#2161


the website is funny sometimes
#2162
Stalin's vibes were off at Applebee's
#2163
"I don't like Stalin's vibes" = "out of fear of online social disapproval, I affirm all U.S. propaganda about Stalin, but out of equal fear, in a way that makes me look too confused to get stunted on"
#2164
today I found out that the animated GIF I uploaded as my first ever Twitter avatar in 2012 was part of an extremely short-lived development oversight that accidentally allowed animated avatars. It was patched out but the lifespan of the oversight corresponds near exactly to the lifespan of that account. if you never changed your avatar after that it remains animated to this day and I guess a lot of people are currently convinced that it's a perk you get for joining a secret tier of a Twitter subscription service. I'm going to try to recover that account, which should still have the same avatar if it's been preserved on Twitter's servers somewhere, and I wonder if I could scam-ola some dumb rich kid or company into paying me medium-sized bucks for it.
#2165
apparently this was cutting-edge Web 2.0 exploit shit and I used it to upload a little blue cartoon jabber-face man with headphones on who was supposed to be Justin Bieber according to the Web site where I found it. because I was just trying to find an animated GIF that was small enough for the site to accept the upload, I thought that was all you were supposed to do to have one as an avatar. I remember someone, possibly one of you, posted at me that the constant jaw-chattering motion of my avatar made them sick to their stomach. If it was you, soon I will be wealthy and I will find you with hacks and from my Aspen chalet I will rain down Hell.
#2166
[account deactivated]
#2167
[account deactivated]
#2168


Video with an elekkktion commissioner of some sort from Georgia.

Lots of chuds running around with their machine guns and noose yard ornaments, lots of box wine/dozen cats Hillary Clinton voters clutching their faux pearls.

What there's not in any of the 3,000 replies is anyone asking why, pray tell, is a 20 year old contractor's employee the one in the crossfire if your fucking elections are so important, hmm? If they were so important how about you silly fuckers who burn through trillions of dollars every year hire people to do it yourself, and guard them with the police that also burn through trillions of dollars every year?
#2169
#2170
at long last, will no one buy that man an account
#2171
the 1 bitcoin cost of an account at t H E r H i z z o n E was appropriate in 2011 but this policy needs to be reevaluated
#2172

招瑤 posted:

the 1 bitcoin cost of an account at t H E r H i z z o n E was appropriate in 2011 but this policy needs to be reevaluated



i agree, the secret editors forum alone is worth 2 btc

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#2173
uh, remember axemaniac?

#2174
something has gone badly wrong
#2175
[account deactivated]
#2176
this is real life and it happened to me, on twitter.com
#2177
#2178
#2179
#2180
#SeditiousGraham
#2181
[account deactivated]
#2182
#2183

kinch posted:

uh, remember axemaniac?



#2184


as foretold by LF, years ahead of its time, the Return of the Butt Cord
#2185

dimashq posted:



some mildly embarrassing stuff around this... I chalk it up to how wary a lot of online Marxists are about accepting things like, making fun of Australia is something everyone can enjoy. Once again r H i z z o n E thought lights the path.

#2186
#2187
I’m not committing arson, please read my policy paper on artisanal and small-scale heating solutions for local police precincts
#2188
#2189

swampman posted:


#2190

much to consider
#2191
More proof that first world chauvinist socialism looks ridiculous to everyone but the people entrenched in it
#2192
#2193


#2194
yeah the eve6 self titled is interesting if only because it is a top rock album worldwide literally written by a teenager. I have some respect for those guys because when they did their next album indie they released the whole thing online for free and were like this is the future, no reason to live in denial.
#2195
#2196
Lol
#2197
#2198
^^^^^^ every time this thing shows up, 100% of the time, it's to show me something that makes me send it away forever. Hey do you like seeing all the artwork that skilled & talented artists put on our site every day for free so they can compete for $15 commissions? Here's no art & 20 words from a gimmick account that posts joke character sketches, this one's really taking off because, in an unrelated coincidence, most artists on this site have a noose tied & dangling between them and the rest of the world like Wilford Brimley in The Thing
#2199
#2200
socialism is when every worker is a billionaire