just install those things that make intermittent beeping noises every few hours.
hope your yakking went well. I'm debating whether I should drink the rest of my roommate's (stolen) absinthe
i've been getting a lot of mileage out of this wormwood bitters i picked up, can make a basic gin & tonic like some fancy absinthe concotion. sabotage the bathroom ventilation and seed the drywall with mold spores.
this sounds amaZimng. all alcohol soundsd amaZimng.