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tpaine posted:

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deadken posted:

no it was a poncey gastropub.... there were a couple old geezers who were probably regulars from Before, some braying mockneys in tweed jackets who probably had jobs in the amorphous realm of Media.... a quite attractive (east) asian girl who kept givin me eyez..... familial conversation was mildly stilted though, mostly focusing on It's So Weird You're Back and How Much Was a Pack Of Fags Out There Again



please dont use that word

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penitent
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Superabound posted:

deadken posted:

no it was a poncey gastropub.... there were a couple old geezers who were probably regulars from Before, some braying mockneys in tweed jackets who probably had jobs in the amorphous realm of Media.... a quite attractive (east) asian girl who kept givin me eyez..... familial conversation was mildly stilted though, mostly focusing on It's So Weird You're Back and How Much Was a Pack Of Fags Out There Again

please dont use that word



please dont use the post button

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agreed. gastropub is such a gross idea.
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im prepared to accept the smoking ban in pubs if its restricted only to gastropubs, and if any poncey cunt who comes into me proper old man boozer chattin breeze bout cancer or somefing is legally obligated to get a boot in his fackin bollocks
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deadken posted:

me proper old man boozer



lol try a wetherspoons on a sat'dy night

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Kurdt
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smoking indoors is gross
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littlegreenpills posted:

deadken posted:

me proper old man boozer

lol try a wetherspoons on a sat'dy night



where do you think i'm posting from

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i didnt get to ride the kenlyfe experience because the fucker "suddenly" realized he had to go back a day early what a chum
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penitent
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you coulda taken my suggestion + fucked work/took coke
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Kurdt
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i literally tried to drink peach four loko last night and it was the most revolting anything ever i dont even
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deadken posted:

you coulda taken my suggestion + fucked work/took coke



i gotta pay the rent and skipping the first day to do coke probably wouldn't have looked great? i dont know how y'all do things in britain tho

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Superabound posted:

deadken posted:

no it was a poncey gastropub.... there were a couple old geezers who were probably regulars from Before, some braying mockneys in tweed jackets who probably had jobs in the amorphous realm of Media.... a quite attractive (east) asian girl who kept givin me eyez..... familial conversation was mildly stilted though, mostly focusing on It's So Weird You're Back and How Much Was a Pack Of Fags Out There Again

please dont use that word

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Goldgelbes Löwenäffchen
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gyrofry posted:

i literally tried to drink peach four loko last night and it was the most revolting anything ever i dont even


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Goldgelbes Löwenäffchen
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Bubsy 3d
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FLAWDA
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what fucking idiot is still trying to drink four loko? its not even the good formula anymore, you're about 2 years too late. i built my still to ride out four loko prohibition and you may want to look into a similar setup
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aerdil posted:

deadken posted:

you coulda taken my suggestion + fucked work/took coke

i gotta pay the rent and skipping the first day to do coke probably wouldn't have looked great? i dont know how y'all do things in britain tho



doing coke is a sign of executive potential

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i still have like 6 lemonade 4lokos at my parents house... i drank the other 6 when i was there this spring. when OG loko got discontinued i actually western unioned my friend 100 dollars from puerto rico to buy as many cases of 4loko as he could. life of a gangsta
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if you realy miss four lokos heres what u do

buy half pound of coffee grind coarse
combine w gallon of water, let sit overnight
strain & mix with fifth of whiskey

you womt know your drunk till you try to move. this is how i won my first game of dungeon crawl
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naw i usually just drink 4 shots of espresso, drink a bunch of semen directly from a bull, and then chug a flask of rum
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4loko never came 2 uk, i want to try it but caffeine doesnt affect me much so id have to drinklots and its like a collectors item now i guess??
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cleanhands posted:

4loko never came 2 uk, i want to try it but caffeine doesnt affect me much so id have to drinklots and its like a collectors item now i guess??



its basically just buckfast in a can w/ high fructose corn syrup

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deadken posted:

cleanhands posted:

4loko never came 2 uk, i want to try it but caffeine doesnt affect me much so id have to drinklots and its like a collectors item now i guess??

its basically just buckfast in a can w/ high fructose corn syrup

business proposal: exporting bathtub 4loko mix to east coast colleges + private schools

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drivel of drunken hags
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A night out with ken would probably start out pretty fun but he'd keep grabbing at your crotch and you'd have to tell him to stop but he'd tell you it's all just a bit of lad banter. Then the sun is about to rise, you're filled with malaise, your heart is pounding out of your chest but you just want to sleep and he's practically begging to suck your dick, just this once
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i dont think i have ever said the words 'lad banter' without appropriate irony
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everything else in that post is probably accurate
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deadken posted:

i dont think i have ever said the words 'lad banter' without appropriate irony

my group of bookish awkward friends started yelling 'lads on tour!' whenever enjoying a night of drunken carousing or w/e and it was meant to be ironic at first (because we're not the average pack of rugby shirted business students this battlecry usually announces) but its a feedback loop and its gotten to the point where we're yelling it while drunk driving in the countryside or charging bare-bollocked into the sea and its not ironic anymore but i dont want to tell any of them in case it spoils something, somehow

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cleanhands posted:

my group of bookish awkward friends started yelling 'lads on tour!' whenever enjoying a night of drunken carousing or w/e and it was meant to be ironic at first (because we're not the average pack of rugby shirted business students this battlecry usually announces) but its a feedback loop and its gotten to the point where we're yelling it while drunk driving in the countryside or charging bare-bollocked into the sea and its not ironic anymore but i dont want to tell any of them in case it spoils something, somehow


stop bro posting

just write the stupid thing or whatever

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penitent
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too much marxofrattery in this thread
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penitent
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when i think frat i think marxists posting on the internet