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le_nelson_mandela_face posted:

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I saw a post on Twitter that was like, 'White people love Hallowe'en because they wish they could be anything other than what they are,' and I got kind of annoyed with it because it's like, yeah, maybe, but I think they love Hallowe'en because of how horny it is, first and foremost.
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#5
the “In order to obtain more blood for our master,” r H i z z o n E catchphrase
#6
I know its unpopular but I'm going to say it, I enjoyed holloween 3
#7
Halloween 3 is a good movie. i like Exorcist 3, which is a good movie with a great cast that got cut together with some bullshit before it was released because of pressure from the money behind it. originally it was just supposed to be called Legion and not Exorcist anything but when that became mandatory they forced Blatty to go back and film some really bad & intrusive scenes so there’d be an exorcism in the Exorcist sequel. Anyway it still has Brad Dourif explaining to George C. Scott that you can decapitate someone without getting blood everywhere if you put a needle into a major vein and squeeze the blood out of the limbs like toothpaste tubes, while the sound people pitch shift his voice all over the place, so make your Halloween “hex-cellent” this year with Exorcist III.
#8
i know that this is the year that Halloween Is Now Uncool but i think we should consider that holidays are mostly just fine and often are good reasons to socialize with friends and family, allowing us to reconnect to community bonds that we all too often let lie fallow.
#9
socializing w friends and family became not cool long before halloween
#10
sucks getting sick right before thanksgiving and halloween and cant stuff my face with pumpkin pie and seasonal candies. the seasonal spirit is nice though, there are no seasons in the desert
#11
gonna carve an uncle joe moustache and hammer and sickle in my pumpkins this year i think, let the anarchist squares two doors down know what the fuck is up
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loudboy posted:

i know that this is the year that Halloween Is Now Uncool but



No offense but what the fuck are you talking about.

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Twitter people are trying to out-woke halloween this year.
#14
halloween is the day when the dead try and rise fron the grave
#15
no haaloween is the night before all the saints try and raise fron the dead. then everyone else tries the day after that
#16
no its halloween, its in a film
#17
sounds like oneof those protestant shortcuts
#18
like no-priest confessions and skipping purgatory
#19
well we'll find out soon enough i guess
#20

loudboy posted:

Twitter people are trying to out-woke halloween this year.



Sorry for your lots but whatever it is you're talking about isn't happening here

#21
here on tHE r H i z z o n E we respect the three pillars of Halloween: friends, family and DYTD
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tears posted:

halloween is the day when the dead try and rise fron the grave


holy shit free graves we can crawl into halloween rules dead people are fuckin dumb

#23
remember MarxUltor the grass is always greener, on......... the Other Side *TFTC theme plays*
#24
u shouldnt insult the dead
#25
even if you have a Bone to pick it could be considered a... Grave offense *TFTC theme plays*
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loudboy posted:

Twitter people are trying to out-woke halloween this year.


oh right, i forgot to pay attention to twitter for a moment there

#27
we've been too busy up-voting effort Ghosts on the Gore-um *TFTC theme plays*
#28
halloween is cultural appropriation of the Irish festival oiche samhain
#29
neither scooby doo nor scrappy doo, but international socialism