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conec posted:

ah f`ck jus woke up hav class in 20 min 10 min walk im hungy want bfast ahh!!
aye if some1 want to write some papers 4 me n get paid lemme kno cos im sicxk of writing paper 4 this class theres 1-2 papers due every week i hate it!!

Sure, I'll write you some papers, what college do you go to and who is your professor?

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let me talk to your professor
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i think your pals here at the rhizzone would be more than happy to write any academic papers on your behalf
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what are they also write you're own paypers
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actually why dont you just post the assignments here, and let users post their essays. You can sensor the college out or whatever

i wanna read tpaines take on the assignment
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conec posted:

ok the one due today which i cud probably turn in monday is a response paper to emmauel ringelblum - notes from the warsaw ghetto

the 1 due monday is on minimum wage - summarzing arguments for / against it nd taking a stance lmao.. -__-+



the 1 due tuesday is response paper to uh.. primo levi the drowned and the saved
the 1 due thursday is response paper to arendt banality of evil

the 1 due friday i will probably do myself cos im looking forward 2 writing dat 1



4 copies of "A Modern Defense of Communism" cummin right up!

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Slipping that overdue paper under the prof's office door 3 minutes before the humanities building doors are locked is one of the most exhilarating feelings I've ever felt because my life is and has been very boring.
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conec posted:

-__-+ ya f*ck it i`m going home 2 take a nap if i write dis paper that i`m supposed 2 turn in 2day (it was due yesterday but i didnt knoe n i went up to prof during break n was like "uhmm i misheard u i thought u said it was due tues can i turn it in like tomorrow" n he was like "its ok, yes" so im jus assuming he wont care if i turn it in on monday or w.e)) i prob won`t finish until after the building his office is in is locked but w/e f8ck it i feel like scheisse~~!!!!

Why are you wasting your time going to college

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conec posted:

i was/am a p goode student i`m depressed thoe n unmotivated lately sue me
WTF are u on my case for swampman.. why did YOU go to college?? if u even did?

I went because my mother and I were lied to throughout my entire public school education that college was a required step for my happy life.

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conec posted:

emmanuel ***** i`m so sweepy i`m in library i wanna go home i`m on my period n it`s my birthday my least fave day of the year i jus wanna die
!!!!!!!!!!

happy birthday conec

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stop fretting about assignments in college conec. remember that youre in day care for 18-25 year olds and everything will be alright
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oh btw, i found one of your papers for you: http://takingnote.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/03/07/f-d-r-makes-the-case-for-the-minimum-wage/?_php=true&_type=blogs&hp&rref=opinion&_r=0
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swampman posted:

I went because my mother and I were lied to throughout my entire public school education that college was a required step for my happy life.


college only counts if you have a stem degree, hth

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college is the most important thing any of us will ever do
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yo conec if you want papers written for you for cash i am happy to do that, i can fulfill your community college's nonchallenging rubrics AND maintain adherence to the firm orthodoxy of mao tse-tung thought at the same time AND work in jihadi anasheed. all reasonable rates. i promise not to go full hitler.
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i successfully scared a teacher into giving me a good grade once by feigning disgust at primo levi for saying he wasnt a zionist
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conec who r ur fav posters (do i happen to be among them :3)
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my wife prob has the skillz and the background 2 write a gud paper for you but shes rly busy w work+thesis+union repping+has weird ideas about academic integrity so im not confident
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Arguments for and against the Minimum Wage
By g̶r̶i̶m̶e̶s̶ Connie Neck

It was the zero Hitler of times, it was the full Hitler of times.
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connin connie
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"sarah conec?"
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pls dont make fun of community college
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conec posted:

man every1 is mean 2 me here n its festering w piggo perverts yall makin me feel like sh1t about myself

i jsut want you to write your own papers bc 1. you have it in you 2. cheetoes never prosper

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