#81

ialdabaoth posted:

i didn't have high expectations of doughnut shop coffee tbh. for clarification where does mokapot stovetop 'espresso' fall on the chart


oh my god, "cold brew" should have been the catch-all category for homemade fancy coffee. i will never live this down. fuck. fuck1!

#82
yeah you really screwed ip this time. i guess ill just have to assume that camping/cowboy coffee means instant coffee AS WELL AS just boiling unground beans in a pot of water like some sort of coureur du bois !
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#84
on august 6th, lets all go to fancy cafes and ask for the unionizing coffee
#85
coffee: grown by peons in slave conditions at the mercy of cut throat corps and commodity speculators

meth: cooked by cheerful independent artisans running local community based businesses

meth: the ethical choice
#86
if you buy meth in canada a significant cut of the money goes to neonazi gangs like the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, and I know the situation is similar in the states, so really there is no ethical choice here.
#87
i now dont even have time to drink coffee in the morning
#88
good news coffee drinkers, i am drinking a coffee

its awful
#89

toyotathon posted:

having a coffee, and thinking about how osama killed bankers and cops, 2 towers literally named imperialism towers, and some bonus pentagon shitheads. also how when the seals assassinated him, his codename was 'geronimo'.


#90
i brew french press coffee because the slow, deliberate plunge of the filter and the subsequent splashing of hot liquid into a nearby container is a kinetic echo-prayer to my one true god, the guillotine.
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#92
got a blender off of the german equivalent of free stuff on craigslist and now i am fucked up on bullet proof coffee
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#94
same
#95
everyone keeps talking of this new place called starbucks so i thought lets get my fix of cold sugary goodness this hot afternoon from there and ordered some hibiscus lemonade and goddamn it's like drinking fucking electroswing
#96
RAN OUT OF COFFEE so i'm drinking tea as i prepare my suicide note (Cause of deatH: ran out of coffee)
#97
running outof coffee, sounds rough. that's not a problem i ever have to deal w because i don't have coffee to run out of . problem solved. drinking tea rn, feeling p smug and full of myself & of tea
#98
my best friend from childhood once described going over to a neighbor kid's house, and the kid went into the bathroom and took a leak with the door open, and said to no one in particular, "Water in my pee, I put it there last night." I think about that sometimes
#99
Drinking some nighttime coffee. CoffeeE is best at night
#100
the best part of coming in to the office for a night meeting is getting that cold mud at the bottom of the pot from the morning's batch
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#102
The Caffeine just hit my esophageal lining, just now
#103
zazzin'