#121

daddyholes posted:






e: crikey snype

#122
on second though why dont we engage the Enemy directly by infecting Troops with cholera, send them to shit in syrian water
#123
its not biological warfare if our Troops are the vectors
#124

Hitler posted:

yo krink, it's cool that you're casting doubt on the war march propaganda, but isn't the principled stance to oppose intervention even if assad uses chemical weapons? i guess that doesn't mean it isn't strategically viable to fight the propaganda war or w/e

the thing is that the UN considers systematic use of chemical weapons to be a crime against humanity that compels intervention. which is probably a sound principle and would probably be grounds for 'humanitarian intervention' if assad really were killing many thousands of people with it. the problem is more that the US has no moral high ground to launch that attack from, and it would probably make things a lot worse for everyone in syria, among other reasons.

#125

Hitler posted:

yo krink, it's cool that you're casting doubt on the war march propaganda, but isn't the principled stance to oppose intervention even if assad uses chemical weapons?



i dont think those two things are mutually exclusive

#126

Hitler posted:

yo krink, it's cool that you're casting doubt on the war march propaganda, but isn't the principled stance to oppose intervention even if assad uses chemical weapons?

yes, of course. intervention should be opposed even if it turns out assad's forces used chemical weapons.

that said, it makes perfect sense to focus on the fact that assad's chemical weapons use has not been conclusively proven and that launching a war based on the current evidence would be illogical in addition to being imperialist. the argument really overlaps with principled anti-interventionism by presenting the case that imperialist wars tend to be based on false assumptions and outright fabrication by their very nature.

#127
right, right, thx for the clarification
#128
arm every cruise missile with a Schwarzgerät containing a cholera-infected Troop, target rivers, reserviors, water treatment plants, hospitals, etc.
#129

babyhueypnewton posted:

getfiscal posted:

hey now he's not a hipster

he's a political hispter, I wish there was a better term for the uniquely pathetic creature that develops in the left who is too cool for rebellion but needs all those marxist SHEEPLE to pay attention because no one outside the far left cult gives a shit about him.



pretty sure thats just a liberal with a better understanding of the world

#130

elemennop posted:

getfiscal posted:

it's weird how americans sort of pretend that sewer lines and electrical are some sort of optional thing that you can fuck around with to annoy people. in reality when you hit those systems then like a billion people die.



well, not just like random people, but mostly people like my sickly grandfather who can't get treatment for his cancer, not like people of high military value.



'if i can't afford my medical treatment then why should Syrians' is a respectable and defensible position for an american to hold imo

#131
Also with 2 weeks to election day Prime Minister Kevin Rudd announced that he was cutting short the day's campaigning to fly back to Canberra for security briefings on Syria......and then proceeded to fly to to Brisbane to shoot a segment for political cooking show 'Kitchen Cabinet'
#132
the sanctions against Iran were changed a few years back by Congress, by the way, so that even if Iran completely destroyed their whole nuclear program in full view of everyone the entire crushing sanction regime would still be in effect and every company that does business in dollars would be required to uphold it
#133

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

political cooking show 'Kitchen Cabinet'



this is a real thing. in real life. for real

lol

#134

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

elemennop posted:

getfiscal posted:

it's weird how americans sort of pretend that sewer lines and electrical are some sort of optional thing that you can fuck around with to annoy people. in reality when you hit those systems then like a billion people die.



well, not just like random people, but mostly people like my sickly grandfather who can't get treatment for his cancer, not like people of high military value.

'if i can't afford my medical treatment then why should Syrians' is a respectable and defensible position for an american to hold imo



can you not flippantly support the murder of innocent people even if it's "ironic" and really "Funny" and "cool"

#135

TG posted:

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

political cooking show 'Kitchen Cabinet'



this is a real thing. in real life. for real

lol




#136
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#137
crikey mates, getcha a lookah at this heah curious creature! and 'e's a big one, this fellah. why it's not every day you come across the aussie priome ministah in its habitat!
#138
http://thecable.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2013/08/27/exclusive_us_spies_say_intercepted_calls_prove_syrias_army_used_nerve_gas

Last Wednesday, in the hours after a horrific chemical attack east of Damascus, an official at the Syrian Ministry of Defense exchanged panicked phone calls with a leader of a chemical weapons unit, demanding answers for a nerve agent strike that killed more than 1,000 people. Those conversations were overheard by U.S. intelligence services, The Cable has learned. And that is the major reason why American officials now say they're certain that the attacks were the work of the Bashar al-Assad regime -- and why the U.S. military is likely to attack that regime in a matter of days.

But the intercept raises questions about culpability for the chemical massacre, even as it answers others: Was the attack on Aug. 21 the work of a Syrian officer overstepping his bounds? Or was the strike explicitly directed by senior members of the Assad regime? "It's unclear where control lies," one U.S. intelligence official told The Cable. "Is there just some sort of general blessing to use these things? Or are there explicit orders for each attack?"

Nor are U.S. analysts sure of the Syrian military's rationale for launching the strike -- if it had a rationale at all. Perhaps it was a lone general putting a long-standing battle plan in motion; perhaps it was a miscalculation by the Assad government. Whatever the reason, the attack has triggered worldwide outrage, and put the Obama administration on the brink of launching a strike of its own in Syria. "We don't know exactly why it happened," the intelligence official added. "We just know it was pretty fucking stupid."

American intelligence analysts are certain that chemical weapons were used on Aug. 21 -- the captured phone calls, combined with local doctors' accounts and video documentation of the tragedy -- are considered proof positive. That is why the U.S. government, from the president on down, has been unequivocal in its declarations that the Syrian military gassed thousands of civilians in the East Ghouta region.



is there any doubt that we're gonna bomb them at this point

#139

Hitler posted:

http://thecable.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2013/08/27/exclusive_us_spies_say_intercepted_calls_prove_syrias_army_used_nerve_gas

Last Wednesday, in the hours after a horrific chemical attack east of Damascus, an official at the Syrian Ministry of Defense exchanged panicked phone calls with a leader of a chemical weapons unit, demanding answers for a nerve agent strike that killed more than 1,000 people. Those conversations were overheard by U.S. intelligence services, The Cable has learned. And that is the major reason why American officials now say they're certain that the attacks were the work of the Bashar al-Assad regime -- and why the U.S. military is likely to attack that regime in a matter of days.

But the intercept raises questions about culpability for the chemical massacre, even as it answers others: Was the attack on Aug. 21 the work of a Syrian officer overstepping his bounds? Or was the strike explicitly directed by senior members of the Assad regime? "It's unclear where control lies," one U.S. intelligence official told The Cable. "Is there just some sort of general blessing to use these things? Or are there explicit orders for each attack?"

Nor are U.S. analysts sure of the Syrian military's rationale for launching the strike -- if it had a rationale at all. Perhaps it was a lone general putting a long-standing battle plan in motion; perhaps it was a miscalculation by the Assad government. Whatever the reason, the attack has triggered worldwide outrage, and put the Obama administration on the brink of launching a strike of its own in Syria. "We don't know exactly why it happened," the intelligence official added. "We just know it was pretty fucking stupid."

American intelligence analysts are certain that chemical weapons were used on Aug. 21 -- the captured phone calls, combined with local doctors' accounts and video documentation of the tragedy -- are considered proof positive. That is why the U.S. government, from the president on down, has been unequivocal in its declarations that the Syrian military gassed thousands of civilians in the East Ghouta region.



is there any doubt that we're gonna bomb them at this point

as soon as they weren't jesus loving white people there was never any doubt that the united states of america would bomb them and kill them. the only question was when. and in this specific case, the answer is "just in time for the footage to be shown on all the high def TV's on display for labor day sales." the god of capital requires blood to feed.

#140

Hitler posted:

"Is there just some sort of general blessing to use these things? Or are there explicit orders for each attack?"


they took a page out of the american military playbook and just told the guys "kill anything you see"

#141
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#142

Hitler posted:

Was the attack on Aug. 21 the work of a Syrian officer overstepping his bounds?



he pulled a bunny calvin

#143
Assad Govt possibly killed a thousand people one day, American govt vows to do better
#144

MarxUltor posted:

as soon as they weren't jesus loving white people there was never any doubt that the united states of america would bomb them and kill them.



iraq 84-88. and its not just cuz tariq aziz was christian.

but really the only reason we'd be attacking is to level the playing field between rebels and govt so the bloodshed goes on longer leaving syria a non-actor for as long as possible. *hi5 for bloodshed*

#145
Turns out that chemical attack that led to missile strikes and nuclear war between Russia and America was a teenage Syrian dishwasher who accidentally mixed the ammonia and bleach on his first day on the job. He feels really bad about what he did, but doesn't tell anyone for fear of being punished.
#146
and the story got lost in the swirls of history
#147
Haha, it's pretty fun playing devil's advocate in D and D. Like, all I have to post is theorizing that maybe it was a false flag attack, and liberals just get so pissed off, how can I not understand, it has to be Assad's forces responsible. Eyewitnesses say it came from a mountain! The rebels are too dumb to be capable of this! Why would they bomb their own guys!! Only the government has these weapons!(ignoring that the rebel alliance gets their weapons from looted weapons depots)! Yeah, I put that inbetween two exclamation marks.
And I'm not even saying that Assad's guys definitely didn't do it, just raising the possibilities. They're so convinced of their views.
#148
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#149

Red_Canadian posted:

Haha, it's pretty fun playing devil's advocate in D and D. Like, all I have to post is theorizing that maybe it was a false flag attack, and liberals just get so pissed off, how can I not understand, it has to be Assad's forces responsible. Eyewitnesses say it came from a mountain! The rebels are too dumb to be capable of this! Why would they bomb their own guys!! Only the government has these weapons!(ignoring that the rebel alliance gets their weapons from looted weapons depots)! Yeah, I put that inbetween two exclamation marks.
And I'm not even saying that Assad's guys definitely didn't do it, just raising the possibilities. They're so convinced of their views.



give them "what for" and then tell them lf sent you. if they mention the pants thing just ignore it- trust me!

#150

Hitler posted:

http://thecable.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2013/08/27/exclusive_us_spies_say_intercepted_calls_prove_syrias_army_used_nerve_gas

Last Wednesday, in the hours after a horrific chemical attack east of Damascus, an official at the Syrian Ministry of Defense exchanged panicked phone calls with a leader of a chemical weapons unit, demanding answers for a nerve agent strike that killed more than 1,000 people. Those conversations were overheard by U.S. intelligence services, The Cable has learned. And that is the major reason why American officials now say they're certain that the attacks were the work of the Bashar al-Assad regime -- and why the U.S. military is likely to attack that regime in a matter of days.

But the intercept raises questions about culpability for the chemical massacre, even as it answers others: Was the attack on Aug. 21 the work of a Syrian officer overstepping his bounds? Or was the strike explicitly directed by senior members of the Assad regime? "It's unclear where control lies," one U.S. intelligence official told The Cable. "Is there just some sort of general blessing to use these things? Or are there explicit orders for each attack?"

Nor are U.S. analysts sure of the Syrian military's rationale for launching the strike -- if it had a rationale at all. Perhaps it was a lone general putting a long-standing battle plan in motion; perhaps it was a miscalculation by the Assad government. Whatever the reason, the attack has triggered worldwide outrage, and put the Obama administration on the brink of launching a strike of its own in Syria. "We don't know exactly why it happened," the intelligence official added. "We just know it was pretty fucking stupid."

American intelligence analysts are certain that chemical weapons were used on Aug. 21 -- the captured phone calls, combined with local doctors' accounts and video documentation of the tragedy -- are considered proof positive. That is why the U.S. government, from the president on down, has been unequivocal in its declarations that the Syrian military gassed thousands of civilians in the East Ghouta region.



i mean why WOULDNT Assad use the one thing that absolutely guarantees automatic American military intervention against him and assuring the utter impossibility of his victory, instead of simply continuing to use the massive fuel-air bombs which are actually much more effective at killing large numbers of his enemies while causing relatively little to no additional pearl-clutching international furor? its just good strategy

#151

guidoanselmi posted:

MarxUltor posted:

as soon as they weren't jesus loving white people there was never any doubt that the united states of america would bomb them and kill them.

iraq 84-88. and its not just cuz tariq aziz was christian.

but really the only reason we'd be attacking is to level the playing field between rebels and govt so the bloodshed goes on longer leaving syria a non-actor for as long as possible. *hi5 for bloodshed*



more than leaving syria as a non-actor its about creating a fertile spawning ground for the hip new generation of terrorists that will get the weary American public back on track and justify every NSA program and dollar sent to Israel

#152
U.S. Intelligence Services Intercept Proof of Gas Attacks

According to an unnamed source, U.S. surveillance agencies have discovered irrefutable evidence showing Syrian President Bashar Hafez al-Assad was directly responsible for the use of sarin gas against valiant rebel freedom fighters. The emails, according to military experts, are legitimate, some say. One such NSA program-intercepted communique reads:

From: xXxTheLionAssadxXx@hushmail.com
To: JulianAssange@wikileaks.com
CC: Al-Qaeda, the Taliban, Al-Nusra, Muslim Brotherhood, jewhunter93

We did it. We used gas. I ordered the use of the gas. Me. I ordered my soldiers to use gas against those people. I did it, me did, i gas, me gas man, he i what did bad thing. This is a confession, and i DARE those American pussies to do anything about it!!!!

#153
Things are getting pretty syrias
#154

xxCraigxx posted:

Things are getting pretty syrias


#155
how do you guys still care about things like this, or really anything

i don't mean that as an accusatory statement, i am actually asking. because i can't really process world events anymore, it's just static. the same things continually reoccur. what does it matter

thanks in advance
#156
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#157
were bringing 'care' back into style
#158
did John Kerry get botox
#159
Israelis scramble for gas masks as tensions rise
Houston Chronicle - ‎18 minutes ago‎
JERUSALEM (AP) - Israelis lined up at gas-mask distribution centers Wednesday and communities bordering Syria readied bomb shelters as top government officials held emergency meetings amid fears of a possible Syrian attack on Israel.

lol
#160
In Rush to Strike Syria, U.S. Tried to Derail U.N. Probe