#81
Nippon
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zombies are played out imo.
#82
jiggago
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im gay. ill fucking kill you
#83
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i'll just die, thx
#84
Online
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I think a good thing to do is to seize a farm and surround the perimeter with a fence and land mines. Then you can just do your thing. Oh are you talking about a post-apocalypse scenario? Oh yeah me too.
#85
Poronto
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goat stein noms my bomb ass chode. What a gaey
#86
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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if Actually Existing Fascism is any indication, in the post-apocalypse it will be all the former forums-posting incel weirdos that end up building a tower of skulls so high it touches the face of God
#87
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Yeah you'd hardly notice the difference in Utah. People would call you a faggot from a jacked up f150 screaming across the desert as you dash for cover among a hail of bullets and shotgun pellets.
#88
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One thing changes, however: bird, inexplicably, is no longer the word.
#89
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#90
Mike Nelson here.
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#91
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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Goatstein looks like he could whip my candyass
#92
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goatstein bringing that hapsburg realness itt
#93
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goatstein gets rounded up into a fema death camp and tries to escape, but gets his big ol fucken chin snagged in some barb wire. Are Boys In Camo end his suffering with a snipe from a distance, and a horde of bums feast on his gamey flesh. owned bitch *metal horns*
#94
Kurdt
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get a goddamn job, al
#95
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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i dunno, im looking at goasteins picture right now (more like staring) and im thinking his ass is fully capable of cashing all these checks his mouth is writing, maybe even a home improvement loan or some microfinancing from the IMF
#96
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#97
tardy on these heaters
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Funny posts goat. lol 64
#98
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swampman posted:

you think you're safe on the eastern seaboard if the electricity goes out and food stops arriving from parts unknown?


you'd get your face eaten off by a dog

#99
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Google glasses is a solution:

The idea is that reality is no longer dominated by humans, but now we coexist with technology. Every single action, even emotional relationships that we have, are going to be mediated by technology. Let’s talk about a couple of examples. One example is augmented reality. Augmented reality allows you to have software that superimposes information on objects that you see. So if you take a camera of the Eiffel Tower, it will actually give you information of the history of the Eiffel Tower. Now in Germany, they’ve devised software that will actually allow you to delete that information as well. So if you decide you don’t like homeless people in your city, and you use this software and implant it in your contact lenses, then you won’t see them at all. So now we have enhanced our basic sense by using technology.

#100
tardy on these heaters
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I was talkinh to this honeless guy for a bit and then he was like look my brother and i are from alaska and i was just wondering if you could spare some money for a sandwich and i said no sorry and he wad like well shot why did you make me waste all my breath and stormed off as i laughed at him
#101
political car tune
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babyfinland posted:

I was talkinh to this honeless guy for a bit and then he was like look my brother and i are from alaska and i was just wondering if you could spare some money for a sandwich and i said no sorry and he wad like well shot why did you make me waste all my breath and stormed off as i laughed at him


time is money, comrade

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#102
tardy on these heaters
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Go galt old whisker face
#103
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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iFederico posted:

Google glasses is a solution:

The idea is that reality is no longer dominated by humans, but now we coexist with technology. Every single action, even emotional relationships that we have, are going to be mediated by technology. Let’s talk about a couple of examples. One example is augmented reality. Augmented reality allows you to have software that superimposes information on objects that you see. So if you take a camera of the Eiffel Tower, it will actually give you information of the history of the Eiffel Tower. Now in Germany, they’ve devised software that will actually allow you to delete that information as well. So if you decide you don’t like homeless people in your city, and you use this software and implant it in your contact lenses, then you won’t see them at all. So now we have enhanced our basic sense by using technology.



this seems really horrific at first until you realize the inevitable unintended consequences and have like a little evil chuckle to yourself thinking about how cool its gonna be when it happens

#104
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lol you're right, there is no spoon
#105
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I need a technology that makes insane, desperate ppl have super powers that only work on me, as indicated by me G shaped glasses.
#106
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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*writes phone app that gives all schizophrenics the power of flight so i dont have to sit next to them on the bus*
#107
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always give to the homeless, their heart will sing
#108
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homelessness is a question posed by capital and answered by winter
#109
meet me in st louis
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has anyone said labor camps here? labor camps, anyone?
#110
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i give people that are down on their luck money because 1) i'm not a vile degenerate. And 2) i'm building an army of ultimate survivors to start a real farmville community While you jagovs post about Big Heads, Big Dreams, And Stupid City Folk Ideas
#111
political car tune
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Crow posted:

i give people that are down on their luck money because i'm not a vile degenerate. And i'm building an army of ultimate survivors to start a real farmville community While you jagovs post about Big Heads, Big Dreams, And Stupid City Folk Ideas


roseweirds biotech spawning tubes.

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#113
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libelous_slander posted:

Crow posted:

i give people that are down on their luck money because i'm not a vile degenerate. And i'm building an army of ultimate survivors to start a real farmville community While you jagovs post about Big Heads, Big Dreams, And Stupid City Folk Ideas

roseweirds biotech spawning tubes.



PHEW NOW I SMELL SOME REAL HORS SHIT IDEA IN THIS THREAD & IT AINT ME!

#114
political car tune
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so today at work someone asked a question and I almost shouted "because you touch yourself at night" and realized I may be facing a meeting with HR soon.

Jobs.
#115
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yeah ive been doing that to people for a couple months now
#116
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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somebody designed those glasses that make homeless people invisible

#117
meet me in st louis
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Seriously, some of the harmless shit you goons are taking offense at smacks of old ironic LF posting it’s that bad.
#118
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staraya lf
#119
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wouldnt you, like, trip over or bump into the homeless people, or will the glasses just make them look like something not-gross? maybe hot chicks in bikinis?
#120
sing hallelujah
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i think it would be wrong to objectify the homeless in that way.