#81
I reject the notion that I do not have a sheet of numbers in hand when i expell Goebells-esque misanthropic bile.
#82

babyfinland posted:

i expell Goebells-esque misanthropic bile.

islam isn't that bad.

#83

babyfinland posted:

Cycloneboy posted:

babyfinland posted:

lol is there any opinion cycloneboy espouses on this forum that isnt horrible psychotic depravity thats justified in reference to some invisible phantom "study"

Here's your "phantom" study.And here's an NYT article about it. I'll accept your apology in the form of one hundred American dollars.

haha you think my point was that the studies dont exist. lol.

So then you admit that all my opinions are founded on verified scientific fact, and you are just... what? Full of shit with nonsense opinions based on nothing at all?

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Cycloneboy was probated until (Aug. 14, 2012 06:55:55) for this post!

#84
wheres the actuarial table for asexual Comte fan
#85
i want to imagine all comte books are shrinkwrapped, leatherbound, and contain a forward by michel houellebecq
#86

Transient_Grace posted:

and yet it is also common for many women to not get aroused very quickly and certainly not in the period of time it takes for a rapist to penetetrate.

last i checked most rapists do not play their victims videos of bonobos fucking, i'm pretty sure this sort of thing would've been well advertised.



yeah i never do that, when i rape women i take my victims out to dinners and sometimes go on trips with them, and have long conversations with them about the world & our lives and how cute their earrings are. as part of the game they are entirely unbound at this point. then, after they let me in their bed and take their clothes off, and say "oh dr what, you're so hot, let's make sweet love, put your penis in my vagina" ... well, i'm sure you all know how the rest of it goes

#87

drwhat posted:

yeah i never do that, when i rape women i take my victims out to dinners and sometimes go on trips with them, and have long conversations with them about the world & our lives and how cute their earrings are. as part of the game they are entirely unbound at this point. then, after they let me in their bed and take their clothes off, and say "oh dr what, you're so hot, let's make sweet love, put your penis in my vagina" ... well, i'm sure you all know how the rest of it goes



FAG

#88
in the future, instead of probating cycloneboy, please post a picture of a hot lady (or man, no hetero) with a caption about how fucckin much he wants to get his dick wet. thanks in advance. no nsfw please, bikini babes and banana hammokc dudes only.
#89

Goethestein posted:

in the future, instead of probating cycloneboy, please post a picture of a hot lady (or man, no hetero) with a caption about how fucckin much he wants to get his dick wet. thanks in advance. no nsfw please, bikini babes and banana hammokc dudes only.

this is pretty obvious discrimination against me as an asexual, to be honest. perhaps you should... CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE?

#90

Cycloneboy posted:

Goethestein posted:

in the future, instead of probating cycloneboy, please post a picture of a hot lady (or man, no hetero) with a caption about how fucckin much he wants to get his dick wet. thanks in advance. no nsfw please, bikini babes and banana hammokc dudes only.

this is pretty obvious discrimination against me as an asexual, to be honest. perhaps you should... CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE?



multicellular organism privilege

#91
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#92

Goethestein posted:

Cycloneboy posted:

Goethestein posted:

in the future, instead of probating cycloneboy, please post a picture of a hot lady (or man, no hetero) with a caption about how fucckin much he wants to get his dick wet. thanks in advance. no nsfw please, bikini babes and banana hammokc dudes only.

this is pretty obvious discrimination against me as an asexual, to be honest. perhaps you should... CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE?

multicellular organism privilege

whoa, jokes about how asexual = single-celled organism, real edgy shit here.

#93
aromatic privilege
#94
and an aromantic = aromatic joke. damn folks, we are living on the fucking cutting edge of comedy.
#95

Cycloneboy posted:

Goethestein posted:

Cycloneboy posted:

Goethestein posted:

in the future, instead of probating cycloneboy, please post a picture of a hot lady (or man, no hetero) with a caption about how fucckin much he wants to get his dick wet. thanks in advance. no nsfw please, bikini babes and banana hammokc dudes only.

this is pretty obvious discrimination against me as an asexual, to be honest. perhaps you should... CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE?

multicellular organism privilege

whoa, jokes about how asexual = single-celled organism, real edgy shit here.



SEXUALLY REPRODUCING ORGANISM PRIVILEGE

-Nobody will ever stain me with dye
-I never have to worry about being consumed whole by deadly amoebae
-I'll never have to tear myself in half just to have children
-Doctors aren't always trying to kill me

#96
haha yeah, you can't move for hack comedians on tv making aromantic=aromatic jokes. its what the people like i guess.
#97
SEXUALLY REPRODUCING THROUGH ONANISM PRIVILEGE
- I face no societal pressure to find a mate if I want children
- Every time I masturbate I become eligible for government benefits
- If I want to drown the horrible bawling thing in the bathtub nobody will ever know
- I am unencumbered by the limitations of 'oxymoron' and 'biological impossibility'
#98

Goethestein posted:

SEXUALLY REPRODUCING ORGANISM PRIVILEGE

-Nobody will ever stain me with dye
-I never have to worry about being consumed whole by deadly amoebae
-I'll never have to tear myself in half just to have children
-Doctors aren't always trying to kill me



as a fur-wearing, lake-swimming American with no health insurance i resent this post