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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:
i literally majored in linguistics because when iw as 16 and started college i was like hurrr chomsky and now i work for a liberal invest advisory service



lmao i started as a finance and linguistics double major

is there like a porous boundary between linguistics and finance

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guidoanselmi posted:
^^^^
people who didn't study engineering
vvvv

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futurewidow posted:

getfiscal posted:

discipline posted:
Mad bank eh

i had a friend that made $12,000 in a summer which seems good

that's my yearly income



only work 3 months outta the year eh?? must be nice...

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elemennop posted:

Groulxsmith posted:
if you didnt take humanities classes with a bunch of aerospace engineers you missed out

the idea that american humanities/social science majors are somehow better on social issues than engineers is crazy. engineers are naive and uniformed, humanities majors are usually actively indoctrinated. not to mention, faculty is explicitly ideologically screened in the social sciences



Lmao what are you talking about, academia is likea the only placeto in america where you can identify as a marxist and not be seen as a potentially dangerous lunatic

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Crow posted:
lmao i started as a finance and linguistics double major

is there like a porous boundary between linguistics and finance



yes probably. do you go to ut i bet we encountered eachother at some point god thats weird im moving back to austin on saturday STAY AWAY FROM ME

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drivel of drunken hags
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Goethestein posted:

elemennop posted:

Groulxsmith posted:
if you didnt take humanities classes with a bunch of aerospace engineers you missed out

the idea that american humanities/social science majors are somehow better on social issues than engineers is crazy. engineers are naive and uniformed, humanities majors are usually actively indoctrinated. not to mention, faculty is explicitly ideologically screened in the social sciences

Lmao what are you talking about, academia is likea the only placeto in america where you can identify as a marxist and not be seen as a potentially dangerous lunatic

cultural marxism is always an acceptable niche because it does nothing to challenge the status quo in any meaningful way and its degradation of orthodox marxism is just gravy

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ILL SEE YOU AT TOWN HALL FOR OCCUPY AUSTIN, CROW
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A longtime acquaintance perfectly captured the dominant Internet memes in an e-mail he sent me after my last column,
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

Crow posted:
lmao i started as a finance and linguistics double major

is there like a porous boundary between linguistics and finance

yes probably. do you go to ut i bet we encountered eachother at some point god thats weird im moving back to austin on saturday STAY AWAY FROM ME



yes probably. do you go to ut i bet we encountered eachother at some point god thats weird im moving back to austin on saturday STAY AWAY FROM ME

haha if you attended class, then probably, no, you didnt see me

good luck staying away from me though. Me and tpaine (shirley) roam the streets @ night, prime fuck hour. Thats weird. No its not. Its weird, do you go to the place with 60,000 people? Do you lolly-gagg-and-twirl-about somewhere where i;m n;o;t; Well good to see you, in the future, fucker, gagaga. Who else, who else, who else... is all moving back to austin on saturday?

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epic crowpost
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Crow posted:
haha if you attended class, then probably, no, you didnt see me

good luck staying away from me though. Me and tpaine (shirley) roam the streets @ night, prime fuck hour. Thats weird. No its not. Its weird, do you go to the place with 60,000 people? Do you lolly-gagg-and-twirl-about somewhere where i;m n;o;t; Well good to see you, in the future, fucker, gagaga. Who else, who else, who else... is all moving back to austin on saturday?



SEE YOU DT BRO. DT. DT.

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Come see my fashion walk during SXSW *Jadakiss laugh*
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hey man ya lets go get a beer at THE GRACKLE get it bc ppl think grackles are crwos... i fuckin kill me
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let me know when u turn 21 and we'll go to Qua and get bottle service over teh shark dancefloor
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Let me know when you're white so you can get let into Pure. err well at least not black, i guess they let in a SHITload of desis
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seriously though did you know that place Qua on W 4th has fucking sharks under the dancefloor swimming around? that is a real thing hahah what the heeeck
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also, they drained the shark tanks. lol.
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also a shitload of rich white yuppies from California and Florida have flooded the place, gentrification of the Eastside is faster than hell, and they built like five skyscrapers since you were last here. Enjoy
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dang i missed my chance.
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lol if you went to university

"i'm so lost and helpless......i need you to teach me master"

even loller if you bought their lies and are now in a bunch of debt
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Mike Nelson here.
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i'm going to move to austin because i'm austin weird! haha! people say i'm the "wild card" of accounts payable.
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tardy on these heaters
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i plan on getting a phd from harvard in inner asian and altaic studies
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crow did u see the shit austinites say youtube bc my firends (from wimberley not austin!!!!) made taht video

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this is austinchat now if youre not weird GET OUT
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

crow did u see the shit austinites say youtube bc my firends (from wimberley not austin!!!!) made taht video



Like an autistic person with a camera in Portsmouth, it seems like this is a rather naval-gazing video

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Austin's famed weirdness seems hollow and parochial, i don't buy it.
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Mike Nelson here.
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austin has a lot of women that roller derby according to the film whip it
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yeah it definitely is why would you even think for a second it wasnt. austin is like the second whitest place ever besides portland and its a total shithole. the 2 months i am about to spend there will be hell on earth except im not actually gonna be in austin ima be in the country outside it playin banjho in the woods doo doo doo

one of my good womyn friends i have bc i'm a feminist ally did roller derby and i would go to her bouts some times bc im a feminist ally and there were no bangs! no bangs at all! wher eare the chicks on the roller skates with bangs, i asked...
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

crow did u see the shit austinites say youtube bc my firends (from wimberley not austin!!!!) made taht video



i saw that, and im glad you are making friends with crackas, more of your kind

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i know it mainly from documentary series "COPS" and it seems like any other sunbelt shithole with militarized black-clad, buzzcutted jackbooted thugs on the lookout for any weirdness that rises above having a nose ring or a bumper sticker
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Crow posted:
i saw that, and im glad you are making friends with crackas, more of your kind



akkin like you dont live in hyde park

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it's not that good but it's ok. compared to toronto or frisco or some shit its pretty much bad but compared to a lot of places its OK. i've already taken your suggestion about getting a dog to heart and am highly considering getting married and a job at a real company 9-5 mtwtf so i can get a house and settle down so i acn get a dog 2 bring out with me busking. i bet if i put a bandana on that dog id get like 5-8 dollars more from a days busk
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

Crow posted:
i saw that, and im glad you are making friends with crackas, more of your kind

akkin like you dont live in hyde park



whats the term for like de-gentrifying? because that's what we've done in the places we lived in hyde park

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being a disgustin cretin?
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:
being a disgustin cretin?

Check your privilege cracka

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tardy on these heaters
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get married ftw
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Crow posted:
Check your privilege cracka



im gonna check my coat at the door of Qua