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as a prior us marine who fought for your freedom,
While the virgin gamers are screeching, the chad athletes have recognized the unified Chinese Nation
my heart skipped a beat there
At the police station, we can take pictures of ourselves with red hands, posting on social media with the hashtag #redhandedrebellion. This will additionally force the police into a dilemma situation, as people line up waiting to turn themselves in.
Chief of Police: Sir... the protesters have forced us into a dilemma situation.
Mayor: Jesus Christ.
Chief of Police: In all my years of using my badge to harm nature, I never planned on this.
Mayor: But can't you simply arrest them?
Chief of Police: You don't understand. If we arrest them, they've won. Eventually, we'll have arrested them all. And we'll be stuck.
Mayor: Game over.
Chief of Police: Exactly.
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Life-sized model shows what office workers might look like in 20 years
In just 20 years' time, the average office worker will have a hunched back, protruding stomach and sore eyes, according to a life-sized doll developed as part of a report into workplace health.