#3281
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#3282
UNUSUALY COOL
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my experience of bourgie white people in the united states in 2016 is that they sit around and brag about how they specifically asked the thai cook to make their food extra spicy using the secret super spicy recipe that all non-white ethnic cooks have hidden away that can only be activated by being a pushy dick to your waiter, and it turned out to be so mild to the white person that they didn't leave a tip.
#3283
UNUSUALY COOL
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i have seriously heard some variation on that story at least three times in the last year and my favorite part is the implication that there is a reverse racist conspiracy across the entire restaurant industry, designed to give white people inferior food
#3284
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That doesn't sound very 2016 to me but I accept it as a white person trait. Motion seconded.
#3285
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Can i get like the livers and brains or whatever is on the secret menu that you people eat
#3286
Kurdt
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I'll take a chinchilla
#3287
UNUSUALY COOL
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i guess i meant in comparison to like, 1955. it's a steep grade. on occasion you still run into the older white guy who tells the story about how he ordered his driver all over nanjing until he found the one cook he could threaten into making him a proper burger and fries.
#3288
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Not limited to the US, i guess lies about the super secret spicy curries the foriegners are hiding from whitey know no borders
#3289
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tears posted:

trapped in salt lake city for another 12h holy shit could life get any worse. Also hi rhizzone i hope youll all welcome another subpar poster bringing total posters to 3

-_-

#3290
UNUSUALY COOL
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if i were trying to get food the way i wanted it in nanjing i would employ the one thing americans know about the city, like, "it's going to be a massacre in here if i don't get two 'rachas on the side"
#3291
UNUSUALY COOL
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before conec left she revealed to me that stegosaurus is like the gummo bunny boy of slc but instead he wears a dinosaur halloween costume everywhere, even to temple.
#3292
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#3293
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Sorry for your loss stegosaurus

On the plus side its no better/worse than anywhere else in this fucking rediculous hell-nation that calls itself #1 best country
#3294
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No I'm not defending it I'm just saying, holler next time.
#3295
Dont Mess With Sucess
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stegosaurus posted:

No I'm not defending it I'm just saying, holler next time.

Do you even.. know thi person. Seems like your engaging in a high risk behavior stago

#3296
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Missed_connections.txt
#3297
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he has bone plating and a spike tail, he'll be fine
#3298
UNUSUALY COOL
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i want all of you to hit me up when you're present somewhere inside the united states. just give me a call, okay holmes? have mabel connect you and we'll get a shake.
#3299
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"If you have any more questions about this subject please ask, im a bit of an expert on this you see" - one grown man to another on the train after having explained the entire plot of naruto.

If only hed spent half the time studying teh revolutionary science of marxism leninism imstead of developimg a useless encyclopedic knowledge of a childrens cartoon

Imagime if that was like your thing, top naruto wiki editor, my claim to fame
#3300
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that was meeeeeeeee
#3301
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secret tip for yt pipo: go into a pakistani restaurant and order brain curry and watch the proprietor get super shifty and say he doesn't have it. keep insisting, and you'll get brain curry
#3302
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try getting a night latte at starbucks. be insistent.
#3303
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Id like to reiterate that I have heard the spicy food secret Thai story from a lot of friends IRL and thought it was true until this thread made me question it.
#3304
Online
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i think peelzebub died. probably an accident, something like autoerotic asphyxiation except with pissing in a drawer instead of jerking off
#3305
Mike Nelson here.
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RIP to pizzabob or whatever.... Good luck to any survivors among his kin.
#3306
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Hes probably just grounded
#3307
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yeah, grounded by god, RIP
#3308
Occupied Aztlan
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Someone messages the local branch asking if we are planning on attending the Bernie rally today. I add him and he goes hey I know you from rhizzone. Thanks for furthering the communist revolution friends.
#3309
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sever
#3310
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While travelling through amerikkka last week I ended up talking to a very nice woman on train who was running away from working in a brothel in nv, by the end of the journey we were joking about gulags and talkin about stalin and i gave her a copy of The Emancipation of Women: From Writings of V.I. Lenin which I was reading and urged her to join the PSL

ur welcome amerikkkan communists, also your country was just as fucking shit as I expected and I hated it
#3311
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#3312
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glomper_stomper posted:

i wrote a short scifi novel about the sexual obsessions of a homebound drone operator/NEET. i had to explain scientific socialism to a friend who's a volunteer at a damn bernie campaign office. i need to get a fucking job.

hey glomper you ever read this?

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#3314
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#3315
mt.real
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what's the rhizzpinion on china mieville, i couldn't really be bothered to get through more than the first chapter of perdido street station where the lady with a bug for a head is giving her dude a bj, i just kind of tossed it in the corner and that was it
#3316
mt.real
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drwhat posted:

tossed it in the corner


i have recently learned that this would be a funny joke if i or you were british

#3317
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#3318
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just returned from a brief holiday. anything noteworthy happen in my absence?
#3319
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#3320
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nice. thanks.