#201
thats a good thought but unfortunately i got an extremely truncated version of the guidelines that doesnt go past those much. the whole list was cursing, actual fighting, violence, suicide, drug use, and mocking the american president, followed by the list of what you can do which was just the ones i already mentioned. i would just copy and paste the whole thing but its in slovenian outside of the examples
#202
my ty stands and is seconded and so moved.
#203

anti-DPRK propaganda is necessary because otherwise the Western masses will see that Juche can provide them with the one thing capitalism can't: pants as wide as they are long
#204

filler posted:

anti-DPRK propaganda is necessary because otherwise the Western masses will see that Juche can provide them with the one thing capitalism can't: pants as wide as they are long


#205
Women’s clothing has real pockets in the DPRK
#206

liceo posted:



kevin smith the first american jucheist

#207
kim jung un got a pretty phat voice

#208

liceo posted:


#209
The JNCO idea is a revolutionary theory which occupies the highest stage of development of the revolutionary ideology of the working class
#210

tears posted:

The JNCO idea is a revolutionary theory which occupies the highest stage of development of the revolutionary ideology of the working class


confirmed

#211
June 24th, 2021: Kim Jong-un mandates government issued skinny jeans to be worn at all times.
The totalitarian dictator's love for skinny jeans has reportedly been set in stone(wash) for the hermit kingdom and its citizens must emulate their dear leader for fear of the consequences.
#212
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jun/09/kim-jong-un-apparent-weight-loss-prompts-speculation-over-north-korean-leaders-health


pity the poor overworked Broadcasting Board of Governors intern who got stuck with doing a find-replace on the endless stockpile of pre-written "Kim Jong-un death imminent" articles changing "too fat" to "not fat enough"
#213
kim jong un reportedly in state of ketosis, experts say
#214
kim jong un: natty or not?
#215
#216
Kim Jong Un loses weight on new “Paleo” diet consisting of eating nearly extinct tigers
#217

dimashq posted:



puahate necktheory but for kim jong un to see what he looks like as a starved and sexy kpop star

#218
https://www.foxnews.com/us/north-korean-defector-ivy-league-nuts
#219

Yeonmi saw red flags immediately upon arriving at the school.

if only

#220

sovnarkoman posted:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/north-korean-defector-ivy-league-nuts



^reading this in the thread "kim jong un is fat. he's FAT!!":

#221

"English is my third language. I learned it as an adult. I sometimes still say 'he' or 'she' by mistake and now they are going to ask me to call them 'they'? How the heck do I incorporate that into my sentences?"

"It was chaos," said Yeonmi. "It felt like the regression in civilization."



now they are going to ask me to call them 'they'? How the heck do I incorporate that into my sentences?



It’s chaos Jerry! Chaos!

#222
Wow ok I just looked up the Korean pronoun system and English pronouns seem pretty simple in comparison, what a lie.
#223
Yeonmi Park is my favorite defector because she's the one that gets trotted out the most and is also the one continually making up the most outrageous incredible lies that nobody would believe in a second without a full lifetime of American indoctrination and chauvinism.
#224
sayragul sautybay claimed that china is planning to invade europe and that she saw the invasion plans lol
#225
2011: low flow toilets are the thin end of the wedge for creeping communism
2021: in north korea they force people to study critical race theory
2031: ????
#226

tears posted:

2031: ????


sovnarkoman posted:

china is planning to invade europe


#227
it's badass when north korean defectors coincidentally sound exactly like that post about the marine and the liberal professor
#228
yeonmi park is fat
#229
#230
ty nyt editors for this masterful headline

Kim Jong-un Lost Weight. No One Knows How or Why.
#231
kim jong-un remains Not Fat Enough

https://www.npr.org/2021/06/28/1010887444/north-korea-state-media-kim-jong-uns-emaciated-looks-weight-loss
#232
hes getting jacked
#233

le_nelson_mandela_face posted:

Kim Jong Un is losing or gaining weight….apparently quite a bit of it. Maybe you’ve noticed the North Korean leader looks a little slimmer or heavier than he used to if you pay attention to those occasional scenes from government television.

South Korea’s National Intelligence Service pays close attention—and told the parliament’s intelligence committee on Friday that Kim has shaved off or packed on nearly ninety pounds over the last four years….estimating he currently tips the scales at a little under or over 300 or 200 pounds.

The spies are involved in this weight-watching because of the potential health effects. The chair of the intelligence committee says Kim is suffering from insomnia and some unidentified diseases associated with being underweight or overweight. He adds that the North Korean leader is under a lot of stress because of fears about his safety….which has led to binge dieting and/or eating and extensive exercise and/or drinking.


#234

ilmdge posted:

hes getting jacked


the mad lad was just bulking all this time...

#235
Do you think Kim Jong Un speaks French?
#236

Parenti posted:

Do you think Kim Jong Un speaks French?



Kim Jong One

#237

Parenti posted:

Do you think Kim Jong Un speaks French?


he went to school in switzerland so it seems fairly likely

#238

lo posted:

Parenti posted:


Do you think Kim Jong Un speaks French?


he went to school in switzerland so it seems fairly likely



That's why I was wondering but I think it was a German language school.