#1
Ode to Maggot Master

Listen: City, Urban Beat.
Genderfree Beneath Booted Feet.
O Woe to you Brown Chilean Child,
Paradox Games Your Only Smile.
Such Wretched Land and Sadness Deary,
Nice Weather, Son, but My Back is Weary.
Toil Ninety Per Cent the Day,
Keeping Nerds and Profs at Bay.
Return to Your Hovel, Poor and Humble.
Give Your Twig and Stones a Jumble.
Watching Anime Sweet Bliss.
I would Murder, for this, for this.
#2
this is dumb & pathetic
#3
Gars.
#4
actually its awesome. all the nouns seem to be capitalized
#5

Impper posted:
actually its awesome. all the nouns seem to be capitalized


it's like a tea party comment on a television news site

#6
im writing a history paper about 18th C politics so all the documents are written in that style i guess thats why that happened

might be why teabaggers write like that too haha
#7
its like a crosspost from spectrumsupport.com's attempt at a helldump
#8
IF U THINK IM AWESOME UPVOTE MY HONKEY AZZ
#9
Not really sure whats going on there, but if its art its GOOD. god is GOOD!
#10
This is beautiful and I cried.
#11
so whats the situation here
#12

babyfinland posted:
Ode to Maggot Master

Listen: City, Urban Beat.
Genderfree Beneath Booted Feet.
O Woe to you Brown Chilean Child,
Paradox Games Your Only Smile.
Such Wretched Land and Sadness Deary,
Nice Weather, Son, but My Back is Weary.
Toil Ninety Per Cent the Day,
Keeping Nerds and Profs at Bay.
Return to Your Hovel, Poor and Humble.
Give Your Twig and Stones a Jumble.
Watching Anime Sweet Bliss.
I would Murder, for this, for this.



Even though reading the mod election thread where the inspiration for this came from is like reading a bunch of catty teenage girls gossip at a garden tea party I have to say I like this.

#13
Dear Everyone: I don't Care. Sincerely
#14

internationalist posted:

babyfinland posted:
Ode to Maggot Master

Listen: City, Urban Beat.
Genderfree Beneath Booted Feet.
O Woe to you Brown Chilean Child,
Paradox Games Your Only Smile.
Such Wretched Land and Sadness Deary,
Nice Weather, Son, but My Back is Weary.
Toil Ninety Per Cent the Day,
Keeping Nerds and Profs at Bay.
Return to Your Hovel, Poor and Humble.
Give Your Twig and Stones a Jumble.
Watching Anime Sweet Bliss.
I would Murder, for this, for this.

Even though reading the mod election thread where the inspiration for this came from is like reading a bunch of catty teenage girls gossip at a garden tea party I have to say I like this.



discipline emailed me something about an invasion while i was at work; did anything happen? is there anything i need to clean up?

#15
no
#16
dont stoke mm's ego by calling him making a bunch of posts an invasion
#17
no we're just clowning around
#18
i dont think mm should be banned, he sometimes makes good posts and yeah he can be aggressive but Posting Is Struggle?>??? lets not fall prey to worthless interforums drama bullshit lads
#19
stop being so british about everything. Hate. Hate Makes You Strong
#20

deadken posted:
i dont think mm should be banned, he sometimes makes good posts and yeah he can be aggressive but Posting Is Struggle?>??? lets not fall prey to worthless interforums drama bullshit lads

he should be allowed to make only one post every 2 minutes

#21

deadken posted:
dont stoke mm's ego by calling him making a bunch of posts an invasion



I DONT KNOW, I JUST GOT AN EMAIL

#22
THATSX WHY IM ASKING
#23
GAWD
#24

deadken posted:
i dont think mm should be banned, he sometimes makes good posts and yeah he can be aggressive but Posting Is Struggle?>??? lets not fall prey to worthless interforums drama bullshit lads



last time he registered here that i remember he image-spammed like 100 threads with goatse

thats why hes banned

#25
ya but the goat + jew man are meant 2 be b& 2....
#26

Crow posted:
he should be allowed to make only one post every 2 minutes



I don't want to read past 720 MM posts every day please and thank you.

#27

deadken posted:
ya but the goat + jew man are meant 2 be b& 2....



weve never banned goatstein

#28
i dont know. my head is full of eunuchs right now
#29
IMO, the first worlder pinocchio should be unbanned, his only crime was wanting to be a real 3rd world boy and his nose subsequently growing to comical lengths for the lies he told. but it is understandable considering he is a schizophrenic, living in the empty space where reality and anime converge
#30
i agree let him return! and be limited to 2 posts an hour or whatever, so he can craft Real insults
#31
FISTGRRRL please change my name to 'a schizophrenic, living in the empty space where reality and anime converge'
#32

Crow posted:
i agree let him return! and be limited to 2 posts an hour or whatever, so he can craft Real insults



im willing to code special forum features for NCF but thats as far as ill go

#33

NEOADMINISTRATOR posted:

Crow posted:
i agree let him return! and be limited to 2 posts an hour or whatever, so he can craft Real insults

im willing to code special forum features for NCF but thats as far as ill go

i'm not really serious, that guy's mental problems are seriously exacerbated by 4chan rapid-fire sadism. i dont know what weird perversion NCF is into, but IM HUNGRY! Gotta eat loL!

#34
maggotmaster is now dtf or what?
#35
Laugh all you want but MM has successfully instituted a leftist purge that eliminated all intolerant elements. People are now free to post pictures of themselves in diapers which is a natural and free expression of sexuality but not anime incest because that is totes gross. It is exactly as Marx envisioned
#36
please allow maggotmaster to post, today was the most entertaining day on "The Rhizzone: Bringing you Daily Entertainment" in a while
#37
maggotmaster is a pretty cool dude. btw this post is NOT part of an invasion.
#38

christmas_cheer posted:
Laugh all you want but MM has successfully instituted a leftist purge that eliminated all intolerant elements. People are now free to post pictures of themselves in diapers which is a natural and free expression of sexuality but not anime incest because that is totes gross. It is exactly as Marx envisioned

actually the diaper fetish is in fact also part and parcel of her incest fetish so basically they just dislike a certain articulation of incest fetish. no justice no peace.

#39

christmas_cheer posted:
Laugh all you want but MM has successfully instituted a leftist purge that eliminated all intoler
ant elements. People are now free to post pictures of themselves in diapers which is a natural and free expression of sexuality but not anime incest because that is totes gross. It is exactly as Marx envisioned



Empty quote for best post

#40

getfiscal posted:

christmas_cheer posted:
Laugh all you want but MM has successfully instituted a leftist purge that eliminated all intolerant elements. People are now free to post pictures of themselves in diapers which is a natural and free expression of sexuality but not anime incest because that is totes gross. It is exactly as Marx envisioned

actually the diaper fetish is in fact also part and parcel of her incest fetish so basically they just dislike a certain articulation of incest fetish. no justice no peace.



the security blanket and the dusty red tome are also fetishes, insofar as the wearer endows them with affect and personal significance. this gets muddy when demarcation ritual supersedes the territorial boundaries of personal space, proprietary praetorians usurp civility, and everything gets covered in a barrage of lv5 shit. covet not thine neighbor's fursuit, for it fits not thee, happy puppy.