#41
Post rating: +
I'm pretty sure Goat Stien is like an actuary or something which frankly seems pretty worthless when we all have to wear animal skin hats and just accept that we're going to have herpies.
#42
Dont Mess With Sucess
Post rating: ~

Goethestein posted:

keven lives in alaska and thus would be left for dead posthaste

you think you're safe on the eastern seaboard if the electricity goes out and food stops arriving from parts unknown?

#43
Nippon
Post rating: ~
i have der wille zur macht, plus the climate here is survivable w/o electricity more than like 2 months out of the year. keven is a frozen corpse being nibbled upon by eskkkimos, so it has been decreed. next poster
#44
tardy on these heaters
Post rating: +
Donald would be good to keep around as a jester in my kingdom. He could tell jokes in front of my throne of skulls and entertain th slave bitches
#45
UNUSUALY COOL
Post rating: +

Goethestein posted:

i have the physical fitness and generalized cruelty to become a warlord, or at least a higher-up lieutenant under an existing warlord



lol you would be killed

#46
Poronto
Post rating: ~
#47
tardy on these heaters
Post rating: ~
If you don't keep a harem in your kingdom you're a sucker
#48
Nippon
Post rating: +
baby finlands supreme quantities of fat give him six months of survivability as long as he maintains access to fresh water. near the end it looked pretty dicey there for a bit when he walked into a supermarket and saw nothing but canned pork, but luckily he managed to cave in a terrier's head with one of the tins. babyfinland=survivor
#49
Post rating: +
itt we fan fic the road by George r r Gropestain
#50
Nippon
Post rating: ~

daddyholes posted:

Goethestein posted:

i have the physical fitness and generalized cruelty to become a warlord, or at least a higher-up lieutenant under an existing warlord

lol you would be killed



daddyholes, lacking any survival skills or human interpersonal ability becomes a slave lashed to a plow to turn what were the parks of the old world into Weed Farms. so it has been forseen

#51
UNUSUALY COOL
Post rating: ~

Goethestein posted:

daddyholes posted:

Goethestein posted:

i have the physical fitness and generalized cruelty to become a warlord, or at least a higher-up lieutenant under an existing warlord

lol you would be killed

daddyholes, lacking any survival skills or human interpersonal ability becomes a slave lashed to a plow to turn what were the parks of the old world into Weed Farms. so it has been forseen



lol, Goatstein, you would be killed and everything you have would be taken from you by big men with RPGs

#52
Dont Mess With Sucess
Post rating: ~

Goethestein posted:

i have der wille zur macht, plus the climate here is survivable w/o electricity more than like 2 months out of the year. keven is a frozen corpse being nibbled upon by eskkkimos, so it has been decreed. next poster

What will you:
1. Eat
2. Drink

#53
UNUSUALY COOL
Post rating: ~
you seem genuinely unironically perturbed by that fact, Goatstein, that in a world of brutal violence you would be swiftly ended
#54
Nippon
Post rating: ~

wasted posted:

itt we fan fic the road by George r r Gropestain



wasted hides in a basement and starves to death due to agorophobia.

#55
Nippon
Post rating: ~

daddyholes posted:

Goethestein posted:

daddyholes posted:

Goethestein posted:

i have the physical fitness and generalized cruelty to become a warlord, or at least a higher-up lieutenant under an existing warlord

lol you would be killed

daddyholes, lacking any survival skills or human interpersonal ability becomes a slave lashed to a plow to turn what were the parks of the old world into Weed Farms. so it has been forseen

lol, Goatstein, you would be killed and everything you have would be taken from you by big men with RPGs



dont troll.

#56
Poronto
Post rating: +
the solution to homelessness is to rebrand it as nomadic warlordism. do you actually own a gun goatchan
#57
Nippon
Post rating: ~

swampman posted:

Goethestein posted:

i have der wille zur macht, plus the climate here is survivable w/o electricity more than like 2 months out of the year. keven is a frozen corpse being nibbled upon by eskkkimos, so it has been decreed. next poster

What will you:
1. Eat
2. Drink



conquest

#58
Post rating: +
great discussion guys. gave me a few things to consider, gave me MORE than a few laughs, and i'd like to think i even learned a little.
#59
Nippon
Post rating: ~

littlegreenpills posted:

the solution to homelessness is to rebrand it as nomadic warlordism. do you actually own a gun goatchan



i own 4 gunz.

#60
UNUSUALY COOL
Post rating: ~
if goatstein owns a gun he does not own one big enough, nor have the men around him he would need. he would be killed by a Mexican
#61
Poronto
Post rating: ~
poast them
#62
Poronto
Post rating: ~
to me, in the mail
#63
Nippon
Post rating: ~
thug lesions tries to turn the situation into an opportunity to remake the world under communism, is firing squadded by the us military under the command of an increasingly less fat forums poster "Quind." final score: 560
#64
Nippon
Post rating: ~

daddyholes posted:

if goatstein owns a gun he does not own one big enough, nor have the men around him he would need. he would be killed by a Mexican



please dont promote racial intolerance. mods?

#65
Dont Mess With Sucess
Post rating: +

Goethestein posted:

baby finlands supreme quantities of fat give him six months of survivability as long as he maintains access to fresh water. near the end it looked pretty dicey there for a bit when he walked into a supermarket and saw nothing but canned pork, but luckily he managed to cave in a terrier's head with one of the tins. babyfinland=survivor

the power goes off for 4 hours and babyfindland eats 15 people

#66
UNUSUALY COOL
Post rating: ~

Goethestein posted:

daddyholes posted:

if goatstein owns a gun he does not own one big enough, nor have the men around him he would need. he would be killed by a Mexican

please dont promote racial intolerance. mods?



note that i didnt say a Mexican American you quivering baby

#67
Poronto
Post rating: +
i believe in goatstein. in unknown thousands of years when civilization has been rebuilt the men of tomorrow will peer into the deep structure of the genome and find a single gene shared by most of the world's population that originated in the ancient USA shortly after the great apocalypse, and explosively spread. finally the mystery of humanity's giant deformed heads is solved
#68
UNUSUALY COOL
Post rating: ~
does it trouble you Goatstein to know that only the state keeps you and your family alive and unbeaten
#69
Nippon
Post rating: ~

daddyholes posted:

Goethestein posted:

daddyholes posted:

if goatstein owns a gun he does not own one big enough, nor have the men around him he would need. he would be killed by a Mexican

please dont promote racial intolerance. mods?

note that i didnt say a Mexican American you quivering baby



someone ban this gaydolph shitler posthaste

#70
Post rating: +
Hoisting Goatstein's head on a pike seems like its counterproductive because, forgetting about the labor of lifting that thing, any passerby would immediately ignore it confusing it with a Halloween prop
#71
UNUSUALY COOL
Post rating: ~
folks im sure he's going to get surgery for his kid theres no need to rub it in
#72
Nippon
Post rating: +
lgp does okay for the first few months but dies because he refuses to cut off his infected limb despite the pleas and advice of everyone in his social group, because "now things are getting interesting"
#73
Poronto
Post rating: +
goatstein wakes up one morning from troubled dreams and finds himself in his bed transformed into an enormous insect
#74
Nippon
Post rating: +
khamsek connives her way to the top and deposes my chief lieutenant but i dont put two and two together because i mistook her traditional garb for some kind of ninja spec ops thing. she comes cloaked in the night to slay me with a buck knife covered in scorpion poison but luckily i trained under master ferretball and smell her coming a mile away. as i karate chop her out a 10th story window her last fading wail is the word "problematiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic"
#75
UNUSUALY COOL
Post rating: +
why do you always post about touching female posters
#76
UNUSUALY COOL
Post rating: +
its severely creeplord
#77
Nippon
Post rating: +
please do not sexualize the noble karate chop.
#78
UNUSUALY COOL
Post rating: ~
its pretty seriously evident that you want to sleep with khamsek
#79
Nippon
Post rating: ~
a racist, sexist, and now an adultery supporter. i am triggered atm
#80
Post rating: +
holy fuckballs, mothershitting rhizzone poster zombie apocalypse fanfic !! FTW! totally epic! i give you ALL of my fives, now shut up and take my money