Totalitarian British Regime Can't Feed Its Own People

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state-controlled media in the isolated, nuclear-armed regime of hereditary ruler Elizabeth II was forced to admit today that its inefficient economic policies have resulted in nationwide shortages of chicken meat:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-43110910 posted:

Fast-food chain KFC has closed hundreds of outlets across the UK after they ran out of chicken



in stark contrast to official propaganda publicly displaying scenes of lavish plenty, even children living under the brutal regime were forced to go hungry in many cases:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-43110910 posted:

One KFC customer, Claire, told BBC Radio 5 live she was surprised when she went out with her children at the weekend.

"We went on Saturday night to our local KFC in Luton and queued for about 20 minutes in the drive-thru, about 15 cars in the queue, and when we got to the actual counter and asked for our standard family bucket, we were told there was no chicken," she said.

"The kids, who are nine-year-old twins, they wanted chicken and clearly it wasn't available, so we said there's nothing available that we wanted, and we then had the joy of queuing to get back out again."





periodic shortages of food are commonplace in the xenophobic state of North Europe Island (officially known as "United Kingdom"), which seeks to deliberately isolate itself against its geographical neighbours in order to pursue outdated systems of economics and agriculture.


such crises are even more frequent outside the capital, London, which the North Europe Island Regime carefully presents to the world as an emblem of its "strong and stable" political order. only last year, the occupied provincial region of Wales was starved of tea, deodorant, ice cream and "Marmite" - a yeast byproduct of other food production that locals must consume instead of ordinary condiments:
https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/scale-marmite-shortage-tesco-stores-12021102

North Europe Island's crops frequently fail under the regime's chronic mismanagement and backwards agricultural policy. A severe shortage of fresh vegetable produce last year, due to crop failures that some suggest were deliberately orchestrated by the state, led to empty shelves, the rationing of food and a burgeoning black market:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/03/lettuce-black-market-emerges-amid-national-salad-shortage/ posted:

Supermarkets rationing salad and vegetables has led to the emergence of a new "black market", as experts urge shoppers to buy more seasonal British produce.


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/03/lettuce-black-market-emerges-amid-national-salad-shortage/ posted:

On Thursday Tesco and Morrisons launched a crackdown to prevent customers from buying more than three Spanish-grown iceberg lettuces at a time in a bid to preserve stock.




part of the reason behind the North Europe Island famines is its bellicose nationalistic foreign policy. based on a principle of economic self-reliance, the regime takes frequent steps to exclude non ethnically-British workers from the food production process, meaning that even the scant pickings of domestic agriculture often never make it to citizens, instead rotting where they grow:

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2018/feb/09/lack-of-migrant-workers-left-food-rotting-in-uk-fields-last-year-data-reveals posted:

Lack of migrant workers left food rotting in UK fields last year, data reveals


recent food shortages in North Europe Island are thought to have only seriously affected innocent civilians. members of the armed forces and police, celebrated above all other individuals in the militaristic hermit state, appear to have been given first priority over ordinary citizens and generally remain well-fed throughout the frequent crises:



Urgent Call for Solidarity and Support:
please use this thread to post any additional humanitarian information about the privations and shortages suffered under the backwards and inefficient "free market" economic system imposed by the Elizabethan regime, or by the despotic rulers of other rogue NATO states.

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got an an almost fresh fourteen piece bargin bucket for sale, 40 quid ono
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Ffront page
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Amazing
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Petrol posted:

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UNUSUALY COOL
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they tell me today that Mr Corbyn has allowed the fall of ČSSR. Mr Corbyn. Where were you
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UNUSUALY COOL
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*little beard man runs southeastward with Thatcher's lower body*
HOVER THATCHER: Gor blimey me legs!!
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sOmEwHeRe OvEr ThE rAiNbOw
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food poverty is a mega thing in the uk so yeah but fuck chicken
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Dont Mess With Sucess
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The massive British death squad MI6 has fatally poisoned a famous wheelchair-bound physicist for his anti-capitalist statements
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Hawking, from his last Reddit comment (lol):

If machines produce everything we need, the outcome will depend on how things are distributed. Everyone can enjoy a life of luxurious leisure if the machine-produced wealth is shared, or most people can end up miserably poor if the machine-owners successfully lobby against wealth redistribution.
So far, the trend seems to be toward the second option, with technology driving ever-increasing inequality.

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the place where they do the politics on the island its cooll to hate resounded with the cries of the peoples representatives demanding a land war in asia because someone ate a poisoned pizza or something, havent really been paying attention but theresa may has assured the masses that she will be doing some serious hacking against russia to keep us all safe and also maybe bomb some syrian villages
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ČSSR SHATTERED BY REACTIONARIES

AND STILL NO ARRESTS?

HOW COME, MISTER CORBYN?

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https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/mar/15/uks-claims-questioned-doubts-emerge-about-source-of-salisburys-novichok
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Dont Mess With Sucess
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How is casus belli formed

How country get belligarent
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It was on the news this mroing a putin in ar who had kill his three spys,
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Sergei is Died Assassination Kill a Spy in a Restaurant CNN-News
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the misanthropic idea that i get hung up on (wrongly, i admit) is that they're just really fucking stupid. i know there are all sorts of ideological avenues that western liberals are led down due to the obvious congruence of imperialist strategic objectives and their collective payday and that this mode of analysis tends to bear more fruit than just observing the obvious fact that these people are credulous armchair dumbshits who desperately want to believe they are the most objective and rational mind to ever grace The Discourse and thats why they alone are necessary to pierce the veil of Stalin 2's insidious internet propaganda campaign but: i just don't want to do it anymore.
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I like to read the articles that say "incontrovertible evidence both material and circumstantial" and then list it: "the toxin was one that was only made by the Soviet Union in the 70s" and .....

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Russia. I mean it basically has Russia all over it. It's an ex-Russian spy, and, well, look they're coming to get us.

incontrovertible.

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catchphrase
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mt.real
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off/on topic depending on how you look at it, i thought this thread was recent and real because the grocery store down the street was weirdly out of a lot of things last week while i had the worst toothache of my life (and the dentists here are legally unable to prescribe painkillers so if you want real painkilling you have to find a clinic, argue with the receptionist for a while about the fact that yes they can prescribe painkillers for dental pain, and sit in the bread line at the clinic for four hours, speaking of bread lines. this country is amazing. at least it was free a bit less than $100 US. i am leaving this year, this is my promise to myself)

(actually though, you know what, medicine here is like 50 cents once you're allowed to have some, and that's one nice thing. maybe the only nice thing)
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drwhat posted:

off/on topic depending on how you look at it, i thought this thread was recent and real because the grocery store down the street was weirdly out of a lot of things last week while i had the worst toothache of my life (and the dentists here are legally unable to prescribe painkillers so if you want real painkilling you have to find a clinic, argue with the receptionist for a while about the fact that yes they can prescribe painkillers for dental pain, and sit in the bread line at the clinic for four hours, speaking of bread lines. this country is amazing. at least it was free a bit less than $100 US. i am leaving this year, this is my promise to myself)

(actually though, you know what, medicine here is like 50 cents once you're allowed to have some, and that's one nice thing. maybe the only nice thing)



socialized medicine? no thanks!

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littlegreenpills posted:

socialized medicine? no thanks!


it's two-tier here. (plus usage fees.) socialized medicine works better in canada imx.

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drwhat posted:

socialized medicine works better in canada imx.


that's pretty depressing because uh, ain't too hot out here rn

while I was in Winnipeg I talked to a bunch of locals about the gutting of their health care system that's happening under their new provincial govt, it wasn't fantastic before but it is truly amazing how much they've managed to destroy so quickly. I've been used to the slow subtle strangling back in alberta, guess they had some catching up to do

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the entire excuse for this ethnic cleansing is that, while anyone born in the empire in that time period was a citizen, only the ones who moved to Britain proper before 1973 kept that status. burn all the empire's landing cards & insist no other documentation is valid and you can pretend that they must've only snuck in last month

now if you're black and you were actually born on the british mainland, don't worry, you can just report to a home office deportation centre once a week for a few months while they procrastinate looking for your birth certificate, after which they'll not apologize. and when you next need to go to the hospital or register to vote you'll get to do it all over again

this has effectively stripped citizenship off of all black people. i really never thought i'd see this in my lifetime
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the chicken meat is back now
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it's a really terrible place. i'm in the airport waiting to board to go back. i visited canada and it was nice. dumb, but nice. i want to leave early but i can't break my lease because the agency wanted 2.5 months of rent in deposit (and apparently this is normal) and that's enough for a car in most countries so haha. anyway, god save the queen, pip pip
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drwhat posted:

it's a really terrible place. i'm in the airport waiting to board to go back. i visited canada and it was nice. dumb, but nice. i want to leave early but i can't break my lease because the agency wanted 2.5 months of rent in deposit (and apparently this is normal) and that's enough for a car in most countries so haha. anyway, god save the queen, pip pip



i havent lived there for almost 10 years now and i was floored to find that deposits are no longer 1 month's rent in general. fuckkk

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castles...just big houses. ruins of tacky feudal mcmansions everywhere on this island
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