#641

jools posted:
also what do americans call bollards? i imagine it's something horribly perfunctory, like "streetpost" or something



i dont even think we have a word for them. theyre not very common

#642

jools posted:
also what do americans call bollards? i imagine it's something horribly perfunctory, like "streetpost" or something



Why would Americans even have a device that stops you from driving a car on something?

Jeez, use your brain jools, it's like asking what the Tagalog word for blizzard is

#643

Goethestein posted:

shennong posted:
shitting in clean drinking water is one of the dumbest things you can do

its actually very smart and cool if you have proper plumbing and water treatment. obviously if you're some kind of slav monkey you should save your clean water for boiling as a weapon against gypsies



Thats right my guys. Use a shitload of energy to manufacture and transport ozone and build filter beds that cover massive areas of arable land to allow fatboy here to squirt out orange semi-lipid remainders into water cleaner than that drunk by 90% of the world's population.

#644

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

jools posted:
also what do americans call bollards? i imagine it's something horribly perfunctory, like "streetpost" or something

Why would Americans even have a device that stops you from driving a car on something?

Jeez, use your brain jools, it's like asking what the Tagalog word for blizzard is



Goethestein posted:
i dont even think we have a word for them. theyre not very common



Fuck

#645

Goethestein posted:

shennong posted:
shitting in clean drinking water is one of the dumbest things you can do

its actually very smart and cool if you have proper plumbing and water treatment. obviously if you're some kind of slav monkey you should have your clean water for boiling as a weapon against gypsies



yeah lets spend an enormous amount of time and energy building a system which deliberately pollutes clean water then haemorraghes nutrients and pathogens into nearby bodies of water. smart and cool yall

#646

jools posted:

Goethestein posted:

shennong posted:
shitting in clean drinking water is one of the dumbest things you can do

its actually very smart and cool if you have proper plumbing and water treatment. obviously if you're some kind of slav monkey you should save your clean water for boiling as a weapon against gypsies

Thats right my guys. Use a shitload of energy to manufacture and transport ozone and build filter beds that cover massive areas of arable land to allow fatboy here to squirt out orange semi-lipid remainders into water cleaner than that drunk by 90% of the world's population.



yah p much. if you hate your terlet so much theres always the option to unlock your ancestral memory and drop thine trousers on yonder cobblestones

#647
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#648
wow. the image of pools of runny goatstein shit hemorrhaging into their surroundings is uncannily apt at describing the last few pages
#649

Goethestein posted:

jools posted:
also what do americans call bollards? i imagine it's something horribly perfunctory, like "streetpost" or something

i dont even think we have a word for them. theyre not very common

"those things at the gas station that i guess are there so i don't slam into the pumps"??

#650

Goethestein posted:

jools posted:

Goethestein posted:

shennong posted:
shitting in clean drinking water is one of the dumbest things you can do

its actually very smart and cool if you have proper plumbing and water treatment. obviously if you're some kind of slav monkey you should save your clean water for boiling as a weapon against gypsies

Thats right my guys. Use a shitload of energy to manufacture and transport ozone and build filter beds that cover massive areas of arable land to allow fatboy here to squirt out orange semi-lipid remainders into water cleaner than that drunk by 90% of the world's population.

yah p much. if you hate your terlet so much theres always the option to unlock your ancestral memory and drop thine trousers on yonder cobblestones



this would make sense if, like in the pre-industrial period, we had guys who went around at night picking it all up to spread on the fields and tan leather and such

#651

shennong posted:

Goethestein posted:

shennong posted:
shitting in clean drinking water is one of the dumbest things you can do

its actually very smart and cool if you have proper plumbing and water treatment. obviously if you're some kind of slav monkey you should have your clean water for boiling as a weapon against gypsies

yeah lets spend an enormous amount of time and energy building a system which deliberately pollutes clean water then haemorraghes nutrients and pathogens into nearby bodies of water. smart and cool yall



ya i too have strongly moronic opinions about the evils of the plumbing system. im basically one acid flashback from releasing videos of chemtrails to youtube

#652
what puzzles me is that no one has even brought up diapers as a viable alternative to Big Sewer
#653

jools posted:

Goethestein posted:

jools posted:

Goethestein posted:

shennong posted:
shitting in clean drinking water is one of the dumbest things you can do

its actually very smart and cool if you have proper plumbing and water treatment. obviously if you're some kind of slav monkey you should save your clean water for boiling as a weapon against gypsies

Thats right my guys. Use a shitload of energy to manufacture and transport ozone and build filter beds that cover massive areas of arable land to allow fatboy here to squirt out orange semi-lipid remainders into water cleaner than that drunk by 90% of the world's population.

yah p much. if you hate your terlet so much theres always the option to unlock your ancestral memory and drop thine trousers on yonder cobblestones

this would make sense if, like in the pre-industrial period, we had guys who went around at night picking it all up to spread on the fields and tan leather and such



while i can''t disagree that the pre-industrial period's human waste policy was certainly a marvel of public health and aroma, i should also add that they likely abandoned everybody's beloved crap-in-the-streets-everywhere policy due to capitalist conspiracy

#654
pouring your shit into the rivers causes far more problems than it solves brofolofsky
#655
dogs eat their puppies' shit and it seems to work for them. we have to think outside the box here
#656
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#657

Goethestein posted:

shennong posted:

Goethestein posted:

shennong posted:
shitting in clean drinking water is one of the dumbest things you can do

its actually very smart and cool if you have proper plumbing and water treatment. obviously if you're some kind of slav monkey you should have your clean water for boiling as a weapon against gypsies

yeah lets spend an enormous amount of time and energy building a system which deliberately pollutes clean water then haemorraghes nutrients and pathogens into nearby bodies of water. smart and cool yall

ya i too have strongly moronic opinions about the evils of the plumbing system. im basically one acid flashback from releasing videos of chemtrails to youtube



hmm ah yes, believing in conservation of mass is "strongly moronic"

#658
goatstein back in the premodern days of poopeating there was a magic man who told us not to urinate in running water
#659
hey goatstein guess when the first london cholera epidemics caused by human shit in the drinking water were
#660

jools posted:
pouring your shit into the rivers causes far more problems than it solves brofolofsky



good thing that we have water treatment plants i guess

#661
when you think about it paedophilia was basically the norm for much of human history, and now contemporary society has this massive neurosis about the sexualisation of children that brings it to the level of an Absolute Evil. maybe this is better iono but it certainly contributes to all kind of social ills like frustrated incels shooting up workplaces & baby finland
#662
Urban sewerage especially is vital to modernity, railing against it seems pretty dumb. It’s like how people whinge about cars in New York while forgetting that before they were invented, the city was drowning in horse in horse shit.
#663
oh we're talking about shitting now. makes sense.
#664

deadken posted:
when you think about it paedophilia was basically the norm for much of human history, and now contemporary society has this massive neurosis about the sexualisation of children that brings it to the level of an Absolute Evil. maybe this is better iono but it certainly contributes to all kind of social ills like frustrated incels shooting up workplaces & baby finland



once people hit puberty its pretty much all up to socialization really. modern man is a bunch of grotesquely overgrown infants. exhibit a: rhizzone.net

#665

babyfinland posted:
goatstein back in the premodern days of poopeating there was a magic man who told us not to urinate in running water



thats stupid because urine is sterile and drinking running water that a lot of people peed in is better than drinking it from a stagnant pool exposed to the same

#666

Goethestein posted:

babyfinland posted:
goatstein back in the premodern days of poopeating there was a magic man who told us not to urinate in running water

thats stupid because urine is sterile and drinking running water that a lot of people peed in is better than drinking it from a stagnant pool exposed to the same



so are you saying you dont believe in magic because thats crazy.

#667

Ironicwarcriminal posted:
Urban sewerage especially is vital to modernity, railing against it seems pretty dumb. It’s like how people whinge about cars in New York while forgetting that before they were invented, the city was drowning in horse in horse shit.



if your model for modernity requires you to destroy your sources of fresh water and strip nutrients from fields you should probably reconsider it

#668

Ironicwarcriminal posted:
Urban sewerage especially is vital to modernity, railing against it seems pretty dumb. It’s like how people whinge about cars in New York while forgetting that before they were invented, the city was drowning in horse in horse shit.



urban sewerage actually made public health much much worse for quite a long time; in the uk it took things getting so disgustingly smelly members of parliament were vomiting in the house of commons for things to change

#669

jools posted:
hey goatstein guess when the first london cholera epidemics caused by human shit in the drinking water were



i assume that it doesnt explain why you dont start drinking out of the thames and crapping in a chamberpot right now so im not terribly interested in the answer

#670

Goethestein posted:

jools posted:
hey goatstein guess when the first london cholera epidemics caused by human shit in the drinking water were

i assume that it doesnt explain why you dont start drinking out of the thames and crapping in a chamberpot right now so im not terribly interested in the answer



how very dare you presume i am not doing both, right now

#671
What was their civilisation? Vast, I allow: but vile. Cloaca: sewers. The Jews in the wilderness and on the mountaintop said: It is meet to be here. Let us build an altar to Jehovah. The Roman, like the Englishman who follows in his footsteps, brought to every new shore on which he set his foot (on our shore he never set it) only his cloacal obsession. He gazed about him in his toga and he said: It is meet to be here. Let us construct a watercloset.
#672

jools posted:

Ironicwarcriminal posted:
Urban sewerage especially is vital to modernity, railing against it seems pretty dumb. It’s like how people whinge about cars in New York while forgetting that before they were invented, the city was drowning in horse in horse shit.

urban sewerage actually made public health much much worse for quite a long time; in the uk it took things getting so disgustingly smelly members of parliament were vomiting in the house of commons for things to change



and by the same token communism killed millions yet this was a failure of implementation and not idea. except thats not a totally fair analogy because toilets are still a thing that people care about

#673

jools posted:
hey goatstein guess when the first london cholera epidemics caused by human shit in the drinking water were


immediately before my arrest for indecent exposure

#674

Goethestein posted:

babyfinland posted:
goatstein back in the premodern days of poopeating there was a magic man who told us not to urinate in running water

thats stupid because urine is sterile and drinking running water that a lot of people peed in is better than drinking it from a stagnant pool exposed to the same



my bad i meant stagnant water, not running water

#675

Goethestein posted:

jools posted:

Ironicwarcriminal posted:
Urban sewerage especially is vital to modernity, railing against it seems pretty dumb. It’s like how people whinge about cars in New York while forgetting that before they were invented, the city was drowning in horse in horse shit.

urban sewerage actually made public health much much worse for quite a long time; in the uk it took things getting so disgustingly smelly members of parliament were vomiting in the house of commons for things to change

and by the same token communism killed millions yet this was a failure of implementation and not idea. except thats not a totally fair analogy because toilets are still a thing that people care about



haha goatstein is a communist lol

#676

Goethestein posted:

jools posted:

Ironicwarcriminal posted:
Urban sewerage especially is vital to modernity, railing against it seems pretty dumb. It’s like how people whinge about cars in New York while forgetting that before they were invented, the city was drowning in horse in horse shit.

urban sewerage actually made public health much much worse for quite a long time; in the uk it took things getting so disgustingly smelly members of parliament were vomiting in the house of commons for things to change

and by the same token communism killed millions yet this was a failure of implementation and not idea. except thats not a totally fair analogy because toilets are still a thing that people care about


by the same token, Total Hitler

#677

deadken posted:
when you think about it paedophilia was basically the norm for much of human history, and now contemporary society has this massive neurosis about the sexualisation of children that brings it to the level of an Absolute Evil. maybe this is better iono but it certainly contributes to all kind of social ills like frustrated incels shooting up workplaces & baby finland

actually menarche is generally the time when women were considered to become sexual and it historically occurred mostly in women around the ages of 16-17, hope this helps.

#678
personally i do all my poopin in plastic bags and keep them on a shelf above my bed but i guess thats just me
#679
Clearly "dont piss in your drinking water " is wisdom attributable only to an infinite intelligence
#680

Cycloneboy posted:

deadken posted:
when you think about it paedophilia was basically the norm for much of human history, and now contemporary society has this massive neurosis about the sexualisation of children that brings it to the level of an Absolute Evil. maybe this is better iono but it certainly contributes to all kind of social ills like frustrated incels shooting up workplaces & baby finland

actually menarche is generally the time when women were considered to become sexual and it historically occurred mostly in women around the ages of 16-17, hope this helps.



that is not true whatsoever lol