pressure. i've got maoism for that.
there u go, start importing oolong from china for maximum maoism
Zoe posted:lotsa milk & lotsa sugar is da only way babeyy
shriekingviolet posted:a magpie shit in my coffee while i was weeding
so out of 10? don't keep us in suspense
I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
Who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his cup of cawfee in his hands,
And drank of it.
I said, “Is it good, friend?”
“It is bitter—bitter,” he answered;
“But I like it
“Because it is bitter,
“And because it is my heart.”