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Nippon
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when i am talking to a person who seriously complains about everybody getting a trophy i roll my eyes irl. who gives a shit if all the kids get a memento that they can be proud of, like even under the most peyote-added application of the butterfly effect it made the slightest difference who won a soccer game for eight year olds in hibbing, minnestoa
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I think I have one trophy and yeah Goatstein picked it, it'sfor participating in the Eastwood under-8s soccer team
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Ive won awards for implementation of software, broadcast journalism, limerick, competitive swimming, the thing where you run with a number bib, whichever combat sport is the gayest, and best magic the gathering player.
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I was going to jump on the dick av bandwagon but i forgot my av on heres the tired dog and not matt the law lindland
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I'm nimbooda
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Mike Nelson here.
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discipline posted:

lol this guy picking at me on twitter about prostitution then he turns around and sez Oh God Why Do You Keep Talking About This With Me

that's actually a good question. don't waste your life.

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leave hibbing out of this, goat
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Nippon
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Goethestein posted:

feminists, don't have a cow

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Nippon
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i watched an episode of The client list today and i don't understand why men who look like that would need to get tug jobs from massage whores. my immersion
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Nippon
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it's definitely the most PG rated work of fiction about a brothel ever, you could run this show on ABC Family with less than 30 seconds of cuts per hour. is this a mainstreaming of sex work?
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Goethestein posted:



Gary!! It's Gary

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LET'S FUCK!!! I'll FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES AHAHAHAHAHA
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Kurdt
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Today
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Nippon
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The NCMEC estimated in 2003 that 20% of all pornography traded over the Internet was child pornography



lmao yeah right

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Nippon
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like dont get me wrong, i'm sure there is a lot of child pornography on the internet. i am also sure that there are a lot of jellyfish in the ocean but i don't think that they constitute 20% of its volume
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hi
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Goethestein posted:

The NCMEC estimated in 2003 that 20% of all pornography traded over the Internet was child pornography

lmao yeah right


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#1388
Nippon
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2003....that was the era of kazaa and limewire clips of porn scenes that took eight hours to arrive. sarah michelle gellar cleavage. realplayer updates. what cavemen we were
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Nippon
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tpaine posted:

Goethestein posted:

like dont get me wrong, i'm sure there is a lot of child pornography on the internet. i am also sure that there are a lot of jellyfish in the ocean but i don't think that they constitute 20% of its volume

wait what does one have to do with the other



its an analogy tpaine.

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Nippon
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back in those days, though, you really appreciated your porn clips. you spent eight hours downloading a ten-minute scene and it turned out to be actually worthwhile, you treasured it. not like today, these kids, gluttons, overstimulated, no appreciation.
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roseweird posted:

Goethestein posted:

like dont get me wrong, i'm sure there is a lot of child pornography on the internet. i am also sure that there are a lot of jellyfish in the ocean but i don't think that they constitute 20% of its volume

but how much jellyfish pornography do you think there is




although genki genki is just one website, its power is such that it could be said to deform the surrounding topography. the metric for measuring internet potency is in Kse's (Kilograms of Salaryman Erections)

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Goethestein posted:

like dont get me wrong, i'm sure there is a lot of child pornography on the internet. i am also sure that there are a lot of jellyfish in the ocean but i don't think that they constitute 20% of its volume



It's weird because that when I was a kid and they gave you the "stranger danger" talks, the implication was if you did go into a stranger's van for candy he's going to touch you in your' swimsuit area. i.e. http://www.ep.tc/problems/fifteen/index.html

Now they're going around claiming that kids shouldn't talk to strangers because they will abduct and sell them into white slavery rings, I mean what changed?

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More time has passed since the soviet union fell
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roseweird posted:

all cheese is rape



i was a vegetarian for five years until last month when i met my first actually stereotypically rude and weird vegan and she kept saying that dairy was rape and telling me i was a horrible monster for "only" being vegetarian and i sorta realized i was hypocritically participating in the exact same kind of consumer activism i constantly shit on otherwise and went and ate some chicken lol

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yeah i basically came to the conclusion that it is a valuable ascetic choice to gain self-control and think compassionately and whatever other personal bullshit and would support anyone and everyone who can doing it for those reasons but the politics of it are not supportable at all
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Nippon
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tpaine youve seemed super belligerent lately. whats up man. lets rap *sits on stoop*
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Nippon
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don't mind me, just abandoning my principles because somebody to my left offended me. godspeed, Every Reactionary In History
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