A Broem

a rhizzone community article by — published
Women discarded like old cigarette cartons
Stalking hip streets in a new pair of Docses
Pasty Don Juan in jade leather Martens
Boy-curls gel-molded into new hair-a-doxes

("But I would never wear Doc Martens!" you feebly protest.)

Bless the Libertine's nose-bleeds with divine ben-addiction!
And his late nights with Theory, and his powdered Utopia
Communist of Leisure! Oh, entwined contradiction!
Who flees his own absurdity in pronounced Zeno-phobia. :B heheh

("Plenty of Communists do drugs!" you whine with dismay.)

I wrote this Broem to Redeem you, not Enthrall you or Thrill you
If you don't stop doing Cocaine, it is going to Kill you.

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Discussion of A Broem on tHE r H i z z o n E:

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Harry the Hat
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Thanks... Hope it reaches Dead Ken's ears before it's too late...
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penitent
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thank you for the poem. i have now joined the church of jesus christ of latter-day saints
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some of the best poetry is in RAP MUSIC
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penitent
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agreado
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penitent
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FAST RAP MAGIC
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I like coke
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penitent
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it will kill you newt. seek christ, and also the latter-day saints. i dont know who they are but i guess thats why you gotta seek em
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i really dont see how coke kills anyone except i guess coke dealers who get shot or whatever
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also i'm doing much better drugs than coke. maybe that was meant for ken idk
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there are not enough bro posts in the brolag
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i knew a girl who knew a girl who did a fat line of coke that had been cut w/ ground up glass and died the fuck out of her life
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penitent
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when i got beat up on the street + was bleeding copiously from my mouth my friend was like 'just rub some coke into your gums bro' and i didnt do that. so maybe im salvageable
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Impper posted:
i really dont see how coke kills anyone except i guess coke dealers who get shot or whatever



uppers are p. bad for the cardiovascular system duder



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as a corollary: i just ate 3 boxes of cereal in 1 sitting

someday i'm either going to finish dieting or i'm going to end up being a professional eater for a living. either way, this course of action seems to be leading to high places
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Poronto
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what's Wurst of all is none of you have a decent career except impper. is he gonna hafta come up with jobs for the bros? are u all gonna get brojobs from impper
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i wrote another poem. it's called 'pret'

I stole a sandwich from Pret, a gourmet creation -
Falafel, red pepper, marinara sauce in a tortilla wrap,
An unexpected combination of flavors:
It tasted as bad as it sounds
I picked off the red peppers . . .
Their texture didn't fit, not at all, but
I ate the wrap in the sun, hunched on a guardrail,
Over a popular river, which I dropped the peppers into,
And smoked a ciggi, sneering at tourists, though honestly
I like them. A Frenchman asked if I wouldn't mind
If he took my photograph; later, a two story bus
Passed by, and Japanese people snapped pictures
Of the river, I guess, though some of them
Pointed their cameras at me. Maybe
I was really authentic, with my bad posture,
Stuffing my face with bad food, feeling like
The nourishment of my soul was on-going
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AmericanNazbro posted:

Impper posted:
i really dont see how coke kills anyone except i guess coke dealers who get shot or whatever

uppers are p. bad for the cardiovascular system duder



ya but so is like everything else a bro would conceivably do

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Impper posted:
i wrote another poem. it's called 'pret'

I stole a sandwich from Pret, a gourmet creation -
Falafel, red pepper, marinara sauce in a tortilla wrap,
An unexpected combination of flavors:
It tasted as bad as it sounds
I picked off the red peppers . . .
Their texture didn't fit, not at all, but
I ate the wrap in the sun, hunched on a guardrail,
Over a popular river, which I dropped the peppers into,
And smoked a ciggi, sneering at tourists, though honestly
I like them. A Frenchman asked if I wouldn't mind
If he took my photograph; later, a two story bus
Passed by, and Japanese people snapped pictures
Of the river, I guess, though some of them
Pointed their cameras at me. Maybe
I was really authentic, with my bad posture,
Stuffing my face with bad food, feeling like
The nourishment of my soul was on-going



Did u have a nice lunch on the Chicago river?

I saw some pics recently of all this underground-city shit underneath Wacker drive, it looked dope.

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yea, it wasnt really nice though i was in a kind of sexual frenzy for unrelated reasons and i really was sneering at people like crazy and those ppl taking pictures of me actually happened haha. the stuff under wacker isn't that impressive, but there are a lot of weird tunnels and passages if you like that sort of thing
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Impper posted:
yea, it wasnt really nice though i was in a kind of sexual frenzy for unrelated reasons



So not because of the tortilla wrap?

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that sandwich sounds godawful lol what the FUCK
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:
that sandwich sounds godawful lol what the FUCK

yeap it was legitimately fucking terrible. not even worth stealin

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Ironicwarcriminal posted:

Impper posted:
yea, it wasnt really nice though i was in a kind of sexual frenzy for unrelated reasons

So not because of the tortilla wrap?

the only tortilla wraps that tickle my fancy r qdoba's

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IM GOING TO TAHT GIRLS HOUSE WHO I MENTIOEND EARLIER GONNA HAEV SEX. FINALLY NO LONGER A VIRGIN. EAT SHIT MAGGOTMASTER
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a mighty sandwich. a heroic sandwich. a poem can not do such a wondrous culinary divination - that is meat & cheese between bread - justice
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:
IM GOING TO TAHT GIRLS HOUSE WHO I MENTIOEND EARLIER GONNA HAEV SEX. FINALLY NO LONGER A VIRGIN. EAT SHIT MAGGOTMASTER



that's good man. stay safe.

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Make sure you get audio and written proof of her consenting to sexual intercourse. Reddit.com/r/mansrights for more info
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Goldgelbes Löwenäffchen
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fape posted:
me and lowenaffchen are going to hack this forum.


i cant hack. i cant hack!

#32
drivel of drunken hags
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i have a whole cache of phreaking txt files
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GoldenLionTamarin posted:

fape posted:
me and lowenaffchen are going to hack this forum.

i cant hack. i cant hack!



if you need to find someone who can hack, look no further than impper. i saw this kid on the basketball court, bro posted up and looked like he was doing the windmill. shameful.

#34
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daaam son. aint posted up since high school, who needs it when you have this move called the blow-by
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i hope he has sex but i know he'll be back in here after a few hours w/ a story about how he awkwardly watched a movie with a girl and her boyfriend
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Posting on lf within 90 seconds of having sex was my record I think
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this is hippiekiller666 we're talking about here bros...
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But if niggas disrespect me Imma impregnate they broads son. Straight up b. Imma send a lightning bolt to they cribs. Imma strike they broads wit lightning n have them seeded up on some ‘now you havin a niggas baby you very welcome’ type shit. N you gon be goin thru life thinkin the shit all good like ‘ayo she havin my baby’ or whatever…but nah. Word is bond n when that baby pops out n got a hand the size of a baseball glove…n that shit is glowin wit fire you gon kno what the deal is. That baby gon put hands on you n slap the manhood out you b.
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i was going to write a really disgusting poem about shit but after looking at those rage comics goatstein is posting im not sure i can compete
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