#161
Poronto
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j j abrams should write a movie where God gives up on humanity and backs a bunch of aliens who are far better muslims
#162
Mike Nelson here.
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littlegreenpills posted:

j j abrams should write a movie where God gives up on humanity and backs a bunch of aliens who are far better muslims

then bill pullman will fly his plane into god's face and humanity will be saved

#163
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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getfiscal posted:

i almost walked away from my computer with the window open to impper's last post to get a shower which would have been problematic had my roommate walked in and found the following on my screen:

Her Big, Hard Brothers
Daddy Sex Stories

>> reddit loves pedos



exposing the outside world to imppers posts is pretty irresponsible bro. i bet youre not even reading them through a hole in a paper plate like youre supposed to either

#164
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Superabound posted:

getfiscal posted:

i almost walked away from my computer with the window open to impper's last post to get a shower which would have been problematic had my roommate walked in and found the following on my screen:

Her Big, Hard Brothers
Daddy Sex Stories

>> reddit loves pedos

exposing the outside world to imppers posts is pretty irresponsible bro. i bet youre not even reading them through a hole in a paper plate like youre supposed to either



Nice. you destroyed him. right walloped him mate.

#165
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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AmericanNazbro posted:

Nice. you destroyed him. right walloped him mate.



good. because forums matter

#166
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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are you sure it wasnt....well....too mean? i can go back and edit it
#167
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Superabound posted:

AmericanNazbro posted:

Nice. you destroyed him. right walloped him mate.

good. because forums matter



thoughts and ideas hold no value for the simple minded.

#168
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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AmericanNazbro posted:

thoughts and ideas hold no value for the simple minded.



damn bro, thats deep


Superabound has suggested this video:

#169
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post your pic superabound. you can only be redeemed aesthetically, theres no hope for you here kid
#170
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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hmm posting my picture for a bunch of jewish cokeheads to fawn over so that i might receive internet "redemption". yeah let me get right on that lol
#171
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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forgive them Father, they know not what they Mountain Dew
#172
mt.real
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what. i'm probably not jewish
#173
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#174
Mike Nelson here.
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when i was 12 one of my teachers said "i'll always remember you because you were always holding a can of coke" and well i guess that's better than academic achievement or friendship
#175
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if you were sexy you wouldn't be scared. if you are actually sexy you are already guilty. this reminds me of an old stalinist joke from the homeland...
#176
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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people constantly criticizing my opinions. questioning my bona fides. endlessly talking about me behind my back. always begging for pictures so that they can rate my physical attractiveness...

i humbly accept my position as the rhizzones first openly female poster
#177
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It's cool to be inside of the real int3rnet where stuff gets done and everyone has a substance abuse problem. We play hard, we joke hard, and we got no friends.
#178
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I l;eft all me friends on the Women-on-Man Rape Isle,
#179
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#180
Unapologetic Opponent of Rape
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Keven posted:

It's cool to be inside of the real int3rnet where stuff gets done and everyone has a substance abuse problem. We play hard, we joke hard, and we got no friends.

friends are for the unlucky turdlords without schizoid personality disorder.

#181
Goldgelbes Löwenäffchen
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what was the argument in this thread about. i just read it but i forgot already
#182
Unapologetic Opponent of Rape
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GoldenLionTamarin posted:

what was the argument in this thread about. i just read it but i forgot already

Muhammed fucked a nine year old girl, but the Romans and Greeks waited until you were 10/11, so basically Muhammed was worse than the Romans.

#183
Nippon
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cycloneteen is what would happen if they uploaded 4chan into lt. commander data
#184
Unapologetic Opponent of Rape
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Goethestein posted:

cycloneteen is what would happen if they uploaded 4chan into lt. commander data

No, because I'm not racist, unlike someone here. *idly points at your "daddy i'm fucking a colored religion" post*

#185
Nippon
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Cycloneboy posted:

Goethestein posted:

cycloneteen is what would happen if they uploaded 4chan into lt. commander data

No, because I'm not racist, unlike someone here. *idly points at your "daddy i'm fucking a colored religion" post*



that wasnt my post.

#186
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Yeah lets not forget the events of Columbine high school, by re enacting it once every six months in a different school or public space. *casually yawns and extends both arms, with the right arm, at the apex of the yawn, pointing directly to your dick*
#187
Unapologetic Opponent of Rape
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Goethestein posted:

Cycloneboy posted:

Goethestein posted:

cycloneteen is what would happen if they uploaded 4chan into lt. commander data

No, because I'm not racist, unlike someone here. *idly points at your "daddy i'm fucking a colored religion" post*

that wasnt my post.

huh. then i'm not transphobic, unlike someone here. *idly points at your entire fucking post history*

#188
Nippon
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im not afraid of transppl. what are they going to do, inevitably commit suicide at me
#189
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they'll probably just have sex w/ you once your sexual repression reaches a boiling point and you start frequenting airport bathrooms
#190
Unapologetic Opponent of Rape
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Goethestein posted:

im not afraid of transppl. what are they going to do, inevitably commit suicide at me

rape by envelopment.

fine, then let's use the term "cissexist"

#191
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#192
Nippon
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aerdil posted:

they'll probably just have sex w/ you once your sexual repression reaches a boiling point and you start frequenting airport bathrooms



speaking of which i know this is a rare opinion but dudes who get off on pre ops are actually less weird when you think about it. wanting to fuck men with titties and makeup in the ass is a weird fetish but nothing more. wanting to stick your dick in an open wound cut into the torso of a castrated mental patient is pure human centipede territory

#193
Unapologetic Opponent of Rape
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Goethestein posted:

aerdil posted:

they'll probably just have sex w/ you once your sexual repression reaches a boiling point and you start frequenting airport bathrooms

speaking of which i know this is a rare opinion but dudes who get off on pre ops are actually less weird when you think about it. wanting to fuck men with titties and makeup in the ass is a weird fetish but nothing more. wanting to stick your dick in an open wound cut into the torso of a castrated mental patient is pure human centipede territory

hmm, yes, except not at all. wanting to fuck a woman with a penis is a weird fetish but nothing more. wanting to fuck another dude just because pre-transition he presented as a woman? that shit's weird as hell.

#194
Unapologetic Opponent of Rape
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Goatstein, would you have sex with a transman? After all, he's "really" a woman.
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#196
Nippon
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Cycloneboy posted:

Goatstein, would you have sex with a transman? After all, he's "really" a woman.



dont stick ur dick in crazy

#197
Unapologetic Opponent of Rape
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Goethestein posted:

Cycloneboy posted:

Goatstein, would you have sex with a transman? After all, he's "really" a woman.

dont stick ur dick in crazy

any woman who would have consensual sex with you is clearly pretty severely cognitively disabled, so i don't understand what your problem is.

#198
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youre lucky that your wife didnt follow similar advice for her own gender
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#200
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