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conec posted:

littlegreenpills posted:

i know some real fucking tards but every single one of them is capable of certain feats of cognition which i would never be able to match. "repeating a stale injoke at an opportune moment and making your friends laugh" is a really complex task that ought to require careful observation and subtle calculation but even the unwashed dullards manage it on the whole

i say funny azz sh*d in class n make all my classmates n professors laugh but in 1 on 1 conversations i make ppl mega uncomfortable like i told my professor who happens 2 be a mormon that i like looking at unidentified body profiles n hav seen many execution vids in my life n i say sh1d that i intended to be funny but jus doesn`t go over well w my peers for example this girl was chatting me up n her bf disappeared n she was like "whered he go???" n i said "he went to go blow some feces he'll be back" n she jus didn't say anyfing

edit: uhm but jus cos i hav a well developed SoH (Sense of Humor) does **not** mean i am a dolt or nefing i`m jus blessed in dis way



despite what you think of yourself even the brokenest autist has in an objective sense a supernatural talent for interpreting other humanses actions and navigating social situations and transactions and you even more so thats what the best evidence suggests we evolved to do not exclusively bash each other on the head and be mean as tpaine seems to think

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conec posted:

littlegreenpills posted:

conec posted:

littlegreenpills posted:

i know some real fucking tards but every single one of them is capable of certain feats of cognition which i would never be able to match. "repeating a stale injoke at an opportune moment and making your friends laugh" is a really complex task that ought to require careful observation and subtle calculation but even the unwashed dullards manage it on the whole

i say funny azz sh*d in class n make all my classmates n professors laugh but in 1 on 1 conversations i make ppl mega uncomfortable like i told my professor who happens 2 be a mormon that i like looking at unidentified body profiles n hav seen many execution vids in my life n i say sh1d that i intended to be funny but jus doesn`t go over well w my peers for example this girl was chatting me up n her bf disappeared n she was like "whered he go???" n i said "he went to go blow some feces he'll be back" n she jus didn't say anyfing

edit: uhm but jus cos i hav a well developed SoH (Sense of Humor) does **not** mean i am a dolt or nefing i`m jus blessed in dis way

despite what you think of yourself even the brokenest autist has in an objective sense a supernatural talent for interpreting other humanses actions and navigating social situations and transactions and you even more so thats what the best evidence suggests we evolved to do not exclusively bash each other on the head and be mean as tpaine seems to think

u fink im an autist?? i hav highly specific interests n sh`d n my mom suggested i hav aspergers b4 cos i dont make eye contact but thats not cos i cant its jus cos i feel rude when i look ppl in the eye its like disrespectful or sth idk o yea n i have sensory integration probs like our man adam lanza but na i aint an autist imo i`m too fly tbh



i said you're not an autist sorry if it wasn't clear

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i have synæsthesia, narcolepsy and tourette's
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faces of death
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im gonna laff if it turns out that conec goes to the same private college that mobutu went to
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school of the americas
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conec posted:

wat school dey went 2?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_College_of_Florida

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getfiscal posted:

Arguments for and against the Minimum Wage
By g̶r̶i̶m̶e̶s̶ Connie Neck

It was the zero Hitler of times, it was the full Hitler of times.



look, im no fascist or anything but cmon....ZERO Hitler?? the fuck outta here wit that shit

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conec posted:

i hav highly specific interests n sh`d n my mom suggested i hav aspergers b4 cos i dont make eye contact but thats not cos i cant its jus cos i feel rude when i look ppl in the eye its like disrespectful or sth idk o yea n i have sensory integration probs like our man adam lanza but na i aint an autist imo i`m too fly tbh


tpaine posted:

i don't like making eye contact too long either. i feel like a wild animal trying to stare someone down or size them up



same. i feel like if i look anyone in the eye too long theyll be able to tell what im really thinking and then one of us wont be allowed to leave the room alive

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juts a friendly tip but discipline is originally from florida too so be careful
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why is discipline so mad at conec again
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i mean maybe on the surface conecs posting style epitomizes neoliberal depoliticized self-absorbed atomization or something but ffs we're all up to our necks in it anyway so what does it mattr
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i dont really know im not expressing my own opinion here im tryin to divine someone elses which as a human being is the only thing i can reasonably be expected to be any good at but u have to admit there are situational handicaps
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try to make the best of it if you want, but the reality is that there are a lot fewer bizarre and thought-provoking posts and a lot more discussions about what kind of a candy or sleep schedule an undergraduate student prefers
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tpaine, why are you still living in florida? what the fuck are you doing?

i have friends from florida living in san francisco now, they are much happier. move. what are you doing? why?
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tpaine's leg is caught in 53 miles of fishing line, the other end is snarled in some brush in gainesville. check your privilege
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aerdil posted:

tpaine, why are you still living in florida? what the fuck are you doing?

he has to return some video tapes

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i can't remember who mobutu is but i used to hang at New College a lot. best school in FL [aside from UF of course go Gator Nation stay out da swamp or ur gonna get CHOMPED[
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