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UNUSUALY COOL
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i'm just glad an experteer was nearby when the miracle erupted
#402
"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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EmanuelaBrolandi posted:

The first time I read a goatstein post it was about ten years ago. He was unmarried. Little did I know it would be a few years later on that exact date that BHPN would, in vacation in Thailand, meet a woman who would change his life forever. At the time Getfiscal was a card carrying member of the Canadian Republican Party and his avatar was a picture of Paul Martin that said FAGGOT under it in big red letters.



like the corners of my mind

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tpaine posted:




Blind rainbow trout adopts Orphaned puppies

#404
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oh ok, i get it
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#406
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i'm more focused on getting a job and moving than anything else atm
#407
App Developer/Libertarian/Dad
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There are a lot of great places without internet access where you could probably learn a lot about yourself, kind of like a modern-day beatnik (especially one who won't stop playing the fucking drums and you just want him to die)
#408
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No one will give a shit about Dick Clark in the future. I've already almost forgotten his life.
#409
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we are all subjects in history
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methlabretriever posted:

we are all subjects in history



ok, that's a wrap!!! finally. we can end it on a good note...and it only took 1143 takes...

#411
Online
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discipline posted:

which dude? tell jools

have you really missed methlab's 30 posts per day for the last month

#412
Mike Nelson here.
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ilmdge posted:

discipline posted:

which dude? tell jools

have you really missed methlab's 30 posts per day for the last month

she's busy doing whatever it is women do all day... probably not goofing off or whatever.

#413
Poronto
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i cant believe today is the last day i will ever smoke any cigarettes, just like the last five years
#414
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i dumped all my cigarettes recently
#415
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another arbitrary passage of time.
#416
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I'm going to quit cigarettes on Sunday, thereby making it not a new years resolution and maybe it will actually take
#417
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I'm going to continue becoming strong regardless of season haha.... Not a noob. I'm something else.
#418
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realistically i would have never smoked the amount i had and if i do want tobacco i'll buy organic
#419
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Will have two masters degrees and six-pack abs by end of 2016. God wills it. Also probably a shady prescription for benzos.
#420
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i'll be dead god willing we all will be dead
#421
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aerdil you are still my favorite but I don't remember why. something you wrote way back at wddp i think? I hope we all find reasons to live. I got a journal this year for Christmas and I'm using it exclusively to write down all pros/cons for remaining on this planet.
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mt.real
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holidays are demoralizing to me because I have a break just long enough to notice what it would be like if I didn't hate my life, and then I have to go back to normal. it's easier when the momentum doesn't break

happy new year!
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#424
Poronto
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is it 2016 yet
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#426
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disgusting
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#428
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I just got off work at 5 and im at a bar in hells kitchen rn drinking pbr
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#430
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coors
#431
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Pretending you drink my beer of choice wont spare you from the gulag meth dog
#432
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dawg i've been drinkin this since u wer a chillin
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tpaine posted:

pbr's ok.



For 2 bux a pint anythings ok

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#435
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i would buy high quality weed over alchol anyday
#436
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"All your base," I said, drawing a slight chuckle from my adversary.

His reply continued in the same vein. "Rage faces."

I nodded, then came back with "Pepe." We were getting the classics and mainstream memes out of the way first.

But then he replied with "tendies." Ah, now things were really getting underway.

It was an old-fashioned meme off, and one that it was imperative I win, because my reputation was at stake. A professor of memes at U Mad, I had been studying memes for years, and it was my life's work to understand and document the rarest and dankest memes in the world. The tendies reference he'd just dropped initially spawned at 4chan, which is where my opponent had first cut his teeth as he made a name for himself in the meme circuit, an ascension that had culminated in this challenge, a public call-out of myself.

I have been quoted frequently in the New York Times, Foreign Affairs, and numerous other prestigious journals. I tend to be the first person called for a comment any time a meme-related terror attack takes place, an occurrence increasing in frequency since the infamous Beta Uprising took its more militant turn.

This meme off challenge was personal. Not everyone appreciates what I do. In fact, my opponent here today had been attacking me for months across various social media. Because he doesn't study memes, he traffics in them, and was part of a vocal contingent that finds my study of meme culture to be highly offensive. These are the sort of people that burned in protest copies of the 1st edition of my Comprehensive Encyclopedia of Memes when it was initially published, who picketed outside my office occasionally. These people believed that every time I wrote about a meme, I was killing it. I reject all such claims, which remind me of the laughable Xhosa belief that when you take someone's picture, you're stealing their soul. Some say the people who take the most selfies have the least soul of all... but I digress. Put simply, I consider myself something of a painter, while I consider my opponent nothing but a graffiti artist.

He may consider my clinical treatment of memes dry and contrary to a meme's very existence, but he was precocious and impudent. Despite being immersed in meme culture, there was no way he knew his history the way I did, and I was determined to move this stand-off in my direction.

"The niggerstomper58 schizophrenia post," I offered.

"Tane," he answered confidently. But now I had him where I wanted him. My knowledge of Something Awful and its offshoot forums was unrivaled, and the youngster was getting out of his depth.

"Barnacle Jim has a long face," I said, stringing him along.

"Why you throw chip," he said and smiled. I was surprised to see him reaching that deep, and not a little impressed, but still I was unruffled, because I was about to go in for the kill.

"A place where saying fail aids is funny and acceptable," I said. He stood there stammering, completely lost. I dropped the mic and walked off stage. And then everyone stood up and clapped.

Happy New Year, rHizzonE!
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i'm sipping some diplomatico rum. i'm not a big rum fan but god damn this shit is delicious

happy new years rhizzone
#438
Kurdt
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alternating between 0.0% and malört for the night. something about the duality of man
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#440
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predrinking with giant eggnog batch at my place, gonna move on to a variety of whiskey plus whatever people buy me once we reach the Red Star downtown. happy new years everyone