#1001



this sort of shit is so stupid and pathetic to me. "it's actually really interesting how a socialist movement today would mean everyone crying constantly and thrashing around on the floor gushing blood from their nose and ears and eyes, it's insanely weird and cool how I project my crippling anxiety and neuroses onto everyone who shares my politics, funky fresh wild how I can declare with self-satisfaction that politics now needs some ineffable Zizekian component to advance beyond its current state which I just imagined while typing this"

i realize it probably comes from their sheer individual isolation from other people with socialist politics, but it's hard to fight the belief that someone who writes like this is willing themselves not to accept the real world because it might get their hopes up and risk disappointing them again
#1002
that must be what it means, to be a Trot
#1003
lolling at a bunch of first worlder parasites who accomplished nothing being self-conscious while the people who made revolutions and saved countless people are... not conscious at all

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#1004
if only they had fortnite and full gay space communism subreddit in 1917
#1005
we stan the true praxis of looking back over our shoulders. we march forward bravely to a people's revolution of curling into a fetal position every time we think about forgetting our lines in a third grade school play. there is a spectre haunting Europe, crawling in my skin, these wounds they will n
#1006
comrades: as we all know, Lenin was extremely YOLO and never thought about anything, but we are wise enough to realize that we are useless shit pigs and tomorrow will always be worse than today. I therefore propose we gather the seven ancient Chaos Emeralds,
#1007

cars posted:

this sort of shit is so stupid and pathetic to me. "it's actually really interesting how a socialist movement today would mean everyone crying constantly and thrashing around on the floor gushing blood from their nose and ears and eyes, it's insanely weird and cool how I project my crippling anxiety and neuroses onto everyone who shares my politics, funky fresh wild how I can declare with self-satisfaction that politics now needs some ineffable Zizekian component to advance beyond its current state which I just imagined while typing this"

i realize it probably comes from their sheer individual isolation from other people with socialist politics, but it's hard to fight the belief that someone who writes like this is willing themselves not to accept the real world because it might get their hopes up and risk disappointing them again


lets all thank the smart twitter man for coming up with the idea that never before in history have the people making a revolution known about a previous one.

#1008
where's my capitalism. it's late or something. anyway free az_iz_ot, darling little nitrogen
#1009
somehow this thread is actually worse than twitter
#1010
you're just now realising this?
#1011
it said do not read this thread, so i didnt
#1012
Michael Bloomberg's three-time campaign manager, the guy behind Bloomberg's go-nowhere 2016 run for president, has started paying to promote his own tweets declaring Bloomberg the best candidate to beat Trump in 2020. All the replies so far are just people telling him to shut the fuck up. lol
#1013
#1014
everyone on Twitter apparently had these severe performative fake panic attacks today how this time, THIS time, they were all DEFINITELY going to get "purged" by Twitter's 5,547th "we are seriously not kidding about really doing it this time" policy, and started suggesting a bunch of truly laughable shit like switching over to some no-name alternative micro-blogging platform. forums supremacy continues unabated i guess.
#1015
microblogging is strictly for pissboyz
#1016
how many levels of anglicanism are you on, dude

*richard dawkins* it was a basically benign and civilising faith

you are like baby... watch this...


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#1017
M I L B A N K S Y

#1018
lebenstraum for me, not for thee, Hun

#1019

tears posted:

somehow this thread is actually worse than twitter


Here’s something else, that’s worse than twitter

#1020
hahaha thank you for reminding me that "the jester" exists
#1021
lol what s pakistan doing on that list?
#1022
I assume it means "capitalism, lately".
#1023

cars posted:

everyone on Twitter apparently had these severe performative fake panic attacks today how this time, THIS time, they were all DEFINITELY going to get "purged" by Twitter's 5,547th "we are seriously not kidding about really doing it this time" policy, and started suggesting a bunch of truly laughable shit like switching over to some no-name alternative micro-blogging platform. forums supremacy continues unabated i guess.


mastodon isn't really no-name, old man. it had a pretty big user uptick from the past few days, twitter does seem to be legitimately cracking down on people.

https://mastodon.social/@usercount
200,733 accounts
+50 in the last hour
+9,509 in the last day
+21,275 in the last week

#1024

Petrol posted:

hahaha thank you for reminding me that "the jester" exists


wow. the mastodon instance was bad enough

#1025

ilmdge posted:

tears posted:

somehow this thread is actually worse than twitter

Here’s something else, that’s worse than twitter


They had the wrong Syrian flag there the last time I saw like a year ago

#1026
bless this thread for keeping me upto date on where wesley crusher does his microbloggiing
#1027


cam, you're missing an opportunity to advance the rhizzone line by not debating the stupid internet maoist, please do this for the rhizzone central committee
#1028

why dont you come on my channel for a debate


lol

#1029
real straya hours who up

#1030

elemennop posted:

cam, you're missing an opportunity to advance the rhizzone line by not debating the stupid internet maoist, please do this for the rhizzone central committee



that's a parody account unfortunately, already suspended

#1031
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#1032
i’ve Maost
#1033

odobenidae posted:

that's a parody account unfortunately, already suspended


hold on a second, there's a jason unruhe who is supposed to not be a parody?

#1034
stephen colbert said late stage capitalism. omg. we're almost there, it's happenin
#1035
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#1036

odobenidae posted:

that's a parody account unfortunately, already suspended


there's no need to disparage babyfinland in this manner

#1037

Parenti posted:

stephen colbert said late stage capitalism. omg. we're almost there, it's happenin




#1038
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#1039
dril is funny

#1040

shriekingviolet posted:



that just seems depressing, i can’t muster the sadism to laugh at that person.