Update:
— Clifford Levy (@cliffordlevy) October 24, 2018
An explosive device was also sent to the office of former President Obama.
Three explosive devices now found, sent to:
Soros.
Hillary Clinton.
Obama.https://t.co/APv2W7S70R
1. Perpetrator gonna be revealed to be some white nationalist 4channer, perhaps even with a history of violence and or armed service
2. The Dems will say this is the fault of communists harassing people at restaurants, both sides are too divided blah blah blah
3. “We need to support the FBI who protect against us”
3a. Maybe it was russia or Maduro or Assad
4. Dems won’t campaign on this at all and will embarrass themselves in midterms
5. Donald trump will say he wishes the bombs worked in a 2020 debate and will still win the presidency.
weird pic.twitter.com/rIJU776THF
— @BurgerKingFOIA (@HenryKrinkIe) October 23, 2018
Edit: Oh wait, guess they can't do that since they're Soros backed
c_man posted:Hank posted these yesterday, which could be totally unrelated, but now he has a history of ESleuthing, so....
weird pic.twitter.com/rIJU776THF
— @BurgerKingFOIA (@HenryKrinkIe) October 23, 2018
to the class of 2015
c_man posted:Le strategy of tension face
However, what he did not know is that by the time he had gotten in on the craze almost every other Pokemon had been chosen already by the various other trainers.
Only two were left. A Chansey and a Magikarp. He stared deep into Chansey's eyes and saw nothing but perfectly stupid bliss staring back at him. He was not pleased. Then he stared into the eyes of Magikarp and it was there that he saw it. A rage that matched his own, a rage that empowered Magikarp to reach for great heights.
Doom picked Magikarp and asked Professor Oak what moves it knew. When Oak explained that it only knew splash, and then what splash was. Doom frowned harshly.
Oak would pay for this treachery.
rolaids posted:Pretty straightforward how this will go.
1. Perpetrator gonna be revealed to be some white nationalist 4channer, perhaps even with a history of violence and or armed service
2. The Dems will say this is the fault of communists harassing people at restaurants, both sides are too divided blah blah blah
3. “We need to support the FBI who protect against us”
3a. Maybe it was russia or Maduro or Assad
4. Dems won’t campaign on this at all and will embarrass themselves in midterms
5. Donald trump will say he wishes the bombs worked in a 2020 debate and will still win the presidency.
donald trump is going to make bomb jokes by halloween. *pulls sleeves of giant suit over hands, flails the cuffs about* ooh i'm robert deniro
There's that gamerGo Trump and Kanye pic.twitter.com/7uG1wAUzop
— Cesar Altieri (@hardrock2016) October 12, 2018
— Cesar Altieri (@hardrock2016) June 22, 2016
🤔🤔🤔
cars posted:Nobody died and there's nothing to gawk at so the story can't stay on top in U.S. media for long. They should've burned down a building Washington reporters see every day, like a massage parlor or family court.
that is where you're wrong, my friend. Florida Bomberman sent a package to CNN, so much like how the media ignored Yemen for years but suddenly wanted a state funeral for one of OBL's old jihadi buddies just because he *had a column*, so too will journalists never shut up about this
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le_nelson_mandela_face posted:who would be the funniest rhizzone poster to end up killing someone? i propose to you that it would be cycloneman bombing a fertility clinic
A bleary eyed drunk stumbles up to the rally podium, "Sir, you'errrve done so much to, I mean uhrhuhgh, for, the people of this state, I'd liierrrghke like to shake your hand." Florida governor soon to be senator Rick Scott grimaces at the disheveled wreck of a man before him: reeking of liquor, hair stringy and unkempt, his beer gut as impressive as it is disturbing in its corpulence.
This will be an easy photo op, he thinks, just another brief unpleasant moment with this misbegotten swamp creature for those damn social medias, a small sacrifice to keep the bribes and boardroom coke lines flowing. He grins his famous rictus grin and grasps the moist, doughy hamhock of a hand held before him. The hand of the common American, made soft and pliable by cheap booze and high fructose corn syrup, weak and... Wait. Surprisingly strong. Time passes, the cameras have flashed, and his hand is still held. The moment has become awkward, he tries to wriggle out but his thin hand is engulfed, squirming to be free, no use, trapped. For the first time he looks the man before him straight in the eyes, and behind the deadened boozy glaze he sees shining deep within the sharp gleam of true hatred. It is too late now.
Forums poster tpaine's jaw creaks and groans, first from atrophied disuse as he smiles for the first time in years, then louder from strain as he unhinges his jaw in a mighty gurgling bellow. His distended beer gut deflates as he disgorges onto his captive's face a seemingly endless torrent of fetid steel reserve, concentrated into an acrid solvent by weeks stagnating within his barely functioning guts. Rick Scott's flesh melts from his bones like tissue paper in a storm drain. The steaming skeleton remains standing for one moment, held upright by its still clutched hand, before collapsing into a puddle of stinking gore. FATALITY
le_nelson_mandela_face posted:who would be the funniest rhizzone poster to end up killing someone? i propose to you that it would be cycloneman bombing a fertility clinic
mustang joins ISIS, spells out STALIN GENOCIDED NON-WHITES in detcord behind the armory, no survivors
le_nelson_mandela_face posted:who would be the funniest rhizzone poster to end up killing someone? i propose to you that it would be cycloneman bombing a fertility clinic
getfiscal posted:Sam Kriss detonator semtex credible target u-238 plutonium pakistan islamabad training explosives nuclear fission reaction
Gyrofry: Very carefully
Caesura109 posted:keep seeing "maga chud" everywhere, i guess the chapo show has won the leftist culture war