We don't have a fancy signup form anymore due to abuse. Email with your preferred username (no spaces, max 20 characters) and a link to some other internet presence, such as a blog, twitter, other forum posts, the multinational corporation you own, or whatever, so we can double-check that you're probably not a nazi or a full-blown schizophrenic (yet), and we'll set you up. Information is fully anonymous, will never be associated with your account, and will be deleted after we read it. Thanks!